8 Works by strongfartz
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The Age of Pleasure by strongfartz
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
21 Feb 2025
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“Don’t cry, sweetheart, I’ll take you to the stars. Just float for me,” Leon smiles, a genuine, blinding thing that has you closing your eyes, shielding yourself from the sun.
Your moon, Viktor, anchors you, pressing the sweetest of kisses to the back of your neck and shoulders. Desire pools in your stomach, ebbing and flowing forth underneath the sparkling radiance of the sun warming your insides, the gentle caress of the moon pulling the tides closer and closer, icy hot and overwhelming, reflecting your emotions and the light of the sun back toward you.
This is the most self-inserted, self-indulgent fanfiction I have ever written.
Plus-sized Leon sluts and Vik-whores, come get your juice!
[Rated Explicit for graphic sexual content.]
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“Shall I confess my other sins to you while I’m at it?” His eyes bore into you, and you cannot help but shuffle your feet and blush at his charms.
“The only sin I can hear from you are terrible pick-up lines…” Shadowheart sneers. Your coworker from behind the counter hands her a drink. “Oh gods, thank you so much. You’re saving me from a terrible show.” She smiles devilishly, pointedly eyeing the man in front of you before starting to quickly shuffle her way out of the cafe.
“The only terrible show I can see is the dredge on your face you call make-up,” The man before you snarls back as Shadowheart passes by him. Shadowheart does not verbally respond, simply giving him the middle finger as she opens the cafe door, and you hear the familiar bong-bing chime reversed to signal a customer leaving.
This fanfiction is just gratuitous porn disguised as a Coffee Shop Alternate Universe.
There are also copious amounts of shitty memes and pop culture references.
You have been warned.
[Rated Explicit for graphic sexual content.]
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Only One You Need by strongfartz
Fandoms: イケメン戦国 時をかける恋 | Ikemen Sengoku: Toki o Kakeru Koi (Visual Novel)
14 Jan 2019
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Mitsunari started to carry you into his bedroom. You clung onto Mitsunari, holding the back of his neck while looking into his eyes quizzically. He had a set in his jaw that made him look determined and extremely sexy. He looked down at you once and he smiled so angelically, you couldn’t help but smile back as your heart skipped a beat.
You have been dealing with depression and Mitsunari helps lift your spirit.
[Rated Teen for the usage of the word "sexy," a brief description of neck kisses, and a brief description of breast kissing.]
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- 845
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“Hi! Welcome to Castle Diner! Would you two like to sit at the bar or at a booth?” asked a cheery, feminine voice.
Kelly could not think straight. The tall woman that stood before them was absolutely gorgeous. Her skin was a tawny color, sun kissed to perfection. Her complexion was flawless and shown beneath her make up. Her nose was short and curved upwards, like a gentle ski slope. Her lips were perfectly plump, pouty, and pink. Her eyes were a deep blue, framed with long lashes, trimmed brows, and gold eyeliner. Her long, dark brown hair was pulled into a high ponytail. She was slender with a small waist, chest, feet, and hands. She wore a baby blue button up dress with capped sleeves, a white apron, and white flats. She wore a handmade name tag printed in blue ink that read “LAURA”. She was simply alluring.
A comedic romance between an awkward girl and a lady-killer. Sometimes, all you need in life is a burger, a cute girlfriend, and a slice-of-life fanfiction.
[Rated Teen for profanity.]
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“But that’s just it, Shimada! YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL!” The gunslinger shouted, voice hoarse and gravelly with pent up emotion.
*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt*
*starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…[Rated General. No trigger warnings or tags apply.] + [Cole Cassidy's deadname is used, which is Jesse McCree.]
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- English
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- 341
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- 3
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Genji first started noticing that Lúcio was prone to odd behaviors three months into their relationship. At first, Genji brushed off the abnormalities as an insignificant happenstance or a part of Lúcio’s infectious personality. However, Genji began to realize that there was… a recurrence… as well as a disappearance of certain behaviors over a stretch of time. A pattern, if you will. There were days when the Brazilian stood a little too close for comfort near his allies, enthusiasm drenched in his voice at inappropriate times. He spoke too loudly, too dramatically. Then immediately too softly. His words raced and tumbled from his lips, leaving others confused and dazed within the tumultuous, erratic storm of his thoughts. The man was easily irritated and impatient, expecting others to keep up with his accelerated lifestyle.
Genji knew there was something off about his boyfriend.
Unfortunately, he didn't know what it was...
[Rated Teen for profanity.]
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“You know I can’t dance.”
Leo frowned at Takumi’s inevitable refusal. Their mutual stubbornness made bickering a constant force between the two. However, tonight was a special night. A banquet with music perfect for dancing. And Takumi wanted to miss out on his first Nohrian dance? The very idea was preposterous to Leo. Expected, and yet still disappointing. The blonde would not relent, however.
“Then dance with me for one song. If you still hate dancing afterwards, I will never push the subject again,” Leo said, his piercing gaze steadily holding Takumi’s eyes at full attention. “Trust me.”
A dance underneath the moon.
[Rated General. No trigger warnings or tags apply.]
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- English
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'You have your mother’s smile, you know...’ Mink looked down at his small son in a tiny tux that barely fit him. Koujaku looked up at Mink, Mink’s dreads creating a curtain around his long face, pain carved in his features, making the young father look much older than he was, the widower that he now is. A tear rolled down the man’s face, falling against his black leather shoes. Koujaku peered down at the open casket atop the stepstool he stood on; Mom laid in the casket with her delicate hands folded across her stomach, a small smile molded on her features. A smile that was not hers. A smile created by the mortician to try and ease the pain resting within the man’s and the boy’s hearts. Yet, it only seemed to deepen the wounds. The mortician did his best to recover the marred mother’s features, but no one could replicate her radiant smile.
Imagine an AU where all the boyfriends live together in a giant house. Shenanigans will ensue, yes? Imagine if they took on the roles of certain characters in the Drake and Josh TV series. That's what this story is about.
[Rated Teen for profanity, underage smoking, descriptions of violence, and descriptions of death.]
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