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  1. Rec 46

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    A trade for my new friend who matches my freak in a truly dangerous way.

    “Frag, but I wish you’d emptied your transfluid tank over me instead of the holopic,” Rodimus huffs.

    “Captain,” Ultra Magnus says, enraptured, “I didn’t empty my transfluid tank on the holopic.”

    The look Rodimus sends him would not be too different, had he instead suggested that Primus had started the civil war in fetching a curly straw. “What?”

    “My transfluid tank was full, when I… overloaded on your holopic,” Ultra Magnus struggles to say. “And… so was my reserve tank.”

    “You have a reserve transfluid tank?”

    Ultra Magnus winces. “It’s complicated. What matters is that the overload brought me from 100% to… 90% full.”

    Rodimus stares.

    “And since then,” Ultra Magnus cringes at the number on his HUD, “it has refilled to 96%.”

    His mouth drops open.

    “I can overload on you, inside you, wherever, another 9.6 times with that same output,” he says, desperate to communicate how virile he is, how worthy a mate. “I can show you,” Ultra Magnus insists, a bit pleadingly.

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    02 Oct 2026

  2. Rec 6

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    You've just gotten off a rough shift at Staniz's shipyards. Layoffs are looming, you haven't sung in a while, and you just want to drown in a cup of high grade. But a charming scytar player quickly melts your icy facade, much to your surprise. Maybe a little singing would do you some good...and maybe a little 'facing, too.

    Day 31 | Writer's Choice [Reader Insert]

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    11 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WHY ISN'T THIS MORE POPULAR OH MY GOD IT'S SO WELL WRITTEN

  3. Rec 28

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    Rodimus enjoys being an Autobot. Really, he does. However, there’s a problem, and that problem doesn’t stem from his own brothers-in-arms so much as their enemies. And maybe it isn’t the Autobot thing to say, maybe it isn’t the loyal, good-soldier thing to say, but, with the war over, Rodimus simply can’t escape it anymore:

    Decepticons are hot.

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    Rodimus has a little problem. Skywarp and Thundercracker can fix it.

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    10 Aug 2026

  4. Rec 89

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    It's no secret Jazz and Prowl don't like each other - and neither of them pretends otherwise.
    One argument. One closed office door.

    One debrief that doesn't go to plan.

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    08 Aug 2026

  5. Rec 40

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    Rodimus was still struggling to believe this was real. He had to be dead or dreaming, surely, because there was no way he’d somehow found himself in berth with two of the most handsome speedsters he’d ever known bearing down on him.

    To his left, hovering protectively half-over his frame, was Drift. His mouth had, up until a moment ago, been busy with Rodimus’s, their tongues laving over each other as they met in a messy kiss. He’d pulled back slightly to glare and growl at the other mech, even as his hand stayed busy below.

    To his right, the source of Drift’s ire clearly trying to shoulder his slightly smaller counterpart out of the way, was Deadlock. Heavily armored and armed to the teeth, there was energon still dripping from his lips that were pulled into a fanged grin. He’d been gnawing at Rodimus’s energon lines just moments ago, and only paused to sass Drift.

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    OR: Rodimus finds himself caught between a rock (Drift, who would rather the other guy not be here) and a hard place (Deadlock, who would rather the other guy fuck off).

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    25 Jul 2026

  6. Rec 62

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    “I want you to fuck Drift for me.”

    If Rodimus had, say, been sitting up by the bar at Swerve’s, having a nice sip of engex while hearing that sentence, he absolutely would have spat everywhere upon its completion. Maybe fallen off his chair, too.

    As it is, despite having no drink to spit nor chair to disembark, he still chokes on nothing, sputtering helplessly at Ratchet’s stone cold serious face.

    “I—you—I’m sorry, did—I—” Rodimus finally gives up and simply asks, “What?”

    “I want you to fuck Drift for me,” Ratchet repeats, like it’s any more comprehensible a second time around.

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    OR: In which Rodimus fucks a married mech that he definitely doesn’t have any romantic feelings for, no siree.

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    08 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GGODDDDDD YES YES YES TEN MILLION MORE FICS LIKE THIS IMMEDIATELY

  7. Rec 4

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    DES:RUNG[RD-PRIV]::
    I have something for you, Captain.

    A somewhat cryptic message over his comm line. Rodimus hasn't been doing anything but lounging around, in the middle of trying to take a power re-charge in his office chair when Rung had commed him. Reluctantly turning his head to swipe at his datapad, he squints as he types out his response.

    DES:HR-RODIMUS[RD-PRIV]::
    yeah?

    DES:HR-RODIMUS[RD-PRIV]::
    go on

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    03 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 61

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    It’s game night at Drift’s place, and Rodimus is being totally super cool about it.

     

    Another gift for Archie-Sunshine

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    24 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 44

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    Rodimus accidentally walks in on Drift and Ratchet interfacing and it turns him on waaay more than it should.

