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When the detectives find out one day that their bastardly coworker Dazai is in a relationship, they do everything in their power to figure out which poor soul had the misfortune of falling for him.
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The battle is over, yet you're still suffering by swinemeeper
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
19 Jun 2020
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Dazai went over the motions slowly and lighly, unconsciously thinking Chuuya was a porcelain doll. As if one heavy-handed stroke would break him, the brunet continued his delicate work, gently stroking the doll laid underneath him, unaware of what was happening outside its dreams.
Dazai takes care of Chuuya in the aftermath of the Lovecraft fight.
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“You’re not missing out.” Akira shakes his head. “They were just bragging about getting sucked off. It’s, uh,” Akira swallows. “Half of them were obviously lying. Or exaggerating, at least. You know?”
“Oh,” Goro says, hyper-aware of his quickening heart. “I wouldn’t know the first thing, actually.”
Akira blinks behind his glasses. “What?”
(Or: Goro Akechi experiences the wonders of oral sex.)
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23 Mar 2025
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Boothill opens the door to the bedroom. He's tired. Really tired.
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Sunday makes bird noises, and Boothill is only just finding out.
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05 Apr 2024
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How to sneak out: a guide by three dumbass detectives by ChaoticMajor
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
06 Aug 2022
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When Atsushi sneaks out to meet his boyfriend, he’s always very sure that he isn’t seen.
He and Akutagawa have been dating about a year now, and thankfully haven’t been found out by either side.
There’s only one problem; the security cameras caught somebody sneaking off property of the dorms late last night, and Atsushi is convinced he’s busted.Bookmarked by swinemeeper
16 Feb 2023
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The case of Dazai and his secret spouse by ChaoticMajor
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Aug 2022
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Ranpo has a secret.
Not his secret, mind you, but Dazai’s. You see, Dazai has a widely recognized nervous tick where he touches the broach on his collar. What Ranpo notices that others don’t, is that sometimes, Dazai will reach just a little lower before correcting himself.
Ranpo’s conclusion: Dazai is married.Aka: Dazai is married and Ranpo loses his mind trying to fingers out who it is.
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16 Feb 2023
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Let's stay like this, if only for a little longer by GradeAwritingtrash
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
18 Jul 2022
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A brief glimpse into your life with Phantom, Gaspard De La Nuit on stage, husband in your home.
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09 Oct 2022