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ace has a habit of thinking on possibilities, deciding things ahead of time even if it might not happen saves time
sometimes it occurs to them they can actually ask a question and find out their husband's opinion before a situation arises
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“She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”
Robert blinks. Once. Twice.
He… he wasn’t expecting that.
Or,
Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.
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07 Feb 2026
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It’s Broke and You Can’t Fix it (alone) by MischiefIsAnxious
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
02 Feb 2026
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Robert climbs out of the smoldering wreckage of his father’s legacy only to find that he's no longer needed. Mecha Man is, of course. But Robert Robertson? Ha. No.
So he tries to piece his life back together, however hopeless a cause it may be. But then it's time to announce his--hm, not retirement. Convalescence? Close enough--and it goes just a little too well. Chase never calls in the favor with Blazer so Robert never gets the job at SDN. Purposeless, he lets himself backslide. Forces himself to focus on the suit and only the suit because it's the only way he'll ever let himself live again (as if Mecha Man was much of a life beforehand).
Then a couple assholes bust down his door because the neighbors called for a wellness check and now Robert's plans of dying in a landslide of pizza boxes will have to be put on pause.
TLDR: Robert and Z-Team fix each other. They fuck up a lot along the way.
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02 Feb 2026
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Like a genetic memory etched into his being, he felt dread. A field of flowers and a weapon in his hand. A place like this could break him, like it had broken another man. The cosmetic differences meant nothing if the basic shape was the same. A carpet of flowers, some petals swept up into the air as if gravity had reversed. A lone figure standing across from him. His entire world could come apart just like this.
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06 Jan 2026
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Kept in captivity for...how long? Sideswipe wouldn't dare ask Sunstreaker.
They drift about their fetid tanks, dreaming of the open ocean, of their pods, and hunting for anything other than the dead fish forced down their gullets.
The dreams of better times are few, as the nightmares of what these bipeds do to them continue.
Will you save them from this nightmare? Or are you like those who research them like animals?
How far are you willing to go to help them?- Language:
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17 May 2025
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Undiscovered Country [Podfic] by RickyPulsifer (fuckthisimgoingtoerebor), the_dragongirl
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
18 Dec 2015
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Culverton Smith's poison box fells the wrong victim.
Story written by Katie Forsythe.
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14 Apr 2025