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“This is slightly embarrassing,” Lan Xichen says, “but I urgently need a pet-sitter."
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reports of my heterosexuality may have been exaggerated by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 May 2022
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“Okay!” says Wei Ying, already taking another customer’s order. “I’ll find you later! Remember, though, you have to be nice about my act – I thrive on praise!”
Wangji finds a table for three. He sits down, maintaining a white-knuckled grip on what remains of his virgin pina colada. He stares at it, morose and – for the first time in his life – unbearably horny. I am also a virgin, he thinks, as though a non-alcoholic beverage is in any way capable of reciprocating his sudden kinship with it, and tries not to think about other, considerably more naked contexts in which Wei Ying might be said to thrive on praise.
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“What you would steal from me, Core-Melting Hand, I have already given away. I have undone your work, and now –” he lifts the dizi once more, “– I will undo you.”
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found in translation by sysrae for quothhh
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2020
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Lan Xichen doesn't know who he is, these days.
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some foolish thing I've done by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Sep 2020
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Ironically, it’s only thanks to his brand new hearing aid that Wei Wuxian hears Jiang Cheng say, “Hey, what’s that thing in your ear?”
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- Part 2 of misunderstood 'verse
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please don't let me be misunderstood by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Sep 2020
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Lan Wangji has known Wei Ying for a fortnight, the first time he sees him get hit by a car.
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- Part 1 of misunderstood 'verse
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three to get ready by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2020
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Mingjue’s thumbs stroke gently against the wings of his shoulders as he leans in, setting his mouth to Jiang Cheng’s ear. “Qingqing wants this, too. All three of us. You, me, her.” A shudder runs down Jiang Cheng’s spine; he’s dizzy, breath coming too fast, and he’s shamefully hard just from this, his erection trapped against the edge of the sink. “Would you like that, Cheng-di? It’s fine if you don’t, but if you do –”
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save a sword, ride a socialist by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2020
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In which Lan Qiren and Jin Guangshan are conspicuously terrible, Lan Wangji decides to fake-date Wei Wuxian about it, and literally no braincells are consulted.
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the best of you by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 May 2020
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When Jin Zixuan calls in a favour, Lan Wangji ends up renting his spare room to Wei Wuxian.
It doesn't go how any of them expected.
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For the longest time, Kent thought what happened to him before the Q was normal.
Or: a study in Kent Parson, past and present.
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- Part 1 of Scar Tissue
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I Am The Crime by sysrae
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
07 Mar 2016
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Rejected by the Inquisitor, Dorian needs a distraction. What he finds is the Iron Bull and a lot of useless feelings.
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Stiles is kinda slutty. So is Derek.
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Community Theatre AU where Dean gets roped into taking Sam to audition for a modern interpretation of Into the Woods, and ends up being cast as Little Red Riding Hood opposite Castiel as the Wolf.
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The problem with wanting to bang the guy you talked down from an actual ledge, Dean thinks sourly, is that there's no good goddamn way to ask him out. Never mind what it says about Dean as a person, that he's been into Cas since their first conversation without any life-or-death overtones: at what point in a friendship that develops out of something like that can you ever say, without sounding like an insensitive asshole, 'So, I know you're going through a rough patch right now, but you're stupidly hot and talented and I really wanna suck your dick in a more than friends-with-benefits way?'
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- Part 3 of Good Call
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'I didn't want to die,' Cas says. 'I just had a moment.'
Benny raises an eyebrow. 'A moment?'
'Yes.'
'You keep using that word, moment,' Benny says. 'I don't think –'
'So help me, if you Princess Bride this conversation, I'm finding another therapist.'Series
- Part 2 of Good Call
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The phone buzzes, this time with a text message. Dean glares at it. Chews. Swallows. Considers taking another bite before picking up, just out of sheer contrary spite, but doesn't, on the offchance that it's Sam.
He taps the new message open, reads it twice, and freezes.
'You've always been a good brother. This isn't your fault. I'm so sorry.'
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- Part 1 of Good Call
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Derek is having a bad day and breaks down on a stranger's doorstep.
Stiles is the stranger. He really doesn't mind.
Also, there's a cat.Series
- Part 1 of Hale At Heart
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Castiel Novak is a poor kid from a bad neighbourhood. Dean Winchester is a rich jock who maybe cares a bit more about Cas than he's willing to admit. You know how it goes.
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Castiel holds the mic to his mouth and says, in a rough, sly voice that hits all of Dean's buttons and then some, 'I look like a fucking nerd, don't I.'
It's such a bald statement of fact, it gets a laugh. Castiel's lips curve upwards, and without quite meaning to, Dean leans forward to listen.
'I mean that literally, by way: I look like a fucking nerd, like a nerd who fucks. What! Don't laugh at that, you judgemental prick,' he says, grinning so there's no sting in it as he points the mic at a chuckling guy in the front row, 'you think a guy in sweater vest can't get some cock if he wants it? I'll have you know, I had one whole boyfriend in high school. Yeah. I was hot property. You wanna talk about band geeks getting it on in high school, forget that American Pie flute insertion bullshit; ask a fucking gay hornist where he gets his embouchure.' -
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'OK. All right. We can do this.' Dean runs a nervous hand through his hair and looks beseechingly at Cas. 'Do we really have to do this?'
His housemate favours him with an amused smile. 'They're your family, Dean.'
'I know that! I just – god, Thanksgiving can fuck itself sideways with a Black Friday prices chainsaw.'
'I fail to see how the cost of an object thus misused would impact on the manner of its insertion,' Cas says, and even after six months of living together, Dean still can't figure out if that trademark mix of deadpan delivery and squinting is an epic-level trolling technique, or if Castiel really is that goddamn literal. Either way, he laughs despite himself, then gives a little moan and rests his head on the steering wheel.