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Ilya Rozanov Gets Railed by GlitterCity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Apr 2023
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“You didn’t like it the last time we tried it,” Shane said.
Ilya gave a one-shouldered shrug. “Was years ago. Maybe it is an acquired taste, like licorice.”
“You also don’t like licorice,” Shane pointed out.
“Yes, but I keep trying it because Luca likes it so much.”
“And then you make a face and tell him how awful it is.”
“When have I ever told you your dick is awful?” Ilya said, looking mildly offended. “I am its number one fan.”
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02 Dec 2025
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“I take care of my subs. I pay attention to what they like and need.”
“Not what they want?”
Munson tilted his head, lips twitching upward. “Oh, we’re gonna have fun, aren’t we, Stevie?”
When porn star Steve Harrington set out to make his first gay film, he wasn't expecting it to go quite this...messily. But that's how it always was with Eddie Munson, wasn't it?
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- Part 1 of Film Studies
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i can’t turn you down (to save my life) by Moomin_94
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
24 Jul 2025
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“I just want to say I’m sorry. I was just… I got carried away. I sometimes can’t-.” He cut himself off. “Can I help you with anything? You seem…? More tightly wound than usual?”
“You can’t help! Not unless you can find me a date for an engagement party in three days time!”
Anthony’s head jerked back in surprise. “What?”
“Forget it.” She ducked around him, holding her hand out for a passing cab.
“No, I can… I can be your date.” Anthony said, waving to the cab driver as he pulled up. “Just a second mate.”
“We don’t need a second.” Kate said to the driver. She turned to Anthony, her voice dripping with sarcasm. “Oh, yeah. Great, you’ll be my date will you?”
“I will. I’m an amazing date.”OR
Kate Sharma didn’t think yelling at her sister’s friend’s brother on a street corner classified as asking him to be her fake boyfriend for her cousin’s engagement party. Anthony Bridgerton thinks otherwise
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A fake dating AU
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25 Oct 2025
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There’s a beat of supremely awkward silence.
"I've offended you,” Armand says. “My apologies. I crossed a line.”
Yeah, you fucking did.
“No, that’s – it’s fine. I’ll just need my accountant to crunch the numbers on that one, is all.”
Jesus H. Christ, Molloy, what are you doing, you absolute nutjob?
In which Daniel's best customer asks to meet in person.
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15 Sep 2025
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Slow Dancing In A Burning Room by feelslikefire
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
08 Feb 2013
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What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.
Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.
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09 Sep 2025