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Something Wicked This Way Comes by thebonezone
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
08 Oct 2025
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Andrew gets his answer when he arrives home after his shift. “I’m home,” he announces as he normally does, not expecting a response because no one ever gave enough of a fuck to give him one, even if they were home. He doesn’t get a response, but he is greeted with a scene so strange that it roots Andrew in place the moment that he opens the door. He finds himself staring, standing in the doorway as his brain struggles to comprehend just what the fuck he is witnessing.
His childhood best friend is sitting on the living room couch beside Ashley. His arm is thrown across the couch—so close to his sister’s shoulders that Andrew nearly drops all of the textbooks in his hands.
His friend is in his house.
Why?
And why the fuck is he with Ashley?
In which, Ashley befriends an old friend of Andrew's, and Andrew responds very normally.
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With Her Sweetened Breath And Her Tongue So Mean— by thebonezone
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
29 Aug 2025
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Ashley's lips twitched in a way that told him that the following words out of her mouth would make him regret trying to comfort her. “What? Are you gonna teach me to kiss or something?”
Andrew rubbed the back of his neck uneasily, “…I shouldn’t. It’s not like I know much, either.”
Something tightened in his belly, and her eyelids crinkled when she noticed.
She really was like a fucking shark. “But you will,” she said knowingly.
“…but I will,” he confirmed, because he was a fucking idiot and he as much as he hated always giving into his sister’s whims, he also loved how happy she became when he gave her exactly what she wanted.
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Charlie wasn’t thrilled to meet her mother’s new husband — no, she was livid.
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Newly married Alastor, and his attempts to warm his stepdaughter up to him. MIND THE TAGS.
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Mad Girl's Love Song by thebonezone
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
21 Jul 2025
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The problem is that Andy is just like her. He just didn’t want to admit it. He’s just as disengaged from the world, just as lonely and out of place, just as much of an outsider. He just understood the rules and the script that everyone else seemed to have and was determined to abide by them. He’d force himself into that box, even though he’s far too misshapen and large to fit. He jams himself in, cuts off the pieces that he can’t squeeze in, and masquerades as a square when he is anything but.
It's fucking insane to her.
He still thought that he could achieve a normal life, but Leyley had always known better. The two of them weren’t meant for any of that. Or maybe, Andrew was. He knew how to play the game well enough that he might just be able to fake it until he made it, but where did that leave poor, disliked Leyley? Leyley, who had no mother, no father (hah!), no friends, and no brother, once he fucked off to God’s nowhere to play pretend with people whom he didn’t even give a fuck about?
It left her all alone.
And she’d fucking die before she let that happen.
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The Quarantine Blues by thebonezone
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
13 Jun 2025
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Ashley gestures towards the TV screen, with a wave of her hand, “I mean — all that. The moaning. The panting and all that squirming. Movies makes it seem like fucking yourself is the best thing ever but every time I’ve tried has been pretty lame. Nothing like that—,” she nods towards the female character who is currently having a massive orgasm, “—has ever happened.”
Andrew stares at her.
And stares.
And stares.
And then stares some more for good measure.
He’s pretty sure she just broke his brain, because he can’t really think of anything but the insane shit that had just come out of her mouth so casually. Is she totally socially inept? Didn’t she know she isn’t supposed to bring up how she masturbated to her fucking brother?
“That’s nice,” is what Andrew should say before swiftly changing the subject like a steering wheel being jerked abruptly to avoid a crash. He shouldn’t laugh or try to joke, as that might encourage her to continue. He should just turn the entire fucking movie off and go to bed, in fact.
“You’ve never come before?” He opts for the head-on collision instead.
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It’s all smoke and mirrors—illusions and tricks that he sells to the world like some sort of fucked up magician. Or a con artist—Andrew thinks that’s a more apt comparison. He’s good at it, too.
Pretending came as naturally as breathing at this point. He can be anything that anyone wants him to be, even if he would love nothing more than to take a bat to the back of their skull and bash their fucking brains in until their face remained nothing but an unrecognizable red mush. They’d never know.
He’s that good.
