15 Bookmarks by swinemeeper
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“You’re not missing out.” Akira shakes his head. “They were just bragging about getting sucked off. It’s, uh,” Akira swallows. “Half of them were obviously lying. Or exaggerating, at least. You know?”
“Oh,” Goro says, hyper-aware of his quickening heart. “I wouldn’t know the first thing, actually.”
Akira blinks behind his glasses. “What?”
(Or: Goro Akechi experiences the wonders of oral sex.)
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23 Mar 2025
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Boothill opens the door to the bedroom. He's tired. Really tired.
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Sunday makes bird noises, and Boothill is only just finding out.
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05 Apr 2024
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How to sneak out: a guide by three dumbass detectives by ChaoticMajor
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
06 Aug 2022
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When Atsushi sneaks out to meet his boyfriend, he’s always very sure that he isn’t seen.
He and Akutagawa have been dating about a year now, and thankfully haven’t been found out by either side.
There’s only one problem; the security cameras caught somebody sneaking off property of the dorms late last night, and Atsushi is convinced he’s busted.Bookmarked by swinemeeper
16 Feb 2023
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The case of Dazai and his secret spouse by ChaoticMajor
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Aug 2022
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Ranpo has a secret.
Not his secret, mind you, but Dazai’s. You see, Dazai has a widely recognized nervous tick where he touches the broach on his collar. What Ranpo notices that others don’t, is that sometimes, Dazai will reach just a little lower before correcting himself.
Ranpo’s conclusion: Dazai is married.Aka: Dazai is married and Ranpo loses his mind trying to fingers out who it is.
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16 Feb 2023
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Let's stay like this, if only for a little longer by GradeAwritingtrash
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
18 Jul 2022
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A brief glimpse into your life with Phantom, Gaspard De La Nuit on stage, husband in your home.
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09 Oct 2022
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Three months after the 2024 Summer Olympics, Oikawa Tooru retires from volleyball, moves back to Japan, and immediately disappears from the public eye. Or, how Tooru gets his groove back.
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10 Jul 2022
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See, the thing is, Iwaizumi Hajime is not a coward. So when Oikawa Tooru, bane of Iwaizumi Hajime’s existence, had very rudely flung open his bedroom door and proclaimed that he was beating Hajime 859 – 857 at holding his breath underwater, Hajime had tossed his copy of the day’s Sankei Sports on the floor and stood with a challenge in his teeth.
Summer: a study in coming of age, falling in love, and other existential terrors.
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06 Jul 2022
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The Knights of Favonius have a holding cell for people who disrupt the peace in Mondstadt, which is one way to bond with your sort-of-estranged brother.
Or: A holding cell. Singular.
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- Part 8 of the s-word
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03 Jul 2022
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Full Tacit Understanding by setosdarkness for A_Mirror_of_memories
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Mar 2019
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Chuuya breathes.
Dazai answers, “Yamashita Park.” Ding.(Kunikida despairs as he tallies yet another correct answer. “Just how are they doing this.”)
(Lucy tugs at her braids as she sees the odd couple rack up points, frustrated and awed in equal measures. “What is wrong with Japan.”)(Or, the one where they play charades and everyone gets traumatized by soukoku’s level of telepathy.)
[in Vietnamese!] [in Russian!] [in Chinese!] [in Spanish!]
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- Part 2 of full tacit understanding
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31 Aug 2021
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you're like lightning in a bottle by saffroncassis
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 Aug 2020
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Dread builds in the pit of his stomach and Chuuya knows what is to come. The government involvement, the specific choice on Hirotsu’s part to mention that this is a honeymoon cruise. Slowly, he turns around.
Standing behind him, smile sunny and carry-on in hand, is Dazai.
“Guess who’s coming with you, partner,” he sings, and pulls out his passport. He flips through it and holds it out to Chuuya. “Meet your new husband—“
There, printed right under Dazai’s thumbnail photo is the name, Nakahara Osamu.
the one where chuuya and dazai have to pretend to be newlyweds for a mission and everything goes down about as well as you'd expect
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03 Jun 2021
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Chuuya has an uninvited friendly ghost living in his home, using up all his internet and making snarky comments about his fashion choices. It's not exactly how he pictured his life to go, but at least it's not lonely.
Ghost!Dazai AU, in which things go bad but then get better.Bookmarked by swinemeeper
01 May 2021
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Joining a local gang of orphaned children at the age of thirteen hadn't exactly been Dazai's plan in life, but realistically speaking, it isn't like he has anything better to do, so... Why not?
(There are, of course, many reasons to not do that, but, well. Dazai's boredom is a powerful thing.)
[AKA the completely self-indulgent "Dazai joins the Sheep" au that nobody asked for.]
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- Part 1 of Sheep verse
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- English
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20 Apr 2021
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on GOD we gonna get Dazai a therapist by FlowerCitti
Fandom 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
14 Feb 2022
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Dazai hurt/comfort fics.
Or, basically a collection of ongoing oneshots where I project so ridiculously hard on to Dazai it’s not even funny.
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09 Apr 2021
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In which Chuuya needs a favor, Dazai has a “plan”, and neither of them understands “feelings”.
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“I…” Chuuya took a deep breath. “I need your help falling asleep.”
Dazai’s eyes went wide for a brief moment. Then he burst out laughing.
“What the hell is so funny?!” Chuuya said. His entire face was red now.
“Nothing, nothing,” Dazai said, wiping at the tears forming in his eyes, “But tell me Chuuya, what exactly did you want me to do? Sing you a song? Rock you to sleep? Wrap you in your favorite blanket and—”
“I NEED YOUR ABILITY YOU ASS!” Chuuya roared, “I DON’T NEED YOU TO SING ME A FUCKING LULLABY!”
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06 Apr 2021
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02 Mar 2021