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Much "Yeehaw" About Nothing by therealdeltarune
Fandoms: Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare
22 Jun 2026
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Don John is in jail.
Somehow, he is held in custody by the ineptest, bumbling fool of the Wild West: Master Sheriff Dogberry.Dogberry has a weakness.
That weakness just so happens to be his helpless crush on the bastard's brother, Don Pedro.When Don John is desperate for an escape and Dogberry is desperate for the Prince of Bandits, what happens when the two make a deal? In exchange for information on how to ask Don Pedro out on the perfect date, Don John is granted momentary freedom each day (not without the Sheriff, of course)! Will Dogberry and Don Pedro end up as Messina's perfect pair? Will Don John escape containment and continue a life of crime? Will a never-before-seen friendship blossom as a result? No no, that couldn't possibly happen.
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Wild West MAAN AU where Don John has a secret heart and Dogberry is gay as hell. Chaos ensues.
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Lets Beaks Do What Wings Do by therealdeltarune
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare
04 Sep 2025
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Hometown Players are back with their new production of Romeo and Juliet, by none other than Rouxls Kaard. However, when the lead actor is unable to perform due to unforeseen events, is Kris up for the challenge to fill in for the role on opening night? And what are the chances that their embarrassing crush is playing their love interest?