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Secret Santa Disaster by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jan 2026
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The twelve peaks are in festive chaos, thanks to Shang Qinghua rebranding Christmas as the “Cang Qiong Winter Solstice Celebration.” Between ice sculptures, decoration contests, lavish feast menus, and the obligatory Secret Santa gift exchange, the sect buzzed with holiday mania.
Shen Qingqiu received his gift from Shang Qinghua and opened it with low expectations. After all, what could that mousey man possibly offer?
He was horrified to be proven wrong.
Is that... a Monster dildo?!?
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The Stallion Protagonist's Villain-Wooing System by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jan 2026
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Luo Binghe was idly scrolling through the novel selections when he stumbled upon PIDW. He suspected that the author of this shitty stallion harem novel was stalking him in real life because why the hell were their names and looks exactly the same?! Except... WTF was this weakling, white lotus bullshit?!?
"That's right, Master Shen, beat up that fake-ass brat!"
"Fuck you, Cucumber Bro. Come meet me IRL and I'll castrate you!"
"Where's the rest of Shen Qingqiu's backstory??? Airplane, you better not leave your house!"
One day, the villain's infamous #1 fan and defender gets transmigrated... as Luo Binghe, kneeling in front of Shen Qingqiu.
Wowow. He's gorgeous! I knew he would be. Luo Binghe thought with pride. Ha! The original MC was such a loser. Imagine chasing after anyone else when this beauty is right here! Shen Qingqiu, my beloved, You. Will. Be. Mine.
[System: ??? WARNING: OOC! OOC!]
LBH: Shut the fuck up! Idc!
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Been Missing You by tpfw01 for jayellezee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jan 2026
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Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua go on another mission together. Neither of them knows it will be the last.
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Catch Me If You Can by tpfw01 for killalla
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2025
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Detective Yue Qi is a legend—the only man who can recover priceless treasures stolen by the elusive Master of Disguise, Qingqiu. Everyone wonders: how does he do it?
The truth is a secret he can never tell: a string of begrudging, clandestine favors negotiated with the infuriatingly sexy thief himself.
But as their encounters grow steamier, Yue Qi finds himself increasingly frustrated with the game… and the fact that he still doesn’t know Qingqiu’s real face.
Shen Jiu: Stupid Qi-ge! When will you realize it's me?!
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Invite Me If You Come by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Sep 2025
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Shen Qingqiu dipped two fingers into the porcelain jar, lifting a small, silken curl of pearl-white cream. He smoothed the cream over his cheeks and brow. It had always been a pleasant sensation, but this batch was... different. It melted into his complexion, leaving behind an airy freshness that sank in with almost decadent ease.
He summoned Luo Binghe.
"You procured this?" Shen Qingqiu asked, tapping the jar.
"Yes," Luo Binghe answered. "From the same apothecary as always. They mentioned a new refinement to the formula. A… secret ingredient."
OR SJ Kink Meme prompt: SJ, tired of bad products that promise to keep his skin soft and smooth, is tricked by his white lotus disciple LBH and now every night the brat cums on his face with the promise that semen brings beneficial effects on the skin
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Cumberplane Bros Oneshots by tpfw01
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Nov 2024
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Black Lotus Binghe Fics by tpfw01
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01 Feb 2024
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Path of Healing - Modern OG LBH and OG SQQ Fluff by tpfw01
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2023
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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Bookmarked by tpfw01
24 May 2025
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Mob and his future self switch places.
Confusion ensues.
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Bookmarked by tpfw01
07 May 2025
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On his birthday, every year, Mob asks Reigen for a kiss. He doesn't always get what he wants.
Bookmarked by tpfw01
07 May 2025
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Your DATE NIGHT Is in Another Dungeon! by aibari for tshirt
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2025
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You are NING YINGYING and you are VERY FRUSTRATED!
[It’s a fic! It’s a solo journaling game! It’s both of those things, plus another three game variations if you want to play it with more people.]
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This whole fic was an old twitter thread of mine following the self prompt that I had:
Morty making Rick promise not to ever interfere with his aging, and Rick agreeing because he respects Morty's wishes to experience life as it is, unlike him whose immortality has made his life meaningless.
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03 Apr 2025