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A series of shorts focusing on one of the Mikes getting all the smooches! Every part is focused on and written in a different Mike's perspective.
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After inadvertently learning the truth about Zim's mission, a now fifteen-year-old Dib comes to a moral crossroads. Now, he must make an imperative decision to help Zim after an attempt on his life leaves the Irken in dire need of medical attention.
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hot dilfs in your area (not clickbait!!1!) by waitineedaname
Fandoms: Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware - Fandom
19 Dec 2020
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Stupid Gordon Freeman and his soft looking hair and endearing laugh and dadbod. On top of that, he was a dad. What the hell was up with that. This was just uncalled for.
“Hot DILFs in your area.”
Benrey didn’t even realize they’d said that out loud until Tommy’s chest started shaking underneath them in soft laughter.
“What?” Tommy said, his hand stilling in Benrey’s hair.
The advantage of having a generally monotone voice and not being super expressive was that usually, Benrey could bluff his way out of most of the stupid shit that accidentally came out of his mouth. “Wha?” They said, hoping Tommy would let it slide.
Of course, that advantage was usually negated by having a best friend who was well-versed in his idiosyncrasies and could definitely fill in the blanks to explain the wack thought process he just went on. “Did you just call Gordon a DILF?” Dammit. Tommy was laughing at them. What the fuck. 0/10, worst best friend moments. Uncalled for.
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03 Oct 2025
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Let's Get This Over With by waitineedaname
Fandoms: Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware - Fandom
15 Jul 2021
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Benrey opened his eyes. And then closed them. And then opened them again. There was no change, which was weird. Above them was the same black nothingness whether their eyes were open or closed. With monumental effort, he lifted his hand and waved it in front of his eyes and crossed “going blind for mysterious reasons” off the list of explanations for what was happening. They also started a new mental list titled “why my body hurt so bad” because ow, why the fuck did lifting their arm a few inches make their whole body ache.
“Seriously, can I not catch a single break? Ever?”
Oh yeah, something had woken him up. A voice, ranting within earshot of them. That’s three out of five senses secured, win for Benrey.
He sat up slowly, groaning when that proved even harder than lifting his arm. They rubbed their face as their brain started kicking into gear. The voice that had woken him was loud, irritated, and familiar.
The spark of recognition lit in their brain and their head snapped up so fast something in their neck popped. Ow, fuck, that hurt, but he had a bigger problem. That bigger problem was Gordon Freeman standing ten feet away from them in the void.
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02 Oct 2025