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The following story is an adaptation of the scripts of 4 streams intended for production on the Dream SMP. Due to all 4 scripts being written before Ranboo’s death it is best to take this story as being in it’s own timeline that is respective of the character of Wilbur Soot. The actors have signed off that the actions taken by the characters in this story are accurate and representative. It is up to audience interpretation which timeline is canon to the greater storyline. For all future lore based around Wilbur, this is canon.
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26 Jan 2022
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“Do I have a name to call my new shadow?” Techno called out behind him, as he scouted the perimeter of the forest. The forest trees were thick, roots the width of his waist. Creeping vines hung above him, curling around the trunk like arms. He wondered how long they’ll be playing this game.
“Philza,” came the reply. It caught Techno off guard, and he barely caught himself from snagging his foot on a crawling end of a tree root.
Philza. A strange name. It felt ancient somehow, like when ancient text is transcribed into modern tongue.
“Are you human, Philza?”
There was no answer, and a thicker silence than before followed.
And that had been that.
(discontinued for now)
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- 12/?
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21 Dec 2021
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tommyinnit isn't your personal i-phone charger by Rhapsoddity
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Apr 2025
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Unfair. That's what the world is. In the ideal world, good and bad would be perfectly balanced, but this was Tommy's world, so it was shit. No money, no parents, and a city full of superpowered dickheads? How peachy. At least little ol' Tommy hasn't gotten onto any heroes' or villains' radars yet.... right?... RIGHT??? [UNFINISHED, ABANDONED]
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- 28/?
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20 Dec 2021
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26 Sep 2021
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
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26 Sep 2021
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Ran is an assassin from another dimension assigned to take out the city Subbin’s new general. But once he gets tangled up in solving a kidnapping plot, misgivings towards an impossible target, a drill sergeant job, and a slowly unfolding mystery, he realizes it’s going to be a lot harder than he thought…
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24 Sep 2021
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11 Sep 2021
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The Boy the World Forgot by Nefarious (neobendium)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
20 Aug 2021
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Tommy went to sleep one day and no one else woke up. Instead, there were red vines and silence. A scorching sun and scorching air. Sleeping friends and no company. The egg had taken over the world overnight, and the only one immune to it was a sixteen year old boy still shaken by his own execution and resurrection. He has to care for his friends and enemies alike, rescue anyone he can, and grieve those he cannot. He has to become an army on his own- a farmer, a blacksmith, a doctor and a warrior. He has to face his biggest fears alone and come out stronger- or die forgotten and alone in the sea of red vines that has taken over everything he once knew.
But most importantly, he has to figure out how the hell to wake everyone back up.
(based on the Crimson Sleep AU by @arlekinNotclown on twitter and written with their permission! Go check them out!)
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- Part 1 of Crimson Sleep AU
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21 Aug 2021
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The good, the bad, and the absolutely stupid by scrared
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Aug 2021
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Look, this entire situation was in no way his fault.
Ranboo didn’t want to save the world. He’d much rather be at home, with his cat, eating some pasta, but no. He was helping someone who was not too long ago a complete stranger to him overthrow his evil parent and save his best friend - who Ranboo had never met - from certain peril.
And if that wasn’t enough, the heroes were after them too. Of course, things could be worse.
At that, hundreds of cosmic entities laughed in his face. Way to tempt fate, idiot.
UNIFINISHED AND UNLIKELY TO EVER BE CONTINUED
I want to keep it up bc tbh i liked this one but i doubt ill ever go back to minecraft fandoms, covid was a weird time, but I'm glad I wrote this even if i didnt finish it lmaoBookmarked by staticcrisis
17 Aug 2021
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the sun will be guiding you by Anonymous
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
27 Aug 2021
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“Hey, Enderbitch,” Tommy says into his comms, “where the fuck are you?”
“Hi, Backlash,” the reply comes. “I just finished my patrol. What’s up?”
“I’m about to be fucking murdered, and it’s all your fault.”
or, in simple terms,
a superhero au where wilbur is blind, tommy is feral, techno is cursed, and philza is tired af, per usual. and they’re all supers who are at each other’s throats without a clue who’s wearing the mask.
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12 Aug 2021
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[[This fic has been discontinued, but the final chapter includes a planned plot summary]]
“Oh, that did something, what did’ya do?”
“Pressed the off button, best to make sure it didn’t turn on while we were in here.” Tubbo replied.
“Ah, good call, Tubb-so. When you pushed it, this little light here came on.” He gestured to said light, a small yellow spot in the dark of the compartment. They continued to discuss, but Ranboo tuned it out.Standing above them in that tunnel, something felt… wrong.
There was a spark to the air, a pressure that wasn’t there a moment earlier.
He felt a buzzing from somewhere deep within his bones, building, growing, and screaming that this wasn’t a place they should be.
