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    The Oven - a place where all wips go to eventually find completion.
    These fics are baking and not yet bread,
    So hold out for the sprinkles of motivation and perhaps they’ll be moved to the Platter someday

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    "A second chance,“ Death said.

    Harry stopped in front of a bench and turned to look at the being. "A second chance at what?"

    "Life."

    Harry laughed bitterly. "Because that has worked out so great the first time?"

    Death tilted its head. "You've changed," it stated.

    "Life does that to you," Harry said and his mind felt clearer than ever, "Or should I say the last seven years. I never really left this place, have I? I lived a life feeling not quite dead and not alive either," he spat.

    "I know how you feel," Death said after a moment, grinning.

    "Oh, do you," Harry retorted and pierced Death with a look.

    The being's smirk widened as it leaned closer.
    "Bored."
    Years after the war, Harry Potter lives an apathetic life. When Death offers him a second chance he takes it.
    Accompanied by the being, Harry travels back to the summer before Sirius dies. Inside his younger body and the memories of an older self, Harry realizes that being connected to Death may have twisted his morals a little more than expected.
    Seeking to make up for the boredom of past years, Harry isn't above carving his own space between two sides to even out the playing field.
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    24 Oct 2024

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    Harry Potter is the Master of Death, and thus, immortal. Every couple thousand years, he'll let himself reincarnate into a new dimension. This dimension is quite similar to his first one, except he has a twin brother, and the Voldemort in this world is willing to give up everything he's worked for, as long as Harry teaches him magic.

    And Harry? Harry just likes annoying Voldemort with memes, vines, and Potter Puppet Pals.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Harry discovers that it is much easier to make Slytherins nice with love than with aggression. What was the saying again? You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

    What starts with a few random compliments and smiles quickly leads to hugs, lingering touches, a few kisses... but before he knows it, Harry is the one who wants more.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    One summer day, he sees Voldemort on his neighbor's roof. And it all came crashing down.

    Armed with a stabbed diary that oddly brings him comfort and a ring that feels important, Harry is ill-equipped for the summer ahead.

     

    On his neighbour’s roof, staring directly at him, was Voldemort.

    It would be comical if it wasn’t for the struggling muggle teen in his grasp.

    Mockingly, Voldemort held up a scrap of parchment. ‘Surrender yourself, or the muggle perishes.’

    Harry ducked away from the glass and got his writing supplies out. He held the parchment to the wall as he wrote, with a quill this time.

    ‘I don’t negotiate with terrorists. I’m going back to bed.’

    He wiggled it into the corner and left the sight of the window. There was a strangled scream he tried to block out. In bed, he piled his blanket over his ears. Bottom of the line, he needed sleep.

    And who was he to intervene? Every damned time he did, the person ended up dead or injured. Cedric, Sirius, and countless other friends had suffered under his supervision.

    Harry was done playing saviour.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Harry Potter never stood a chance. Severus Snape was straight as a wand, still pining after Lily, and completely unattainable. That was the story - until Death tried to help.

    Now, Harry wakes in another universe… as Hades Potter, twin brother to the so-called Savior. His parents are alive, the Marauders are just as insufferable, and the other Harry is a pompous show-off possibly dating Ginny Weasley. But Hades? He has one mission: win over this world’s Severus Snape.

    Armed with memories from a life of war, a much darker kind of magic, and a dangerous secret prophecy, Hades navigates a fractured Hogwarts, makes unlikely friends, and unearths a future he never dared to imagine - if he can survive long enough to claim it.

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