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Episode 10: The Red Flag Fleet by ibecxmebetter (the_consulting_criminal), MaryWisdom
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
14 Sep 2017
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Constantine's compass directs everyone's favourite team of time-traveling misfits back in time to 1809 China, where pirates, the Chinese government, and the British East India Company are battling it out for control of the high seas. But now the Legion, the Legends, and a certain Spear are involved, and things are about to get a lot more complicated.
In which Jax becomes captain for an hour, Sara meets a fellow female captain, Amaya finds out the dirtier history of the British, and Ray learns to be himself. Mostly. But with swords.
(Episode 10 of a full 22-episode rewrite of season 2 - the same broad story arc, but rewritten episodes.)
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- Part 10 of Legends of Tomorrow Season 2 Rewrite
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Promptfill from tumblr:
"ivorylungs:
baby!sherlock just learning how to talk and working on his animals and he realizes when he gets them wrong My makes a funny face and it makes sherlock giggle and so he starts doing it on purpose just to see big bro make the face! but mycroft works it out eventually and just agrees when sherlock gets them wrong and bby sherlock gets so offended and yells “NO!” “WRONG!” and makes the same face big bro makes in the end." -
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After Peter founds out what Neal did to get him out of prison (S5), his trust falters yet again. This time, it's once too many.
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"The criminal life fitted him like a glove, as it turned out. Giving orders. Danger. Adrenaline. Guns and weapons and money and pride that while he isn’t a Holmes, he’s certainly doing well enough to outsmart the one who’d remained in London. He could avoid Mycroft and his men, thanks in no small part to the trust and sympathy extended to poor, moping little John Watson whose master had abandoned him. The idiot didn’t have any idea—more sentimental than he let on, it seems. Not a mistake that John would ever make again, but thankfully the elder Holmes is still making it."
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Playing Pirate (Or, Why Sherlock is Not Allowed in Disneyland) by the_consulting_criminal
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
05 Apr 2015
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Kid!lock AU. Filled prompt from tumblr.
benedictcumbergasm: "I need a kid lock fic where the Holmes go to Disneyland and Sherlock rides the pirates ride. Sherlock is super excited and drags mycroft on but keeps making jabs saying mycroft is too fat to ride and will sink the boat." [sic]
Moved from my FF account from a few years ago and edited.
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Legends of Tomorrow Season 2 Rewrite by ajremix, asexual-fandom-queen (writeordietrying), blueinkpearls, cleverqueen, Daughter_of_Scotland, Drownedinlight, everyperfectsummer, hippothebrave, ibecxmebetter (the_consulting_criminal), Kako_Pumpkin, laCommunarde, MaryWisdom, nirejseki, oneiriad, polytropic, pretzel_logic, prouvairablehulk, questionablesidekick, sanctuary_for_all
Fandom: Arrow (TV 2012), Constantine, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl (TV 2015), The Flash (TV 2014)
27 Sep 2017
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A fully fledged 22-episode rewrite - the same overall season arc, but very different individual episodes, character arcs, more character development, etc. All the things we wanted to see in Season 2 and which we didn't get - and keeping all the stuff we did like! This is about as shippy as the season 1 of the show, which means that there are plenty of moments for each and every ship you hope to see, but it's primarily gen.
18 authors have collaborated to bring you 22 full new episodes, with our collective vision for what Season 2 could have been.
Once you’re as excited about this new season as we are, come chat with us at @lotrewrite on tumblr! There you’ll find incredible bonus fanworks, including a full tarot deck art set by the amazing @kicking-shoes, and we encourage you to create your own works for our re-write! We welcome your art, meta, fic, vids, and general squee!
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Hannibal's an FBI agent. Will's a serial killer. He still has a lot of dogs and dislikes being sociable. Hannibal still wants to wind him up and watch him go.
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12 May 2022
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Spy vs. Spy (The Power Play Remix) by significantowl for professor
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
03 Aug 2014
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Xavier is a legend in the field. He's known for his cultured charm, his unfailing competence, the power of his mind, and the sins of his body.
And he has information Erik wants.
(Or: in which Charles is basically James Bond, and Erik interrogates him with sex.)
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18 Jan 2022
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There are many things setting them apart, but they won't let go of each other, and they are learning how to deal with both the past and the future.
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- Part 2 of Arsonist's Tale
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07 Dec 2020
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Happiness Machine by snoozingkitten
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Apr 2013
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Tony Stark wasn’t very good at being the model submissive, mostly didn’t approve of the whole gender-dynamic institution. He also really wanted to climb his lab partner like a tree. University AU. D/s AU.
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20 Oct 2020
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On the White House lawn, Charles makes a different choice. Erik cannot be allowed to go free. Not when he's caused so much damage. Not when he has so much to answer for. But if Erik must be kept caged, Charles can at least give him a home.
Erik doesn't see it that way. But no matter how stubborn and proud he is, he's never been prepared to fight Charles.
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17 Jul 2020