14 Works by spitfired
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degenerate stars by spitfired
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Aug 2026
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6 months into their journey to Erid, Grace finds a lollipop.
On a completely unrelated note, Rocky becomes intimately familiar with the fact that humans have foods they eat...by licking.
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a stargazer's guide to heartbreak by spitfired
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Aug 2026
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It takes 13 years and 17 days.
Eva Stratt finally allows herself to mourn Ryland Grace.
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magnum opus, baby! by spitfired
Fandoms: The Gray Man (2022), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jul 2026
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25 years ago, Courtland Gentry Grace said goodbye to his little brother and promised he’d see him again before he was sent to Florida state prison. It takes the end of the world and a zombie apocalypse for them to meet again.
Before the end of the world, Court used to be a CIA agent. Now that zombies have taken over the world, that doesn’t really matter anymore.
Except it does, when he finds himself tasked with the most important job of his life.
To deliver a molecular biologist who’s discovered the cure to the zombie apocalypse to the last operating research facility in the country.
For Ryland Grace, it turns out, the world does end with a bang, and several bombs, and the national guard escorting him from his home in California to research a way to combat extraterrestrial microbial life that causes a prion disease which inevitably kickstarts the zombie apocalypse.
Even when the country comes to a standstill, even when everyone else begins to die, he has a job to do. Years later, he’s finally discovered the cure, but when his research facility is overrun by zombies, he finds himself with a problem. He has the cure, the only other place to manufacture it is across the country.
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Help, I’m A Middle School Teacher Who Woke Up As An Omega! by spitfired
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Gray Man (2022)
05 Jul 2026
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It takes Ryland Grace three days to figure out he’s in a different reality but in his defense, it was a school weekend and summer break was on the way.
Here's a few things that clues him in:
One, the weirdest thing that Ryland notices when he wakes up is that he smells like sugar cookies. He doesn't even know how to bake.
Two, the second weirdest thing is that when he orders take out, his DoorDasher leans in really close to his face and sniffs him. Which, okay, so he forgot to shower last night, is it such a crime? Sue him, whatever.
The last and final thing that broke the straw on the camel's back was the man who stops him outside of Grover Cleveland Middle School while he's fumbling with his bike lock and sweating over rewriting the answer key for his practice exams, to ask if he could hit up that "Sweet Omega Ass," which- what the fudge? Who do you think you are, and what even is an Omega?
OR: that one isekai fic that no one asked for where Just A Normal Guy Ryland Grace wakes up in an omegaverse reality.
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what follows a winter storm by spitfired
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Drive (2011)
06 Jun 2026
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In 2018, Elijah Kamski announced the creation of CyberLife.
A year later, Grover Cleveland's newest middle school teacher, Ryland Grace, finds an android in the shady back alleyway behind his shitty apartment, he decides to haul it to a repair shop. When it begs him for help instead, he takes it home. The sun is dimming and San Francisco just experienced snow for the first time in decades.
Then he wakes up on a ship in space. The only companion by his side is an android named Driver. The rest of his crew is dead and he can't even remember his own name.
This changes everything.
It also changes nothing.
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and i'm a real human being by spitfired
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Drive (2011)
31 May 2026
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Before Ryland had entered the arena, Adrian had kissed him on the cheek and whispered in his ears, wiped the last tear from his eye and said. "District 10 is waiting for you. Your parents are waiting. You survive this, and you will- No, listen to me, you will, and you come home. Come home, Grace."
Ryland closed his eyes and dreamed of the smell of sweet grass and earthy soil, he thought about the press of his mother's lips to his forehead and didn't think about winning. He thought about Karter, his quiet voice and the smell of leather and oil. He thought about dying by Karter's hands.
"I just wanna live." He whispered to no one.
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Ryland Grace is 18, it is his last year before he ages out of the Hunger Games. Luck has never been on his side though, so when his name gets drawn, he has to come to terms with his imminent death.
Karter 'Driver' Lanius is 17, he's been born and raised to kill. A butcher, a Career, because that's the way District 2 loves their children, with teeth and blood.
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Potassium is an alkali metal that reacts violently with water to form corrosive potassium hydroxide and flammable hydrogen gas in an exothermic process. With enough metal, the gas can ignite and cause an explosion.
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Loving Anakin Skywalker was sort of inevitable, perhaps it was written into stone the moment Obi-Wan shook the boy’s hand all those years ago.
