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The Age of Pleasure by strongfartz
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
21 Feb 2025
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“Don’t cry, sweetheart, I’ll take you to the stars. Just float for me,” Leon smiles, a genuine, blinding thing that has you closing your eyes, shielding yourself from the sun.
Your moon, Viktor, anchors you, pressing the sweetest of kisses to the back of your neck and shoulders. Desire pools in your stomach, ebbing and flowing forth underneath the sparkling radiance of the sun warming your insides, the gentle caress of the moon pulling the tides closer and closer, icy hot and overwhelming, reflecting your emotions and the light of the sun back toward you.
This is the most self-inserted, self-indulgent fanfiction I have ever written.
Plus-sized Leon sluts and Vik-whores, come get your juice!
[Rated Explicit for graphic sexual content.]
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“Shall I confess my other sins to you while I’m at it?” His eyes bore into you, and you cannot help but shuffle your feet and blush at his charms.
“The only sin I can hear from you are terrible pick-up lines…” Shadowheart sneers. Your coworker from behind the counter hands her a drink. “Oh gods, thank you so much. You’re saving me from a terrible show.” She smiles devilishly, pointedly eyeing the man in front of you before starting to quickly shuffle her way out of the cafe.
“The only terrible show I can see is the dredge on your face you call make-up,” The man before you snarls back as Shadowheart passes by him. Shadowheart does not verbally respond, simply giving him the middle finger as she opens the cafe door, and you hear the familiar bong-bing chime reversed to signal a customer leaving.
This fanfiction is just gratuitous porn disguised as a Coffee Shop Alternate Universe.
There are also copious amounts of shitty memes and pop culture references.
You have been warned.
[Rated Explicit for graphic sexual content.]
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Only One You Need by strongfartz
Fandoms: イケメン戦国 時をかける恋 | Ikemen Sengoku: Toki o Kakeru Koi (Visual Novel)
14 Jan 2019
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Mitsunari started to carry you into his bedroom. You clung onto Mitsunari, holding the back of his neck while looking into his eyes quizzically. He had a set in his jaw that made him look determined and extremely sexy. He looked down at you once and he smiled so angelically, you couldn’t help but smile back as your heart skipped a beat.
You have been dealing with depression and Mitsunari helps lift your spirit.
[Rated Teen for the usage of the word "sexy," a brief description of neck kisses, and a brief description of breast kissing.]
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- English
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- 845
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“Hi! Welcome to Castle Diner! Would you two like to sit at the bar or at a booth?” asked a cheery, feminine voice.
Kelly could not think straight. The tall woman that stood before them was absolutely gorgeous. Her skin was a tawny color, sun kissed to perfection. Her complexion was flawless and shown beneath her make up. Her nose was short and curved upwards, like a gentle ski slope. Her lips were perfectly plump, pouty, and pink. Her eyes were a deep blue, framed with long lashes, trimmed brows, and gold eyeliner. Her long, dark brown hair was pulled into a high ponytail. She was slender with a small waist, chest, feet, and hands. She wore a baby blue button up dress with capped sleeves, a white apron, and white flats. She wore a handmade name tag printed in blue ink that read “LAURA”. She was simply alluring.
A comedic romance between an awkward girl and a lady-killer. Sometimes, all you need in life is a burger, a cute girlfriend, and a slice-of-life fanfiction.
[Rated Teen for profanity.]
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“But that’s just it, Shimada! YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL!” The gunslinger shouted, voice hoarse and gravelly with pent up emotion.
*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt*
*starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…[Rated General. No trigger warnings or tags apply.] + [Cole Cassidy's deadname is used, which is Jesse McCree.]
- Language:
- English
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- 341
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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The Sword Coast Cafe Series - Baldur's Gate 3 Coffee Shop Alternate Universe by strongfartz
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Feb 2025
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- 14,139
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