jumped-for-the-yaoi (stranded_daylily)
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how to break a notorious war criminal out of prison: a guide by three idiots and a cow by jumped-for-the-yaoi (stranded_daylily)
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
26 Nov 2025
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“There is just genuinely no way, bro.” Flame wants to laugh. Or cry. Or stab Boosfer.
“Well, looks like we’ll just have to deal with it for now,” Jaden sighs. He sounds equally despairing and simultaneously entertained by Flame’s visible anguish.
Nope. No. Flame is adding Jaden to the to-be-stabbed list, as soon as they break Wemmbu out of that god-forsaken jail.
or; flame, boosfer, and jaden are forced to work together to save wemmbu from the Law’s grasp. chaos ensues.
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we'll be building palaces in purgatory by jumped-for-the-yaoi (stranded_daylily)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
20 Nov 2025
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He spins around to face Zam, grinning. “Besides, I’ve got some- some big plans.” He gestures around the courtyard excitedly. “It’ll make that arrow cannon look like child’s play.”
“Can’t wait to see it,” Zam says with a smooth smile, blindingly bright. She pauses. “You sure you don’t want to stay? Not even for a little bit?”
He hesitates. “Eh, some other time.” Wemmbu steps away from her, head already spinning with ideas. “I’ll see you soon, though. Later, gorgeous.”
or; three times Wemmbu denies Zam’s offers to stay on Unstable, plus one time he accepts.
Series
- Part 1 of jet's ls x uu crossover fics
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psychological warfare in the form of minecraft trivia by jumped-for-the-yaoi (stranded_daylily)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
04 Oct 2025
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Mapicc clears his throat grandly. “Now. You may be the immortal demon, FlameFrags, but are you… The immortal minecraft trivia connoisseur?"
Flame just stares at him, dumbfounded.
“Lifesteal Trivia. I ask you questions, you answer them,” Ro supplies helpfully. “We have an ongoing tally going already. Now,” she continues, barrelling through Flame’s objection – “are you ready to start?”
or; during a lifesteal peace period, Roshambo and Mapicc go around tormenting as many people as humanly possible. With minecraft trivia.
Recent series
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jet's ls x uu crossover fics by jumped-for-the-yaoi (stranded_daylily)
Fandom: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
20 Nov 2025
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Are you good enough? (Are you man enough?) by Katsuudon
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
25 Nov 2025
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Lettuce finds a different way to punish Wemmbu after his escape attempts. Egg is the unfortunate collateral damage.
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- Part 5 of K's UU one-shots
Bookmarked by jumped-for-the-yaoi (stranded_daylily)
25 Nov 2025
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The last time Wemmbu walked into Parrot’s shop, he wasn’t wearing netherite armor.
He was a diamond-clad knight, transparent figure shrouded in a veil of mystery—a ghost capital city praised a hero.
But now, he walks under a ringing windchime, his long locks flowing behind him with every step, golden sun of the Law blazing on his chestplate. Not invisible, but not truly himself either.
“Yo Parrot, just here to run some errands,” he spoke. It wasn’t the god horrible voice changer he’s grown accustomed to—it was him, Wemmbu in the flesh. Unveiled, skin visible under his armor, the man before him wasn’t the Invisible Knight, but the living, breathing Wemmbu he knew.
The sight made Parrot forget how to breathe.
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or, parrot struggles to grapple with the fact that he might be wrong about wemmbu
Series
- Part 2 of lawdog au oneshots
Bookmarked by jumped-for-the-yaoi (stranded_daylily)
12 Nov 2025
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How do you ghost hunt if the ghost is right in front of you? by bristlefrostsbbg
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
10 Nov 2025
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Flame was going to lose his mind.
It had been a week. Seven days. One hundred and sixty-eight hours of pure, unfiltered torture, and he hadn't even done anything to deserve it. Well—okay, technically he had, but that wasn't the point.
"Bro, I swear to god—" Flame growled, watching as his carefully organized chests shifted.
The items inside clattered across his floor in complete chaos.
"Oops." Wemmbu's grin was absolutely shit-eating as he phased through the wall, tail swishing behind him with obvious delight. His horns caught the light from Flame's furnaces. "My hand slipped."
"Your hand slipped. Your HAND SLIPPED." Flame's hair sparked, small embers dancing between the strands. "You literally reached INTO the chest and flipped it!"
"Prove it." Wemmbu floated upside down, his face now level with Flame's.
Flame tried to shove him away—his hand passed straight through Wemmbu's face. The ghost didn't even flinch.
"That's what I thought," Wemmbu said, righting himself in the air. He drifted over to some other corner and started moving things around. Bread where the diamonds should be. Diamonds where the golden carrots should be. Complete anarchy.
Series
- Part 21 of UU Oneshots
Bookmarked by jumped-for-the-yaoi (stranded_daylily)
11 Nov 2025
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i don't even know who i used to be by rising_phoenixx
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
12 Dec 2025
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Sure, a mace sounded appealing, but he didn’t really want to be stuck doing some guys bidding instead of looking for-
“I could give you any resources you need to find that angel friend of yours.”
Well.
OR
Wemmbu joins the invisible mafia
Series
- Part 1 of Unstable Universe
Bookmarked by jumped-for-the-yaoi (stranded_daylily)
10 Nov 2025
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“Don’t die,” Wemmbu said.
“Wasn’t planning to,” Egg had replied.
Three days later, Egg’s technically still alive—emphasis on technically—and Wemmbu’s about three brain cells away from burning the server down to find him.
Friendship’s hard when one of you’s chained to a wall and the other’s losing his mind about it.
Series
- Part 2 of Unstable Universe!
Bookmarked by jumped-for-the-yaoi (stranded_daylily)
09 Nov 2025