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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Phil interrupts Dan while he's working. Dan will not give in.

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    07 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    This is for the phreaks who got so horny they blacked out while watching how to befriend your favourite internet star at an impressionnable age

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    25 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    It hits Joker like an explosion, like being slammed through five walls in a row. Bruce is holding his breath from the looks of things. His eyes are unblinking as he nods, encouraging Joker along. He can’t tell Joker’s stomach is suddenly full of snakes.

    ‘You’re not his roommate,’ Joker mutters.

    Of course he isn’t. This is Batman they’re talking about, strong and mysterious and perfect. And that’s Bruce Wayne: the man wet dreams look to for inspiration, two-time winner of People’s Sexiest Man Alive. As if Joker ever stood a chance.

    They’re not roommates.

    The two of them are together.

    TAGLINE: Batman reveals his secret identity to Joker. Joker horribly misunderstands.

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    Chapters:
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    19 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Tipsy Sappy/ Jealous Dan sucks Phil’s dick and bends him over the kitchen counter. Lots of fluff at the end.

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    18 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    It was just supposed to be a silly joke, he swore it. But somewhere between the East Coast and the Midwest, it had stopped feeling funny and grown into a fully fledged problem. It was kind of all Awsten could think about on the road. What Otto might look like under his hands and dressed in lace, how their established dynamics might shift, if Otto would look as pretty as Awsten figured he might.

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    Awsten wants to see Otto in lingerie.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    24
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    16 Apr 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 43

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    “I read something somewhere.” Dan definitely knows that tone. Heat rushes south and he swallows hard. “That sex can relieve migraines.”

    Dan nearly chokes. “Phil, what the fuck.”

    “Maybe we should test it out.”

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    16 Apr 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 29

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    It was almost ridiculous to Dan how attracted he was to Phil sometimes, even after so many years. The fact that he never stopped being in love with him didn't help the issue.

    Or, Dan and Phil enjoy each other's company in a lot of ways, and have many different forms of intimacy. Sometimes that involves Dan making Phil moan his name.

    Or, porn. Without plot, but with heat, pleasure, banter, and love.

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    28 Mar 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 2

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    “Think it’s gonna storm?” Geoff’s eyes are clear as he looks out at the sky, but there’s something unreadable on his face.

    Otto pulls his trucker hat off and runs both hands through his sweat-damp curls. “Oh yeah. Smells like rain.”

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    13 Mar 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 26

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    Dan weaponizes his rarely seen silver chain the one Phil loves yanking during sex to torment his boyfriend all day.

    Dan your chain has bewitched me body, Mind, & soul.

    Yes the title is a Fleetwood Mac song.

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    12 Mar 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 27

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    A routine afternoon in the phouse turns into desperate filthy sex on the couch.

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    06 Mar 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 1

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    "Wait!" Lucas says.
    Geoff spins around so fast Awsten's surprised he didn't stumble.
    "Stay." Awsten says, Geoff doesn't know if that's a question, or a direction.
    "What?"
    "You can stay, if you want." Awsten says, softly.
    "And do what?"
    Oh he's playing the game now.
    "Whatever you want."

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    02 Mar 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 12

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    Dan tries to make Phil jealous

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    17 Feb 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 1

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    The music video kiss was supposed to be fake. The hotel room was supposed to be practical. The shower incident was supposed to stay private.

    Unfortunately for their work schedule (and fortunately for everything else), none of that worked out as planned.

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    Awsten can't keep his mouth shut (or his ear away from doors)

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    16 Feb 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 14

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    Dan knew something was terribly wrong when Phil had cooked dinner.

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    13 Jan 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 61

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    Phil makes Dan jealous on purpose and gets absolutely wrecked for his troubles. That’s it, that’s the fic.

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    06 Jan 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 24

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    dan and phil have had builders in their house for far too long. but now that they're alone, they finally can spend some… quality time together.

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    Bookmarks:
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    06 Jan 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 33

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    based on wdapteo 6!!!

    “Few more minutes...” he mumbled to himself, forcing himself to stay awake while waiting for his beloved. Still. He was pretty fucking tired. They filmed their podcast today and had a few meetings, which sucked out a lot of Phil. He was finally letting himself close his heavy eyes until:

    “bang?”

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    06 Jan 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 43

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    Dan and Phil make an accidental sex tape. Dan convinces Phil to watch it with him.

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    05 Jan 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 47

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    Phil always planned to cancel the challenge if he got the Four Seasons. Dan finds out exactly what Phil had in mind

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    4,217

    05 Jan 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 46

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    Dan gets drunk, and Phil knows to strike while the iron is hot.

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    Dan is Clumsy and Horny™

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    362
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    4,512

    02 Jan 2026

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