Doing something about that was different though. He was always ready to let the man go, and had long since acknowledged that Anakin would never feel the same.
It seemed the rest of the world didn’t agree on this.
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thou art my master, and my author thou by spitfired
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Sep 2024
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There was a part of Obi-Wan that was happy, happy to see his knot buried deep in his omega. That part of Obi-Wan whispered at the back of his mind, yours, yours, yours, finally yours. Force, he gritted his teeth and resisted the overwhelming desire, all-consuming thirst at the back of his throat to sink his teeth down into the back of Anakin’s neck and leave a scarring bite on the soft skin of his nape.
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OR: They were two years into the war when it happened. One fight gone wrong, and Obi-Wan lost control, lost everything, the man realized.
And yet- and yet, he still desired Anakin, the way he had when the man had first presented as an omega and Obi-Wan knew that he would always love his padawan more than the Jedi Order would ever approve of.
Attached.
That was it.
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ave maria, you’re my dawning star by spitfired
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
11 Aug 2024
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Obi-Wan and Anakin have one last spar. The eve of his dear padawan‘s knighthood is nigh.
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And maybe the world was ending, maybe he was losing his mind. His gums ached and his vision was swimming. From the back of his throat, he choked out a growl, a groaning whine of need and confusion.
But Anakin was by his side, and so he was sure they would be okay in the end.
Or: In which Obi-Wan and Anakin are not alphas or omegas, because those don‘t exist.
And then suddenly, they are, because why not?
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distant stranger by spitfired
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
10 Jan 2024
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It went like this.
2 years ago, Obi-Wan celebrated his 35th birthday and his old friends had clapped him on the back before pointing out that he had white hairs growing in.
“Silver fox, isn‘t that what they call it?” They‘d teased him, and then pressed a wrapped up gift into his hands before winking at him. “You should open this in private.”
What he‘d unwrapped had left him shaking his head in exasperation before he threw it into the back of his closet.
That was 2 years ago. Today, he‘d found the fleshlight after a bit of spring cleaning and well, he wasn‘t getting any younger.
It wouldn‘t hurt to try it out.
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mutilated by sharp bronze by spitfired
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
08 Jan 2024
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A weight kicked him down just as he’d pulled himself up. Obi-Wan fell back onto the ground, face in the dust and belly pressed down flat. There was a boot on his back. A hand, gloved in black leather, slid up the nape of his neck and threaded itself in his hair before it yanked. Despite being held down, Obi-Wan was forced to crane his neck back to meet the Sith’s eyes behind his mask.
“Resistance is futile.” The man said, and there arrived the inevitable. The glass in his mind shattered, the last of his shields collapsing in one fell swoop. Vader dove into the fortress of his mind much like a lothwolf striking for the kill. Teeth to jugular. Fresh blood.
[Jedi Initiate Obi-Wan Kenobi wakes up on a mysteriously desolate planet, wearing clothes too-big for his frame and a lightsaber in his pocket. He is soon greeted by a monster, a man cloaked in machinery and darkness. The fight that ensues is not a battle but a predator playing with his prey.]
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Welcome to Coruscant Ranch! Provider of the best galactic milk you’ll ever have the opportunity to drink. Our cattle are hand-raised and known across the Core for the richness of their milk. Organic and bred for their high quality, nutritious and creamy! If you're ever in the market, consider taking a tour. We offer samples from our best dairy cows, visits are scheduled by appointments only.
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Though the spring is nearing its end, a young heifer experiences his first heat. Unfortunately, even with the help of breeding equipment, it doesn’t seem like anything has took. It looks like the farmhands will have to rely on the old fashion method of a studding bull to do the trick.
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morning dew shower by spitfired
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
31 Mar 2023
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“Naughty thing,” The alpha hissed, and Anakin swallowed nervously at his tone. “Is this why you asked to stay in bed? You wanted this, didn’t you? Are you going to beg for my knot too, Omega?”
Between them, their scents began to thicken in the air. Anakin’s slick smelled like jappor oil; it was the aroma of an omega aroused and leaking, fertile womb aching. All desert flora and woody musk. Mixed together with the fresh earth of Obi-Wan’s scent, all petrichor tinge and fresh-bloomed fern, it smelled like a lush rainforest after an unrelenting thunderstorm.