Andrew knows the rot is there, though. He can always feel it—sloshing around in his insides like thick black sludge. Not quite like a tar pit, but something close to one. It builds in his lungs like the smoke that he blackens them with until he is choking on it, until he feels like it’s going to explode out of his fucking chest. Those days are the worst, when it’s nearly impossible to keep it together, when the staples holding his chest together burst apart and the festering rot pours out.
Ashley is always harder to ignore on those days.
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It was Richter's duty to make more Belmonts—stronger Belmonts. His family was quite involved in the process of doing that. He would be marrying, but not for love or anything ridiculous like that.
Which was the crux of his current problem.
Richter is nineteen when he’s told he will marry in less than a month.
Simon breaks the news to him as though he is telling him about the weather.
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“And now you’re telling me that I have to—,” Annette's breath catches, “That I’m going to be forced to—” she couldn’t even say it. “I did all of this so that I could be free, Cécile.”After all, black or white, women were never truly free, were they? Not fully, anyway.
“Oh, Chéri,” Cécile’s eyes are filled with sympathy, “You mustn’t think of it that way.”
“How else am I supposed to think of it, then?” Annette hisses, “You’re going to marry me off to some white man I don’t even know. A French man, right?” She scoffs, disgusted. “Those people were the ones who enslaved us to begin with!”
“Annette,” Cécile shakes her head, “How do you think freedom is maintained?”
——Annette, Richter, and a marriage of convenience.
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If The Heavens Ever Did Speak (She's The Last True Mouth Piece) by thebonezone
Fandoms: Castlevania: Nocturne (Cartoon)
27 Feb 2025
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With Richter at her side, the ship she boarded back to Saint Domingue didn’t feel nearly as oppressive as the first had been. Annette moved closer to him, nuzzling her cheek into the crook of his shoulder. She hadn’t fully woken up yet, nor did she intend to when Richter’s body was as solid as an anchor. It was still cold on the ship — they must be miles from the shore now, but the cold hardly bothered her now. She didn’t even think she needed a blanket. The brown-haired man was like her own personal furnace.
He chuckled. He must have woken up from her movement. “Cold?” He asked as his lips brushed over her forehead.
“No,” Annette responded, breathing in his scent. He smelled like smoke and fresh wood, “That would be impossible next to you. You feel like a bonfire.”
“It’s probably the muscles,” He noted smugly, and she bit back an amused laugh as his eyebrows raised suggestively. “Now, you have the added bonus of them keeping you warm, plus they're nice to look at.”
“You’re so full of yourself.”
“I’m a Belmont,” Richter grinned. “It comes with the territory.”
Annette and Richter travel to Saint Domingue and have a talk — among other things.
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Hush, Hush, Hush — Here Comes The Boogeyman by thebonezone
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 May 2024
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It was almost as though something there was calling her. Beckoning. Her father had always warned her that this habit of hers would cause nothing but trouble. You’re going to get yourself into trouble, Charlie. Stop sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong.
She never listened, of course.
This was nothing more than scientific curiosity. At least, that’s what she told herself as she pushed away her doubts. This wasn’t some demon’s thrall. It wasn’t.
So, she waited until the dead of night, until the convent was quiet and still. Once Vaggie was fast asleep, she ventured out. It would only be for a while. She’d go to the castle, confirm that nothing was there, and then reassure the rest of the girls that the demon of the falling castle was nothing but a myth.
How wrong she’d been.
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“I just can’t help myself, darling,” Alastor whispers hot against the shell of her ear. And she believes him. Why wouldn’t she? Alastor lies, but not to her. Not about this
A collection of short fics that were originally posted on twitter.
Read the warnings at the start of each fic as there will be frequent extremely dubious consent. Tags will be added as new chapters are.
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Aren't You The Sweetest Thing On This Side of Hell? by thebonezone
Fandoms: 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Manga), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Anime)
18 Jan 2024
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“Why don’t we try?” Ruby practically squealed, cheeks red, flushed with what was either enthusiasm or embarrassment. Kana hoped it was the latter because that had to be the most ridiculous thing the other girl had ever suggested. And this was the same girl who insisted on stealing one of Kotobuki Minami’s bras, hoping they held the secret for why the girl’s bust was so big. “For science,” she has claimed.
