stenchofcitrus



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    It's mid season, 2015, and Ilya is in a slump. But at least Hollander is too.

    Too bad they aren't playing each other for another three weeks, nice that they each have some privacy though.

    For the Prompt: Either of them drunk texting/drunk calling at any point between Vegas and tuna melts.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    He gnaws at the guilt of his own actions the way Anya does her chew toys for days after, Shane clearly picking up on something going on with him but also giving him space to work it over in his head until he’s ready to share.

    Right up until they’re out at team dinner and the two other smokers at the table excuse themselves for a smoke outside and Shane looks to him expectantly-

    -only to frown when Ilya stays where he is.

    (how and why ilya finally gives up smoking)

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    13 Aug 2026

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    Statistically speaking, there was a very long list on one end which Shane sat solidly at the top of. On the other end, there was a list with only one name on it.

    Shane was the best of everyone Ilya had ever fucked.

    Sasha was the best to ever fuck Ilya.

    Shane would never have gotten two Stanley Cups if he didn’t know how to pivot and change direction when needed.

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    13 Aug 2026

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    Ilya makes comments about Shane talking too much.

    Shane takes him seriously and attempts to stop talking.

    It doesn’t go well.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Ilya sneezed, and immediately regretted it.

    Shane turned slowly to look at him, his dark eyes narrowed. “What,” he said slowly, “was that?”

    “Nothing,” Ilya said, hoping that the congestion was more mental than audible.

    Then he sneezed again.

    “Are you fucking serious?”

    “The thing is,” Ilya started.

    “You specifically told me that you weren't sick!”

    “In my defense,” Ilya said, missing haughty and hitting raspy instead, “it was not supposed to rain.”

    Ilya and Shane's first camping trip immediately goes south when they realize Ilya has a cold

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    29 Jun 2026