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  1. Rec 11

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    Shiori doesn’t know what to do with herself after seeing an annoying sight. She's bitter and jealous, sulking to herself, until Miko attempts to make her feel better (against her better judgement). While the humour Shiori feels in annoying her is short-term fun, she does get advice on how to handle her jealousy.

    “Remember, you gotta talk to her, otherwise you’ll cause problems!” Says Miko, just before Shiori causes problems.

    How much of a problem is 'kissing the girl you promised to kill', anyway?

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    25 Dec 2025

  2. Rec 11

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    Lebanne loses a bet. Then she does it a few more times. Eventually, she starts to worry about winning.

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    19 Nov 2025

  3. Rec 3

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    Sinner #3 was a simpleton, a gullible rube with a borderline fetishistic obsession with celebrity, a glory hungry attention seeking fool who's ability to run her mouth far outstripped her ability to follow through on her braggadocio. It made her tired philosophy of justice seem...hollow, disingenuous.

    Simply put, Don Quixote was an embarrassment.

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    13 Nov 2025

  4. Rec 38

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    It only took one occasion of walking in on Cafe and Tachyon making out for Pokke to realise that yes,
    She does want to kiss both of them. Really badly.

    Aka a 3+1 story of Jungle Pocket getting flustered

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    27 Oct 2025

  5. Rec 14

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    She must have been carrying it without even realizing it. The original wish that gave birth to Jalter was a desire to see Jeanne fall from grace, so obviously Jalter desired that too. It just took her way too long to realize it, but now that she knew she was prepared to take action.

    After all, Jalter reasoned, there could be no other reason for those weird sexual fantasies she kept having.

    That, or maybe Raikou was right and reading too many doujins did rot one's brain beyond repair.

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    24 Oct 2025