Luckily, Kana had managed to talk her out of that bright idea.
However, Ruby always seemed to say whatever silly thing popped into that empty but pretty head of hers. No, perhaps empty-headed was being too mean, but from the way that the blonde girl stared at her expectantly, as though waiting for her to “try it out” just because she asked, there had to be no thoughts in that skull.
Kana decided to give her the benefit of the doubt. There was no way she meant what she thought she did, right? She couldn’t be that stupid.
“What do you mean by that?” She asked carefully and slowly.
Ruby pouted, “Kissing!”
The red-haired girl gaped openly. Oh God. She might really be that stupid.
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--But my love, he doesn't love me so (I tell myself) by thebonezone
Fandoms: 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Manga), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Anime)
09 Jan 2024
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“Alright,” Kana said, dabbing at her mouth with a napkin as her lips pressed down into a deep frown. She didn’t look impressed at all. “When you say date, what do you mean by that?” She repeated her question more slowly this time. She set her chopsticks down before crossing her arms across her chest. Guarded.
“I —,” He was at a loss for words, “I’m asking you to be my girlfriend.”
Kana squinted at him.
“—And what do you mean by that?”
He looked around the room momentarily, wondering if he was being set up. Maybe Ruby had caught wind of his plans and had informed Kana of them before roping her into some sort of strange prank. Still, he couldn’t imagine Kana going along with something like that, even if she did tend to humor Ruby much more since they had made up.
“Are you serious?” Aqua asked brow furled. He wasn’t sure just how he could explain this more clearly.
“Like a heart attack,” Kana responded with a huff, folding her arms across her chest.
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Innocence Died Screaming (Honey Ask Me I Should Know) by thebonezone
Fandoms: 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Manga), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Anime)
02 Nov 2023
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“Do you like me, Arima?”
That was as direct as Aqua could be. Kana sputtered, unable to even compose a sentence. She couldn’t move now, trapped against the railing. He could feel her body shiver. From fear, maybe? Her lips parted, and she stared at him in what could only be bewildered shock. He should stop this. Remaining on friendly terms with Arima was more beneficial in the long run. She’d play her role in his film expertly. If she were in emotional turmoil, she wouldn’t put out an optimal performance. He needed this film to be successful. If he were going to use her, then what he was doing now was counterproductive.
He knew that well.
And yet – the rage inside of him only grew. Why did she look at him like that? So surprised, like she couldn’t believe he was doing this. Couldn’t believe that he was speaking to her like this. There was something sick inside of him – some deep chasm that oozed and pulsated like a wound left to fester and rot. I’d use even you, Arima Kana, he thought, raising a hand and pinching her chin in between his forefinger and thumb.
You shouldn’t trust me.
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Build Your Walls Up High ( But Won't You Knock Them Down For Me?) by thebonezone
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 May 2023
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Stelle: You do realize that was the weirdest thing you could've possibly said, right? And I know weird. Weird is my middle name.
Stelle paused, waiting for his response. It doesn't come for several hours, leading her to wonder just what he was managing to do in the archives for all of that time. When her phone does ping with a message from him, she's left even more bewildered.
Dan Heng: Strange or not, you would do well to heed the warning.
Stelle stared at her phone, rereading the message several times. She blinked once, then twice, before her features drew into a nasty scowl. Just what was going on with him?
Stelle: What would you do if I didn't?
He was typing a message. She could see the icon on their phone. He began, stopped -- only to begin again. This cycle continued for several minutes as she waited impatiently for his response, leg shaking up and down in agitation. When the message finally does arrive, she's left even more confused.Dan Heng: Would you like to find out?
— And despite that weirdly ominous wording, she did.
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Like A Fire Burning Beneath The Skin. by thebonezone
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 May 2023
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“This mission will be harder without March," Dan Heng said in that pointed way of his. "Aren't you taking this too lightly? You do know that means that it’s much hotter than the average world, right?” he informed her, pinning her with an exasperated expression. He often had her pegged when she wasn't actually paying attention. Not that it'd stop her.
