9 Works by swordmouse
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After such party discussions as “I’m a warlock,” “I’m a bomb,” “I’m Sharran,” and “I’m a vampire,” you would think the “I’m asexual” conversation would be relatively easy. You would really think.
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In Place of the Hero by swordmouse
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
07 Feb 2024
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Link dies early in his journey, and Paya decides to take on the Calamity herself. It's a dangerous quest, but someone has to try, right?
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Crane Wife Variations by swordmouse
Fandoms: 鶴の恩返し | The Crane Wife, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, La Barbe bleue | Bluebeard - Charles Perrault, De vilde Svaner | The Wild Swans - Hans Christian Andersen
01 Jul 2022
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In a certain village, a fisherwoman happened upon a crane with an arrow through its wing...
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Another Minute by swordmouse
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
28 May 2020
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What would have happened if the Calamity had taken just a little bit longer to arrive and Mipha had gotten the chance to finish telling everyone what she thought about while healing?
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Flighty Broads and their Supernatural Passive-Aggressive Power Plays by swordmouse
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Mar 2020
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Rose, a fae, engages in a battle of wits with the attractive vampire at the All Hallow's Eve festival. Things go downhill from there.
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Terezi and Dirk accidentally give each other therapy. It's Dirk's depression vs. Terezi's depression in this rooftop court roleplay clinical depression showdown.
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"WAIT. ONE MORE THING."
He turned back, lips pulled back in a snarl. "VWhat?"
The Grand Highblood paused just long enough for Dualscar to begin to wonder if he had forgotten he was there. "Tell me a joke." -
In which Hal bothers Dirk with mathematical nomenclature by swordmouse
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Jan 2018
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Hal discusses sexy primes with Dirk. Dirk is not amused.
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The dark gods crowded her mind. She concentrated on the music and the movement of her fingers on the strings. Their ancient consciousnesses oozed tendrils through her awareness, but she was determined. Immortal eldritch beings or not, she would outlast them. She sped up her tempo.