thecaffeinequeen
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call your mom by thecaffeinequeen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
12 Oct 2025
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In which the Thunderbolts figure out how to work together, Bob figures out how to be a hero, and Yelena may or may not figure out why she can't stop staring at Bob's stupidly beautiful face.
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Marinette is living the high life. She’s a seamstress for the most prestigious ballet company in Paris, she’s apprentice to Gabriel freakin’ Agreste, and she gets to ogle hot danseurs all day long. (Three words: Butt. And. Thighs).
Then an infamous cat burglar shows up determined to ruin the show, and things get a lot more complicated…
(Or, the au in which Mari is a sassy-seamstress, Adrien is the arrogant star of the show, and Chat Noir seems hell bent on making Mari’s life as difficult as possible. Whelp).
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Season 8 AU. When Pete surprises Sam with an impromptu Shanahan family vacation ahead of their wedding, she only agrees to go if she can bring her own family, meaning Cassie, General O'Neill, and SG-1. What ensues is a weekend of awkward introductions, heartfelt conversations, and the realization that Sam might have been looking for love in the wrong person all this time.
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27 Jun 2026
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Evie and Gale seem to have failed in their mission to get along. If they’re not ignoring each other, they’re arguing. The journey to Baldur’s Gate has made them uneasy allies but hardly good friends.
Then a mysterious portal opens up in the Elfsong Tavern. Gale is pulled through and a different Gale emerges in his place.
Evie isn’t surprised to hear that this new Gale has been experimenting with a teleportation spell, one that he mangled so horribly it sent him to a parallel universe. However, she’s very surprised to hear that in this Gale’s home world, he and Evie are very close.
In fact - they’re in love.
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09 May 2026
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there’s a beauty in the breaking by bumblebec (dontyoudarestiles)
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
02 May 2025
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Frank Langdon is in rehab. Mel King visits.
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Or the one where Mel saves Frank Langdon’s dog, drinks several of his juice boxes, and steals his hoodie over the course of 60 days. Not in that order.
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- Part 1 of the future barks like a dog outside
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13 Feb 2026
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“Mel.” Frank sounds tense and serious. She doesn’t like when he’s tense and serious, especially not when she thinks that it might be because of her - why else would he not reply to her picture? “What are we doing?”
“We’re - we’re trading pictures, Frank, like we said we would -”
“Yeah, I know, but… are you seriously gonna tell me that you’re not sending ones where you look hot on purpose?”
The air leaves her lungs in a large, violent breath. She feels like she’s been caught with her hand in the cookie jar. Or like she’s been caught leaving secret, encoded messages on a post-it note inside the lid of the cookie jar without telling anyone the post-it note or even the cookie jar itself is there. She wanted to take cute pictures to send to him this week in the hopes that he would like them, but she didn’t know that he noticed how hard she was working for it, didn’t realize that he realized - oh, God, is her new push-up bra that obvious?
“I’m not - I didn’t - um -”
“Are you alone right now?”
“Yeah, I’m alone.”
Frank sighs on the other end of the line, and she waits patiently for it all to come crashing down.
“What are you wearing?”
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- English
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13 Feb 2026
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The car pooling, she thought, represented this blurring of boundaries: not quite work but not quite personal life, either. If somebody asked her if she ever saw Langdon outside of the hospital, what should she say?
Mel and Langdon car pool to work.
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- English
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- 11/11
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13 Feb 2026