thaleiathorne
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too divine for my human mind by thaleiathorne for Memofish
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
02 Jan 2026
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“Annette, a recently turned 30 year old career woman, would be the sole model for a boudoir photoshoot. Donned in racy, beaded, custom lingerie, basically naked, in front of her encouraging friends, to take sexy self empowering artsy photos in compromising positions— all to remind herself that she does, still in fact, have it.
Not her words, obviously, Annette has no understanding of what it even is supposed to mean. Mercedes reassures her endlessly insecurities that if affirmations won’t help you feel hot, posing in gorgeous vintage lace will probably do the trick. “
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my attempt at a boudoir au where there is lots of fluffy netteflix, misunderstandings, gorgeous lingerie, and copious descriptions of Felix’s ribbed turtleneck.
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the marvel of the arcane by thaleiathorne
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
08 Nov 2023
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“ Even with the cloudy vision, she gawks at the burned flesh of her hands. The way the skin is raised, hardened, and bumpy. The way she casts the same spells that continue to burn her skin, over and over again, just to continue to slaughter.
Her first love was Reason, the first thing that gave her purpose.
But, now? Her hands are weapons, and she will have to kill her friends, and she will have to follow a king who pillages but does not protect.”
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Annette learns to be a formidable sorceress, but she will never forget the cost of wielding the might of the arcane.
She learns that the cost of war will leave her barren, hollow, and unfulfilled. She is forced to deal with the consequences of being a rune-caster.
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wrecked by thaleiathorne for flickeringflower
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
03 Nov 2023
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Dimitri finally flickers his attention back to Edelgard. His eyes are soft, crinkled and smiling— the reaction is instantaneous: her palms sweat, her chest tightens, her breath catches.
His plush lips are pink, they curve into a beaming grin, and she is wrecked.”
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Edelgard struggles to piece together her fractured memory. Her mind is her protector, keeping her from the darkest parts of her trauma in a way to cope. She does not remember who Dimitri is to her, so what happens when she finds out?
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arrangement of asphodels by thaleiathorne
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
05 Oct 2023
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a collection of dimileth twitter prompts. will update sparingly.
prompt 1. Nap (Modern AU Office Workers)
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arrangement of daisies by thaleiathorne
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
29 Sep 2023
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a collection of netteflix twitter prompts. will update sparingly.
prompt 1. Inside Joke (Annette has a praise kink)
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Waltz of Four Left Feet by Memofish for thaleiathorne
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
01 Sep 2024
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“It was…” Felix paused, turning on his heel as he screwed the whisky bottle shut. “It was nice, I guess.”
“Uhuh,” Sylvain hummed, his fingers threading together as he eyed him curiously. “Anything else?”
Felix sighed, exasperated. “What do you want?”
“Aw, come on! You agreed to fake date your ‘the-one-that-got-away’ college ex because her uncle is what? An old sap for his favorite niece? She can’t say no to him!” Sylvain slapped a hand on his chest, his expression hurt and pleading. “I deserve the hot goss, Felix. Please! Let me live vicariously through you.”
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A modern Netteflix au of exes in a fake relationship attending a family function. Featuring: Felix with a lot of feelings.
A gift for my bestie thaleiathorne!Bookmarked by thaleiathorne
01 Sep 2024
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SKEKSJSHWHUENENDJWE I CANNOT IMAGINE NETTFLIX BRAIN ROT HAS COME TO THIS !!!!!! i do not deserve such kindness and such Dedication from such a dear friend. let me cry now.
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The feast of the magi by sensitivefruit
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
11 Oct 2023
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“You realise,“ Hubert says, because he does care about Linhardt, and he feels he has to say it, “How monumentally ridiculous, how foolish, the thing you’re offering is?”
“I realise you think so,” Lin says, rolling his shoulders unconcernedly.
Bookmarked by thaleiathorne
11 Oct 2023
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Hubert/lindhart rarepair ???? Somno and they are both fat?????? Let me actually perish this is way to hot and im dead
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pain in the ass by SpicyJam for apostasini
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jul 2021
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"Fuckin' brat," Katsuki hisses, dropping Izuku's wrists to instead circle his palms around the fat of his hips and shove him down flat. Izuku's laugh is soft like cotton candy, though he muffles the sound behind his newly freed hands.
He lets them fall away when Katsuki glares again, instead crawling them up his own legs so that they can catch on the belt loops of Katsuki's slacks, urging him closer.
And then Izuku licks his lips, replacing the soft, sticky sheen of lip gloss with his own spit. Katsuki focuses on the way they shine when they part with a mischievous grin.
"What are you gonna do about it, Daddy?"
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Or, Izuku is a brat and gets punished.
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25 Sep 2023
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🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 when bakudeku porn melts your brain. i have no words. 1739383938/10. and the belt???????? i literally almost perished
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The Demon's Call by Curlsandcollege
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
03 Sep 2023
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Once in a generation, the demons make a request. Bring me the most beautiful woman. Bring me the kindest woman. Bring me your most treasured woman.
And for the safety of the continent, Fodlan will answer the Demon’s Call.
Born Demon Marked, Annette knows she’s in the running to be called, but as a relatively insignificant niece of a baron, she’s reasonably sure she’s safe.
Except she’s not. And the Demon realm, and her the demon who called her, are far different and more enticing than she expected.
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03 Sep 2023
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netteflix monsterfucking where felix has demon shadow tentacles (hopefully)
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In every other world, Gwen Stacy falls for Spider-Man.
In this one, Gwen Stacy, twenty years old, acerbic, and unhoused, meets Father O'Hara, the new parish priest at Old Saint Patrick's Cathedral, New York City. In this one, they depend on each other; they support each other. A spider's bite opens a door to a billion worlds.
In this one, they collide.
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Bookmarked by thaleiathorne
21 Aug 2023
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ghostfang priest/orphan au that makes me want to corner a hot priest and force my way into his home