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Look At Me Now, I’m Falling by sweetbao
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
20 Dec 2025
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Over the course of a semester, Xue Meng accidentally reforms his philandering roommate, Mei Hanxue. As winter break looms, Mei Hanxue takes the abrupt realization that he “like” likes Xue Meng in remarkable stride and runs full speed ahead.
Flustered, Xue Meng runs full speed onto a patch of ice.
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Five times Mei Hanxue falls for Xue Meng, bit by bit, on the little love seat in the living room, plus one time they fall, together, suddenly tumbling head over heels in the snow.
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Come On, Leave Me Breathless by sweetbao
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
14 Dec 2025
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While out on what Xue Meng insists is not a date, Mei Hanxue comes on to him the moment he admits to his geriatric virginity. Oblivious to Mei Hanxue’s relentless flirting, Xue Meng has zero clue that a certain someone has perceived the crush he refuses to, deeply delights in his innocence, and is plotting to “solve his problem” before the cold, wintry night is over.
As the evening comes to an end, Mei Hanxue kisses Xue Meng breathless at the peak of tension, exactly when any other person would expect it, yet Xue Meng is shocked silly because he missed every last cue. He’s a little confused about how to feel, but it’s fine, since the forward Mei Hanxue is sincere in his pursuit, and Xue Meng can’t deny his body’s “Yes! Yes, please!”
Or, Xue Meng finally begins to come to terms with the fact that Shou Hou and Mei Hanxue are one and the same, and what that may mean about himself. They happily, if awkwardly, fuck about it.
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The World Works In Mysterious Ways by sweetbao
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Nov 2025
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When Hua Cheng asks Xie Lian about the truth of his unspeakable affliction, the mortified Xie Lian impulsively turns the question back on his friend.
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HC: Does your dick work?
XL: You’re dead, does yours?
(the pause is going into labor)
HC: Yes, actually. I’m not sure why.
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A White-Clothes Calamity by sweetbao
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2025
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When he loses Chu Wanning in a bustling city of ghosts, Mo Ran messes up, but narrowly avoids the consequences of his actions (mostly).
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(Do Not) Let Sleeping Ghosts Lie by sweetbao
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Nov 2025
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Hua Cheng tries to get out of calligraphy practice. Xie Lian lets him do no such thing.
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Keep Your Eyes on Me by sweetbao
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Sep 2025
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Light-hearted post-canon Hualian magical genderplay
Titles pulled, fitting or not, from “Shut Up And Dance”
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- 6,814
- Works:
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When the Rain Comes, I’ll Be Your Shelter + Rainy Day Extras by sweetbao
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Aug 2025
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You won’t find a lick of angst here, just the original story and short instances of fluff set within the universe of “When the Rain Comes, I’ll Be Your Shelter.” Ratings vary, despite our “Getting Together” story being E-rated.
This series is complete for now! I might add more, but I haven’t got plans at the moment.
Each one after the main one has a background milestone.
1) Xie Lian has a set of keys to Hua Cheng’s!
2) They’ve moved into a brand-new place together!
3) *wipes tears* The guys are endgame (but we already knew that)!- Words:
- 81,625
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Dies irae, dies illa by silvarahh
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Nov 2025
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When Xie Lian is banished for the second time, Jun Wu doesn't allow him to linger in the mortal realm. Instead, he forces him back to the heavens to be his personal rut slave. After spending a few torturous centuries in the Heavenly Capital, Xie Lian discovers he's with a child. Blinded with disgust and anger, he decides to channel the fetus' spiritual powers and jump down to the mortal realm to terminate the pregnancy and make sure the spirit is properly dispersed.
Upon finding out that his beloved has finally reappeared in the mortal realm, Hua Cheng is overjoyed. But what will happen when he finds out that his beloved omega god has been ruthlessly violated for the past few centuries? Can he right the wrongs Xie Lian has endured?
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
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it ain’t gay if you say no homo by xiaokuns
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
05 Nov 2023
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“Then, can you tell me where it’s swollen? I have some medicine on me, maybe I could put some on you?”
He pondered for a moment and continued, “Or actually, I could also massage it a little, if you'd be okay with that?”
Finally, she lowered her head and coughed lightly, her voice was sweet as she said, “If you rub it, it might swell up more.”
Xue Meng felt a bit wronged. “Huh? Is my hand poisonous?”
“…No”
“Then it should be fine, then.”
Shou Hou’s lips suddenly pursed into a smile, her emerald eyes shone with captivating lustre and even seemed to emit some form of vital energy, for a moment, Xue Meng suddenly thought of a close friend’s shadow overlapping with hers. “Then...if you really wish to help me, it's not out of the question, but I must make something clear to you...”
where xue meng and mei hanxue didn’t get cockblocked in the extras.
Bookmarked by sweetbao
15 Nov 2025
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New Beginnings by outofcandy
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
01 Aug 2020
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When the two begin to get close, the line between platonic and romantic feelings starts to blur.
While Mei Hanxue discovers deeper feelings for someone for the first time in his life, Xue Meng has to navigate all the complicated and strong emotions that suddenly take over his heart.
Will they finally learn what they really mean to each other?
Series
- Part 1 of Life's Path
Bookmarked by sweetbao
13 Nov 2025
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Tea, Trauma, and Terrible Life Choices by WangxianHualianBL
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
11 Oct 2025
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What starts as a quiet afternoon over tea becomes an unintentional tournament of trauma.
Wei Wuxian brags, Shen Qingqiu scoffs, and Xie Lian cheerfully traumatizes everyone by existing.
Featuring: competitive martyrdom, misplaced serenity, and one very confused god.