Or: Ranboo, Tubbo, and Tommy learn why you don't mess with things in the lab. (Danny phantom AU)
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07 Aug 2021
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Tubbo just groans, head in his hands. "I don't even want to marry anyone, this is so stupid." He rakes a hand through his hair, looking up at the royal party goers with as much irritation as he would a swarm of flies. "I'm barely eighteen, this is ridiculous."
"So?" Tommy sasses easily. "You're not even supposed to be looking for love, you're supposed to be looking for peace. Get on with it," he goads, beckoning the next suitor forwards.
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[Hiatus]
“Hey, Tommy?”
“Yeah, Big Man?”
“What do you think the sky looks like?”
"Tubbo, don’t be ridiculous.” Tommy groaned, curling back up into the covers of his bed. “The sky doesn’t exist, you’ve been reading too many stories. Real life isn’t a fairytale.”
“Now shut up and go to sleep, the Agents said tomorrow’s gonna be tough.”
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All Tommy and Tubbo had ever known were white walls and the red of blood. Having been trained from a young age to be killers, they wanted nothing more than to make the Institution proud.
Well, that was until a certain black-and-white haired boy with memory problems appeared one day, and showed them that the world had so much more to offer.
But what happens when the Institution wants Tommy and Tubbo to become spies instead?
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Powers AU
Tommy and Tubbo were kidnapped as babies by an evil organisation, who trained them, in order to take advantage of their powers. One day, they were saved by Ranboo and escaped. But now they have to spy on the government, while for the first time experiencing the love of a “real family”
Oh, and also while dealing with the dilemma of whether or not to betray the people who raised them
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05 Aug 2021
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“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”
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OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.
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- Part 2 of here's a health to the company
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26 Jul 2021
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“You know, you might be the only thing alive that knows my name. I don’t know how long I’ve been sleeping, but it must have been long enough for people to have forgotten.” The stag finished the last of the berries and stared at George wonderingly. George chuckled, plucked another handful to offer to it, and continued, “I’d gone to sleep tired. And I wake up tired. Tell me, do you think that’s fair?”
The stag, because it was a stag, did not reply.
But George didn’t mind that, either.
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Or, that fic about passerine!Dream Team, but before passerine.
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- Part 1 of Aerie
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- English
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- 7/7
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21 Jul 2021
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The sun and the moon are opposites. Pushing and pulling. One rises when the other falls and they forever chase each other in a dance, only truly meeting on eclipses. These eclipses are special. An opportunity. And some say if you listen closely you can hear the giggles, hear the laughter, of long time friends meeting again.
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or, Tubbo is the sun god and Ranboo is the moon god. They wish everyday they could meet.Series
- Part 5 of beeduo my beloved
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20 Jul 2021
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His Curse of Binding by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
26 Oct 2021
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Tommy had lived and died as Theseus, Icarus, Orpheus and Sisyphus. But all he wanted to be was free.
In which Tommy Soot, originally born in 1509, is cursed to be reborn, to never reach adulthood unless he figured out the Greek myth of his lifetime. He had one rule of not allowing himself to get attached to people but he would have never guessed that a foster family of the creator of Minecraft, an anime stan and a Soundcloud musician would break that rule.
~ SBI Foster AU but with Greek mythology.
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- Part 1 of His Curse of Binding universe
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17 Jul 2021
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Ranboo brushes a thumb over his memory book, the knowledge of Tubbo's entry still fresh in his mind from his quick recap on the way over.
Tubbo: Ex-president. Tommy's friend. Lives in Snowchester. Friend?
"You don't have to, I guess," Tubbo shrugs, rubbing his hands together for warmth. "Just a suggestion."
"You're sure you want me to live here?"
Tubbo frowns. "Why wouldn't I?"
"Well, I mean, we're... We're not exactly friends."
Tubbo's hand - the bad one, the one that's mostly scar tissue - twitches, and Ranboo can sense that he's said something wrong. "Are we not?"
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Ranboo and Tubbo go from barely friends to doting husbands in a matter of weeks, adopting a child and building a mansion somewhere along the way. Here are some of the moments in between.
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17 Jul 2021
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Please, Prime, he needed to move. He had to move!
“What’re you doing out?”
Too late.
“Run.” A voice, silken as shadows, whispered in his ear, as she so often did when an opening came. He had ignored her beckoning so many times, fearful of the punishment he’d receive should he fail, but punishment would be coming if he didn’t move his damned legs. So for once, Ranboo obeyed her call, and he ran.
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(Alternatively: Ranboo has been locked away for all of his life, a body with nothing to say. Now, given the chance of freedom he decides to break away from the faceless life he was damned to. However, freedom isn’t all he bargained for as he’s thrown into a game of kings he never asked to be a part of.)
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Pspspsp we now have a discord < 3
https://discord.gg/XZUBchbwcH
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15 Jul 2021
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13 Jul 2021