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They haven't sat in a long time, but more important is the room in which they and the man are sitting. They know this office, from the well-worn desk covered in scratches and grooves, to the mess of filing cabinets and shelves lining the walls. And in the same way they know that they know this office, they also know this office shouldn't be here anymore than they should.
In which Martin stands in for Merle Highchurch, Jon takes the place of everyone's favorite Hungryman, and the Entities make everything a lot more complicated than it needs to be.
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The Definition of Insanity (Results May Vary) by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Feb 2025
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Lucifer had always sworn he'd hang himself before he got married again.
It wasn't exactly that his marriage to Lilith had been bad. There had been ups and downs, good times and bad – and really, the divorce didn't even involve that much paperwork.
When you pretty much were the law, all you needed to do was declare something – and it would be true.
No, the main reason he'd never considered it was because... because it would have meant he'd found a person he could see spending centuries with, who he was willing to open up his heart to and hope they wouldn't end up dropping it, letting it shatter on the tiles.
Seriously – whoever would have thought that he'd – he'd end up falling in love with a sinner?
Again?
(Or; Five times Alastor said no and one time he didn't)
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- Part 1 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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- Part 3 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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Lucifer’s brush stops its broad slash across the rubber duck in his hands. Alastor cannot see his face, but there is an unmistakable note of interest in Lucifer’s previously empty voice. “I can’t harm sinners. You know that.”
Alastor’s shadow grows in anticipation, casting itself across Lucifer’s desk as he approaches. He settles his hands on Lucifer’s tense shoulders, barely able to keep the glee out of his voice as he croons into Lucifer’s ear.
“Ah, but what about the ones who aren’t here yet?”
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If pressed, Lucifer didn’t know what he’d expected to happen to Adam after getting that much-deserved stabbing. Probably nothing. As in, actual nothing, obsolescence, a complete eradication from each and every plane of existence so that nobody would have to hear a single fucking shitty guitar riff again.
In retrospect, that must have been one of Lucifer’s very rare sparks of unfounded optimism.Or: 5 times Adam got put back in his place + 1 time Vox got the same treatment