“Right,” Stelle agreed absently. “That’s exactly what I thought it meant.” She hadn’t thought too hard about it after that. How hot could it be, after all? Jarilo-VI had been colder than the average world and while it was annoying, they had fared just fine while out there.
And -- she couldn't deny that she was a little excited to spend some time alone with Dan Heng, so she could be forgiven if she also shooed off his attempts to coerce another astral train crewmember into helping to fill in for March's absence.
You worry too much," she reassured him. "What's the worst that could happen?"
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The final days have begun and the warrior of light has just returned to Sharlayan after having learned of the moon's true purpose. Exhausted and overwhelmed, she seeks Alphinaud's company and mutual comfort.
He wraps an arm loosely around her waist, nuzzling his cheek against her chest. "I am more than happy to shoulder your burden, even if naught a word is exchanged between us," his fingernails drift over the slightly exposed skin of her hip, from where her shirt had begun to ride up from their position.No, there wasn't much that Alphinaud could do to protect her -- but he could at least comfort her like this, couldn't he?
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Honey, Don't Feed Me, I Will Come Back by thebonezone for sincerelyand
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
25 Dec 2020
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There was, some time ago, a gentleman who was very wealthy.
He owned Kamome manor; a manor that was most notable for its coloring. It was unusual to see a noble manor painted with the darkest of black paints, so dark that hardly any sunlight could penetrate its walls. He was a man surrounded by rumors and secrets, for what had ever happened to his brother? Or the three wives who he had taken over the years?
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Nene wants to marry a prince more than anything.
And what price will she pay for that wish?
(Bluebeard AU, Aged Up Characters)
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Tell Me, How You're Sleeping Easy by sincerelyand, thebonezone
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
14 Aug 2020
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"You need to be more careful,” Amane admonishes, trying to ignore how the way the distant street lights bouncing off the girl’s hair is reminiscent of starlight, and more innocent, unattainable things in life. “Humans die pretty easily, ya know?”
After all, Amane knows this all too well. He’s no stranger to looting from the battered remains of poor deceased bastards. If he clenches his fists, he can feel just the right amount of tension it takes to fracture a spine in half — and when he closes his eyes, sometimes he swears he can almost hear the agonized grunts and anguished screams from his and Tsukasa’s past victims ringing in his ears.
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Artifice by overdoxicity, thebonezone
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
09 Aug 2020
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Teru walks briskly through the empty halls, feeling light on his feet. It's not that he was entirely expecting the artist to be there, but he can't help feeling chipper about it all regardless. Nothing has caught his interest quite like this in a long time. Admittedly, it felt nice to distract himself from the daily grind with a cute little mystery, no matter what comes from it.
Just for a little while. He rounds the corner, the last turn he has to make before arriving at his destination. As he nears the door, a figure comes into his peripheral vision, and Teru feels his curiosity pique. He stops short of the window looking into the art room; from there, he has a good view of what's inside.
And what's inside is a brown-haired girl.
It's a supernatural.
--In which Teru becomes a fan of Kamome Academy's mysterious new artist. At least, until he discovers what she was. Why can't anything ever be simple?
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Wonderstruck by thebonezone
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
03 Jul 2020
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“It’s one of those famed love events you always get to hear about! At an unfamiliar location! Then, a gentle kiss!”
----Hanako had never specified the time for when she would die. He didn’t seem to know either, other than the fact that it would definitely be this year. What if this is it? She thinks, icy horror stabbing at her heart like the honed blade of a butcher’s knife. What if this was the moment of her death?
Alone…
In an unfamiliar place…
Without Hanako-kun.
Was she going to die without even being able to say goodbye to him? Without even being able to see him one last time? The villagers squabble amongst themselves around her, but their voices seem far away, the sound of her own heart pounding more loudly than a large hand against a drum drowning them out.
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Nene has some important realizations in the midst of a precarious situation, and Hanako is amazingly stubborn about all of them. (Post Chapter 67 fic)