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As a Cupid, Yoongi’s job has always been to help humans fall in love.
When Yoongi’s arrows lose their magic, he’s sent on a mission to learn what love is by living among humans. His human roommate, Jeon Jungkook, doesn’t seem to believe in love either.
Yoongi hopes to change that.
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Yoongi was supposed to die.
He was supposed to die. And, if he’s not mistaken, he did.
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Jungkook has Yoongi over to his apartment for the first time, and Yoongi reveals his luscious long hair.
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- Part 26 of Yoonkook: Canonverse
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“I’m Jungkook, by the way.”
“I’m Yoongi, um.” He pushes his glasses up his nose, sticking his hands in his coat pockets.
“Hi, Yoongi-ssi,” the blonde artist smiles. He’s…really pretty. Yoongi doesn’t want to stare. But Jungkook is just gorgeous. There’s black ink across his knuckles, silver earrings in his ears, in one eyebrow, and in his lip.
“Were you looking to get a tattoo today?”
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“Oh my god,” Yoongi’s mouth drops open.
It’s Jungkook. His roommate. His best friend. He’s on stage at a strip club.
Jungkook is a stripper. And Yoongi’s about to see him dance.
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Drabbles: FriendShips and LoveBoats by theimpossibleimpala
Fandom 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Mar 2019
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Yoongi begrudgingly makes his default halloween costume slightly sexier in hopes that his longtime crush sees him in a different light. (It works)
Bookmarked by theimpossibleimpala
02 Nov 2024
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When a surprise voice note reveals Jungkook's very detailed and very sexual thoughts about his woodworking teacher and his hands, Jungkook decides that perhaps dissolving into the floor is the best option. It never occurred to him that perhaps his teacher felt the same way.
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Jungkook takes a woodworking class and spends the entire time thirsting after his teacher Yoongi, who is very aware and very interested in seeing where that thirst can go.
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Bookmarked by theimpossibleimpala
04 Oct 2024
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If It's Better To Bet On Us, I'll Double Down by deepslowpanic
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
28 Mar 2024
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“Like, you know, wouldn’t it be funny if we pretended to date and like… Acted all mushy and over the top to show Taehyung and Namjoon how gross they are?”
“That -” Yoongi cuts off, head tilting to the side. “I guess that would be funny.” He pauses. “We should do it.”
And this is not at all what Jungkook expected. He’s not entirely sure if Yoongi is joking or not. “I - are you serious?”
He expected Yoongi to object, to tell him he’s being ridiculous, or laugh it off. It’s a crazy idea, it doesn’t even make sense. But Yoongi isn’t staring at him like he’s crazy.
“Sure.” Yoongi shrugs. “I mean, this is the stupidest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.”
“Hey!”
Yoongi grins. “But what could go wrong?”
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United by their mutual disgust for their grossly in love roommates, Jungkook and Yoongi decide to pretend to date to give them a taste of their own medicine. And that should be fine, no big deal, probably just a funny story to tell later… Right?
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Bookmarked by theimpossibleimpala
03 Apr 2024
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Namjoon has worked a lot of odd jobs over the years; being an omega for hire was probably the oddest.
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Bookmarked by theimpossibleimpala
24 Jan 2024
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superfunnyguylikesgojo:
i had a catastrophically horrendous dream that the cute nerdy guy i like and i were shipped off to mars and we had to make love in the spaceship to stay warm and it was by far the weirdest dream i have ever had about someone else but either way i guess i’m fucking the guy i like even if it’s just in my head ??????superfunnyguylikesgojo:
wait, fuck, you guys weren’t supposed to see that
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Bookmarked by theimpossibleimpala
21 Jan 2024
