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As part of their contract, the Mercenaries are volunteered for Aperture Science's increasingly desperate human-based testing initiative.
Things get much more complicated from there.
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Mind the tags!
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By the time they’d spotted it, it was too late.
A mass, about the size of a walnut, on his cerebellum. A couple more in other places, metastasized they said, scattered across his father’s body like stars across the night sky and popping up on the scans like bright, burning suns. -
Hell Heist by casual_mythologist_3791, taakomg
Fandoms: Story Break (Podcast), Heaven Heist
04 Sep 2022
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Twenty-five years after the events of Heaven Heist, a reunion is held for the crew of the Last Big Job, who’ve gone their separate ways.
Unsurprisingly, this little gathering does not go as planned, and they find themselves yet again in the middle of their biggest heist yet.The unofficial sequel to Heaven Heist.
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when lark had started mixing up their names in his head, he knew he didn't have long.
inspired by this fic ( https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/calamity-unlocked/693591173531598848?source=share ) by @calamity-unlocked
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monsters and mommies (not a BDSM podcast) by casual_mythologist_3791, taakomg
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
14 Aug 2022
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Monsters and Mommies is a rowdy, horny, violent fanfiction for grown-ups. Content warnings can be found in the chapter notes.
(an AU in which instead of the dads taken into the Forgotten Realms with their sons, it was the moms, and hijinks ensue.)
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an empty car with the motor left running by peptoabyssmal
Fandoms: Emesis Blue (Movie 2023), Team Fortress 2
26 Dec 2025
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You like to think it won’t change you much more. You like to think you’ll be safe from the fuckin’ dead-eyed look and the twistin’ flesh and the submergin’ into paranoia or delusion. You like to think—
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This is not a place of honor.
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07 Jan 2026
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The infamous Teufort Nine had dealt with every kind of danger until they met an unassuming plumber who helped them resolve a small bathroom incident that turned into a scramble for the intel. Only the next day do they realize that the plumber might not have been who he seemed... and that the stakes are much higher than they could have ever thought.
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19 Nov 2025
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I don’t usually write since I prefer working on comics, but I wanted to put this together! This fic serves as a record of each mercenary and their role in my AU. [Updates to follow!]
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- Part 1 of Team (De)Fortress 2
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02 Nov 2025
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Evil Fortress - Dead By Dawn by mothwaffles
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Evil Dead - All Media Types
04 Jan 2026
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The RED Mercenaries are stuck inside due to some rare heavy rain, but what promises to be a calm evening turns into a nightmare when the Medic decides to study a curious book he stole from Merasmus. Grab your Smiley Pucks and holy water, because the Deadites are coming to Teufort!
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01 Oct 2025
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Hearts can't be made practical until they are unbreakable. But, is that a design flaw the Engineer really wants to fix?
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- Part 16 of DLC from DF38
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10 Aug 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
NOBODY FUCKING GETS ME LIKE YOU GET ME THIS IS WHY YOURE THE GOAT AND MY FAVORITE TF2 AUTHOR FUCK YOUVE TURNED ME ONTO TRUCKS AND VANS FUUUUUCK