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How the hell did Dave Strider get the only other 100% in your AP Biology class? Out of all of the people in this class, no, in the world, he's your rival?
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In retrospect, getting Karkat wildly high when he was only running on a few hours of sleep may not have been your best idea.
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You’ve been trading memes with an international pop sensation, and your drunk ass had no idea.
Classic.
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- Part 1 of Popstar AU
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Fatalistic Humor, or, Jokes to Make Post-Mortem by IntelligentAirhead (Dragonomatopoeia), obstinateRixatrix
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Jul 2017
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‘Head over heels’ is an appropriate turn of phrase because falling in love is exactly like throwing yourself down an endless staircase of inconvenient emotion.
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- Part 3 of F(A)
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Xianle Immortals by Tyelperintal
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2021
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Black hockey skates with white laces appear in front of him, and when Mu Qing looks up, he finds a gloved hand reaching towards him, offering to help him up.
Mu Qing takes the offered hand, struggling to sit up on bruised knees before he gingerly picks himself up and balances on the blades of his comparatively delicate figure skates.
“What,” he hisses as he reaches down to dust off the front of his leggings, “is your fucking problem? Did someone hit you in the head? Are you stupid?”
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Mu Qing is training for a figure skating competition. Feng Xin is on the local hockey team, and keeps getting in his way.
Russian translation available here!
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The Cuddling Curse by thekeyholder
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Oct 2025
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Every night, Mu Qing teleports into Feng Xin's bed while they're asleep. Mu Qing wants to find the cause of this curse, even though neither he nor Feng Xin mind that much waking up in each other's arms.
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you can never escape your emo kid past by tyziia2 (ClockworkDinosaur)
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Feb 2017
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Your name is Dave Strider and you think to yourself that there's nothing more soul-crushing than the back room in a retail store.
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will you be waiting on the other side? by woofmeow for SouthernRain
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2021
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“There’s a new art exhibit opening tonight.”
Mu Qing rolls his eyes. “Okay, and what about it?” he asks, sipping his tea.
“Your wedding portrait’s one of the main pieces on display.”
Mu Qing chokes and spills hot tea all over himself.
(or, Feng Xin dies. Centuries later, a wedding portrait goes on display at a museum.)
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Davekat Demonstuck Extravaganza by GreyscaleCourtier for theloveliestkindoftrash
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Dec 2016
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Ever since Kanaya contracted with the thing calling itself Rose, this shithead has been coming by the bookstore every single day to hassle you with ever-stranger book requests.
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Karkat gets a crush on his oddball classmate, and winds up kissing him in the dark room in photography. Strangeness ensues.
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i'm at the combination dunkin donuts & urgent care by orphan_account for cedarbranch
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Aug 2016
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Karkat Vantas is convinced beyond a doubt that his neighbor is some variety of murderer, until they actually meet in person. Highlights include blood at the laundromat, Dave's weird obsession with candles, and a box of shitty swords.
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“Dave!”
You glance up from the can you’re occupied as fuck kicking around a long platform on dreambubble LoHaC. You’ve got a Karkat coming in at one o’clock, hand raised and waving and grinning, just a bit. And notably not white-eyed.
Well, goddamn.
A Dave (dead) and a Karkat (alive and well) talk timelines, relationships, and dude magnets.
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Fait Accompli(cation) by IntelligentAirhead (Dragonomatopoeia), obstinateRixatrix
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Jul 2016
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In Which a Mutant and an Alien Meander Towards a Quadrant of Indeterminate Identity at a Glacial Pace While Examining the Internalized Toxicity Perpetuated by Their Respective Societies, and The Nature of Friendship is Determined to Be More Universal Than Originally Theorized [Banned In Alternia]
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- Part 1 of F(A)
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an aspiring novelist with a crippling addiction to gay alien porn by sburbanite for NothingSoDivine
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Feb 2016
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Title translation for Alternian readers:
IN WHICH THE ALIEN PROTAGONIST ATTEMPTS TO BOND MORE CLOSELY WITH HIS MALE TROLL FRIEND, ABOUT WHOM HE HAS CONFUSED ROMANTIC FEELINGS, VIA THE MEDIUM OF EROTIC LITERATURE WRITING.
RATED 8+ SWEEPS FOR MENTIONS OF EQUIPMENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE, GENITALIA, CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITES, AND FREQUENT FREUDIAN SLIPS. -
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“I’ve been trying to integrate some Alternian samples into my mixes lately,” Dave said, with a little half-shrug. “You know - appeasing our new overlords by totally appreciating their sick beats. I thought maybe that’s why you keep coming to see me.”
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You can’t figure out what the fuck is wrong with Dave. For as long as you’ve known the insufferable ass, he’s been a cagy little shit about his private life. You finally managed to wedge a claw into a crack in his coolkid façade when you grubbed your way into his sleeping area, an act of desperation to finally wring a shred of genuine social interaction out of him, but now the stupid nookwhiff has clammed up tighter than the mother grub’s puckered sphincter.
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- Part 2 of Fairytale Bromance
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Dave and Karkat kill time on the meteor together and play a human party game to learn about each other's lives before the game and prepare for what may come after.
The meteor was not a place you could spend time alone. At least, not out in the open.
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When the weather goes to shit Karkat can't help but to take pity on this beautiful stranger playing music in the eye of the storm.
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Your Interpersonal, Intergalactic Relationship: A Beginner's Guide by sicklekind
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Sep 2015
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A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend.
Disclaimer: results may take up to three (3) years to appear.
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Dave had always been the one best prepared for the game. He was able to handle the shit it threw at them and push it down a lot better than everyone else could.
It might have fucked up everything else about him, but that didn't matter.
He was fine.
He was always fucking fine.