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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    Many men come with courting gifts and practiced words, hoping to win your favor, but they are all empty. None of them stay long either. The ones you allow into your presence never return twice. And So’lek watches, with a tight jaw, and wonders why you keep doing this to yourself.

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    30 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Both you and Sebastian are Aurors who had just completed a mission. However, Sebastian was wounded in the process, and the two of you decided to stay in an inn for the night to treat his wounds and get some rest. Unfortunately, there’s only one vacant room left with one bed.

    [ Sebastian Sallow x f!Reader One-Shot ]

    Cross-posted from Tumblr @eggymf

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    06 Apr 2023

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    I'm starvin', darlin',
    let me put my lips to something,
    let me wrap my teeth around the world.

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    In the midst of the end-of-the-year Slytherin party for the graduating seventh years, Ominis hears something that makes his blood boil.

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    Smut based on the Hozier song, "Eat Your Young."

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    20 Mar 2023

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    The hand on your throat was gentle but firm, and your stomach flipped at the vulnerability of it all. You weren’t even sure you had it in you to do what he was asking but Merlin, did he make it sound enticing. Somewhere in your brain the sixteen year old version of yourself was combusting. How many times since starting school had you fantasized about Sebastian? About the two of you tangled in sheets and lost in the euphoria of one another? You could scarcely believe some of the fantasies your hormonal teenage mind had conjured up, but you had never considered anything as bold as this.

    Alternatively summarized as pure, shameless Sebastian smut

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    08 Mar 2023

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    Mandarin Translastion by my friends with WuMingRen!!! love you endlessly!!
    https://t.co/iHugDeqvEK

    Sebastian appeared from behind, the cold shower water raining against their bodies. Sebastian snaked his arms around his torso, teasing his thigh around his aching cock. Ominis let out a shivering sigh, hands finding the base with slow, strong strokes.

    “Haah..Sebastian…”

    Every touch had Ominis’ breath hitching, moaning quietly against the shabby tile of the shower wall. The water was cool, but Sebastian was so warm against him. He could feel Sebastian’s member poking him, begging for attention, but he couldn’t reach it at the moment. He could imagine the specific contours of Sebastian’s slender fingers toying with it as he massaged him up and down. He pressed a thumb to the head, and couldn’t help but arch back against him in pleasure.

    “Oh, fuck!” Ominis whispered to himself, biting the inside of his lip so hard he could have drawn blood. Sebastian’s lips were mouthing the shell of his ear, nibbling down his neck as he rode him out to cum.

    As if.

    Ominis has been daydreaming about his best friend for years, and now it’s to the point he can’t go a day without masturbating to the thought.

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    27 Feb 2023