     

    A gift for Archie-Sunshine

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    24 Jun 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 38

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    Just a bunch of filthy one-shots. Mostly IDW, mostly reader-insert, I tend to write characters I'm currently obsessing over, so I can't really tell which will be next, sorry. I prefer Cybertornian x Human ships, so the majority will be 'x Human' centered. This book is NSFW, so adult readers only, please! Requests may be taken into consideration, but are not guaranteed.
    Every chapter will contain a short summary, themes/kinks, TW, or general warnings (if needed). Every human will be gender-neutral unless specified otherwise, and every bot will be mass-displaced (eventually, if it's not a mini-bot or just size kink, lol).

    Important note: I've included the 'rape/non-con' warning on this story, because some of the chapters I'm planning contain 'dub-con/controlled non-con' (yes, I'm looking at you, Overlord and Tarn), but I'll definitely mention it again when I upload them.
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    I do not own the TF universe, nor anything related to it, besides these one-shots.

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    18 May 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 36

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    Since their bonding ceremony, Swerve has learned a lot about Ultra Magnus. He’s learned how he takes his morning energon, and which frown means what (his tired frown and his Rodimus-is-causing-problems frown are very different!), and how to tell based on his shoulders if he wants a kiss or some space. He already knew so much before they were conjux endurae, and he thrills in each new discovery.

    One of his favorite being that Ultra Magnus enjoys getting blown while he tries to focus on his paperwork.

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    16 May 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 24

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    Magnus discovers a bit of himself while watching his conjunx pleasure himself right on his work desk.

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    16 May 2026

  13. Rec 8

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    "Think you can hold it 'til I spike you?" D-16 asks, casual, leaning his mandible on Hound's shoulder. "Gonna make you overload on it, just like that."

    No, Hound thinks, plaintively. He absolutely cannot, but he's too polite to deny any request that D-16 gives of him. The thought is enough in itself to hurtle him closer to his overload than he would like, urgently bucking his hips away from D-16's loose fist— to no avail. So when he's screwing his pretty blue optics shut, flushed and whimpering, Hound doesn't know what the right answer is to question that he assumes is rhetorical.

    "You can't?" D-16 coos, tone falsely sweet and sympathetic as he answers in Hound's stead, "I think you can."

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    10 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    rarepair alert! GO READ THIS

  14. Rec 42

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    Hot Rod rips Deadlock's hand off as soon as he steadies himself. “What is your problem?”

    “My problem,” Deadlock deadpans. He gives Hot Rod a quizzical little smile, trying, for some absurd reason, to find a considerate way to bring it up. There isn’t one. “Have you always liked it up the aft?”

    Hot Rod’s engine turns over with a scandalized rev, his optics wide and bright. “Excuse me?”
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    One Autobot's wardrobe malfunction is another Decepticon's wet dream, or however the saying goes.

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    07 May 2026

  15. Rec 9

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    Every now and then, Rodimus awakes with a certain need.

    An ache that tackles him just as he wakes from recharge, beset by a profound feeling of emptiness. Like something stolen from him in the night, a restless sleep that brings abstract forms of wet protomesh, glossa and teeth in tow, rattling around in his mind. Disjointed impressions feel like they dig itself into his chassis, deep enough to feel like hands phase right through his chest into his spark chamber, and they grip.

    Something is wrong. With his systems or with his body, he doesn't know which.

    Rodimus knows what he needs.

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    04 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    READ THUS FI C RIHT FUCKING NOW RUNG IS DOMINATING THE PRIME I REPEAT RUNG IS DOMINATING THE PRIME THIS IS NOT A RDRILL

  16. Rec 6

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    Post-"Move Along", Swindle and Blurr finally have some time to themselves.

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    26 Apr 2026

  17. Rec 9

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    They're so close now, taking in each other's air, nose to nose. Ratchet feels almost bashful at their proximity— enough that it feels playfully coquettish, like two younglings on their first date, sharing their first kiss. He feels his plating heat and the low drone of his cooling fans is the only thing that fills his audials.

    Time stretches thin and blissful before either of them speak.

    "Could help you," Drift says, hesitantly, as if he might ruin the magic of the moment, "clear your processor."

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    26 Apr 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 21

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    When Ultra Magnus goes to clean out Rodimus’s quarters after some less-than-savory activities on his part, he gets a whiff of something that activates a part in Magnus he thought was dormant.

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    25 Apr 2026

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    The last thing Thunderclash was expecting when he followed Rodimus out of Swerve's to try and apologise for ruining his night out with Drift was to end up on his knees in front of him, with Rodimus induldging one of his biggest and most sorely neglected kinks, but he's not exactly about to complain.

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    13 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hot as fuck

  20. Public Bookmark 76

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    Hot Rod asks to take a closer look at Deadlock's fangs.

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    12 Apr 2026

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