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The metaphorical "Get along shirt" but with handcuffs. by staticcrisis
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Mar 2021
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Tubbo takes Tommy and Ranboo's "feud" alittle too seriously and handcuffs them together in a room. They talk. Perhaps there was more to this feud then they thought. Writer doesn't know how to write summary Sadge.
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"Barking can be heard in the dark. At first it was a low growl, a few dogs stirred, awakened by the sound of prints being left in the snow. The dogs grew agitated, barking at the passerby, but whoever it was, they seemed unfazed by the barking. The prints continued, walking slowly and methodically. However, someone did stir in the house."
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The following story is an adaptation of the scripts of 4 streams intended for production on the Dream SMP. Due to all 4 scripts being written before Ranboo’s death it is best to take this story as being in it’s own timeline that is respective of the character of Wilbur Soot. The actors have signed off that the actions taken by the characters in this story are accurate and representative. It is up to audience interpretation which timeline is canon to the greater storyline. For all future lore based around Wilbur, this is canon.
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26 Jan 2022
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“Do I have a name to call my new shadow?” Techno called out behind him, as he scouted the perimeter of the forest. The forest trees were thick, roots the width of his waist. Creeping vines hung above him, curling around the trunk like arms. He wondered how long they’ll be playing this game.
“Philza,” came the reply. It caught Techno off guard, and he barely caught himself from snagging his foot on a crawling end of a tree root.
Philza. A strange name. It felt ancient somehow, like when ancient text is transcribed into modern tongue.
“Are you human, Philza?”
There was no answer, and a thicker silence than before followed.
And that had been that.
(discontinued for now)
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21 Dec 2021
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tommyinnit isn't your personal i-phone charger by Rhapsoddity
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Apr 2025
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Unfair. That's what the world is. In the ideal world, good and bad would be perfectly balanced, but this was Tommy's world, so it was shit. No money, no parents, and a city full of superpowered dickheads? How peachy. At least little ol' Tommy hasn't gotten onto any heroes' or villains' radars yet.... right?... RIGHT??? [UNFINISHED, ABANDONED]
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20 Dec 2021
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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26 Sep 2021
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Ran is an assassin from another dimension assigned to take out the city Subbin’s new general. But once he gets tangled up in solving a kidnapping plot, misgivings towards an impossible target, a drill sergeant job, and a slowly unfolding mystery, he realizes it’s going to be a lot harder than he thought…
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24 Sep 2021