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Five Times Draco Malfoy Accidentally Apparated into Hermione Granger's Bed... And the One Time He Meant To by thefrancakes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2023
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Draco’s breath hitches. He’s close to that sweet release that will make this day better. He’s falling into the deepness of the sort of orgasm that will melt his body and allow him to relax enough to finally sleep.
His bed is dark but welcoming, without so many goddamn pillows. It’s not the fluffy mess of clouds that Granger’s is, even if he’d like to put one of those pillows under her hips as he fucked her.
Dammit. He needs to stop thinking about her soft bed. He needs to stop thinking about Granger at all. He’s so hard, it hurts, even with his hand on himself, chasing release. He needs to–
"Malfoy, did you just Apparate into my bed?!"
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Pansy’s pretty sure someone in Hell is laughing their arse off right now at this divine retribution. Like the final piece of the constant torture she’s had the last several years.
But being married to your childhood crush is what romance books are made of. So at least she’s got that going for her.
Pity Harry Potter hates her with his entire being.
Then again, she totally hates him too... right?
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A Saving People Problem by thefrancakes for vitaminpops
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2023
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“Sirius said I should have a project to get my mind off my shite,” Draco mutters.
“Sounds like Sirius,” James hums, remembering all the ‘projects’ Sirius started and usually never finished. Like that bloody bike.
“Apparently he doesn’t approve of my usual way of dealing with things.”
“No? And what’s that?” James thinks his voice sounds perfectly normal. Very dad-like. A tone he would use with his own son when curious about his hobbies.
“Fucking,” Draco says so calmly and casually, James almost slices his finger right off.
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“Blaise said it’s impossible. Because of your Mark,” she said, her voice cracking. She could feel the Dark Magic pulsing underneath her fingertips. Warning her away. “Even you said you can’t be saved.”
“That was before a fucking castle decided it owed you one,” Draco said. He reached up, and his fingers finally touched her, only softly, only barely, by tucking a stray curl behind her ear. She swallowed loudly and moved her face, her nose almost grazing against his but still keeping along the barrier of nothing.
“Do you want to try?” She replied, her breath cracking. The golden thread was buzzing along her skin, searching for a way through the darkness.
“Do you?”
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
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If we’re single and not married by the time you’re thirty, I’ll have a baby with you.
Friends say it all the time. It’s an innocent pact that usually never actually comes true. Hermione had been a little more than drunk when she said it. She didn’t think anything about it.
Hermione blinked at the twins, her brain running a mile a minute. She quickly connected the dots. They were glowing, and she was glowing and…
“IT WAS AN UNBREAKABLE VOW?”
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Draco Malfoy has spent his whole life wanting to go down on his knees for other men, and that's by far the least of the depraved things he fantasises about. He's wanted it all for so long that he's stopped believing that there might be someone out there who might be able to give it all to him; it comes as something of a surprise to find that maybe Harry Potter can, and that maybe Harry's looking for something too.
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26 Jan 2024
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Five Weddings and a Potions Accident by lauren3210 for TheMightyFlynn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2016
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In which Harry thinks he’s a playboy, everyone else knows better, and Hermione will kill Seamus if Ron tries to collect on that bet.
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01 Nov 2023
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i'll kiss your mouth, and you'll be better for it by cpressmn
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Sep 2022
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“Why didn’t either of you tell us you were dating?”
He looks so hurt and indignant in the way only Dustin can, and maybe it’s not too late to run out after Steve and make their case for the beers again if it means the kid’ll stop frowning and looking at Eddie like that. It takes a minute for his words to sink in.
Eddie blinks. “What.”
“What do you mean, what? You kissed!”
“No, we didn’t,” Eddie scoffs.
Except, yes, they did. Realization crashes over him, the force of it stunning him into silence.
Steve kissed him. On the lips. Like it was nothing, like it was something they did every day.
And Eddie hadn’t even blinked or shoved him away or registered it at all, just returned the kiss and went right back to bossing Steve around, as if the whole fucking thing was the most natural thing in the world.
Fuck.
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21 Feb 2023
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Eight Attempts at Informing Potter of His Impending Parenthood by ennedepaix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2012
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He should have known it was too much to ask for. Potter clearly couldn’t wait until after Draco had delivered his news to get hit by some unknown spell and end up in hospital. Again. Frankly, it was selfish of him. As for this fainting business…
For Prompt #47 On a mission gone wrong, Harry is hit with some spell and his magic immune system responded in a way so that now, anytime something remotely traumatising happens to Harry, his mind shuts down and blocks out the memories. Draco telling him he's pregnant probably counts as traumatic. In short, Draco tries to tell Harry he's pregnant six or seven (or more!) times in different ways (without traumatising him). Unfortunately for Draco, Harry seems to faint every time.
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01 Jan 2023
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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29 Dec 2022