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  1. Rec 5

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    You've just gotten off a rough shift at Staniz's shipyards. Layoffs are looming, you haven't sung in a while, and you just want to drown in a cup of high grade. But a charming scytar player quickly melts your icy facade, much to your surprise. Maybe a little singing would do you some good...and maybe a little 'facing, too.

    Day 31 | Writer's Choice [Reader Insert]

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    11 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WHY ISN'T THIS MORE POPULAR OH MY GOD IT'S SO WELL WRITTEN

  2. Rec 28

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    Rodimus enjoys being an Autobot. Really, he does. However, there’s a problem, and that problem doesn’t stem from his own brothers-in-arms so much as their enemies. And maybe it isn’t the Autobot thing to say, maybe it isn’t the loyal, good-soldier thing to say, but, with the war over, Rodimus simply can’t escape it anymore:

    Decepticons are hot.

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    Rodimus has a little problem. Skywarp and Thundercracker can fix it.

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    10 Aug 2026

  3. Rec 88

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    It's no secret Jazz and Prowl don't like each other - and neither of them pretends otherwise.
    One argument. One closed office door.

    One debrief that doesn't go to plan.

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    08 Aug 2026

  4. Rec 39

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    Rodimus was still struggling to believe this was real. He had to be dead or dreaming, surely, because there was no way he’d somehow found himself in berth with two of the most handsome speedsters he’d ever known bearing down on him.

    To his left, hovering protectively half-over his frame, was Drift. His mouth had, up until a moment ago, been busy with Rodimus’s, their tongues laving over each other as they met in a messy kiss. He’d pulled back slightly to glare and growl at the other mech, even as his hand stayed busy below.

    To his right, the source of Drift’s ire clearly trying to shoulder his slightly smaller counterpart out of the way, was Deadlock. Heavily armored and armed to the teeth, there was energon still dripping from his lips that were pulled into a fanged grin. He’d been gnawing at Rodimus’s energon lines just moments ago, and only paused to sass Drift.

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    OR: Rodimus finds himself caught between a rock (Drift, who would rather the other guy not be here) and a hard place (Deadlock, who would rather the other guy fuck off).

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    25 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 62

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    “I want you to fuck Drift for me.”

    If Rodimus had, say, been sitting up by the bar at Swerve’s, having a nice sip of engex while hearing that sentence, he absolutely would have spat everywhere upon its completion. Maybe fallen off his chair, too.

    As it is, despite having no drink to spit nor chair to disembark, he still chokes on nothing, sputtering helplessly at Ratchet’s stone cold serious face.

    “I—you—I’m sorry, did—I—” Rodimus finally gives up and simply asks, “What?”

    “I want you to fuck Drift for me,” Ratchet repeats, like it’s any more comprehensible a second time around.

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    OR: In which Rodimus fucks a married mech that he definitely doesn’t have any romantic feelings for, no siree.

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    08 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GGODDDDDD YES YES YES TEN MILLION MORE FICS LIKE THIS IMMEDIATELY