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The Stallion Protagonist's Villain-Wooing System by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2026
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Luo Binghe was idly scrolling through the novel selections when he stumbled upon PIDW. He suspected that the author of this shitty stallion harem novel was stalking him in real life because why the hell were their names and looks exactly the same?! Except... WTF was this weakling, white lotus bullshit?!?
"That's right, Master Shen, beat up that fake-ass brat!"
"Fuck you, Cucumber Bro. Come meet me IRL and I'll castrate you!"
"Where's the rest of Shen Qingqiu's backstory??? Airplane, you better not leave your house!"
One day, the villain's infamous #1 fan and defender gets transmigrated... as Luo Binghe, kneeling in front of Shen Qingqiu.
Wowow. He's gorgeous! I knew he would be. Luo Binghe thought with pride. Ha! The original MC was such a loser. Imagine chasing after anyone else when this beauty is right here! Shen Qingqiu, my beloved, You. Will. Be. Mine.
[System: ??? WARNING: OOC! OOC!]
LBH: Shut the fuck up! Idc!
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Secret Santa Disaster by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jan 2026
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The twelve peaks are in festive chaos, thanks to Shang Qinghua rebranding Christmas as the “Cang Qiong Winter Solstice Celebration.” Between ice sculptures, decoration contests, lavish feast menus, and the obligatory Secret Santa gift exchange, the sect buzzed with holiday mania.
Shen Qingqiu received his gift from Shang Qinghua and opened it with low expectations. After all, what could that mousey man possibly offer?
He was horrified to be proven wrong.
Is that... a Monster dildo?!?
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Been Missing You by tpfw01 for jayellezee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jan 2026
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Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua go on another mission together. Neither of them knows it will be the last.
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Catch Me If You Can by tpfw01 for killalla
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2025
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Detective Yue Qi is a legend—the only man who can recover priceless treasures stolen by the elusive Master of Disguise, Qingqiu. Everyone wonders: how does he do it?
The truth is a secret he can never tell: a string of begrudging, clandestine favors negotiated with the infuriatingly sexy thief himself.
But as their encounters grow steamier, Yue Qi finds himself increasingly frustrated with the game… and the fact that he still doesn’t know Qingqiu’s real face.
Shen Jiu: Stupid Qi-ge! When will you realize it's me?!
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Invite Me If You Come by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Sep 2025
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Shen Qingqiu dipped two fingers into the porcelain jar, lifting a small, silken curl of pearl-white cream. He smoothed the cream over his cheeks and brow. It had always been a pleasant sensation, but this batch was... different. It melted into his complexion, leaving behind an airy freshness that sank in with almost decadent ease.
He summoned Luo Binghe.
"You procured this?" Shen Qingqiu asked, tapping the jar.
"Yes," Luo Binghe answered. "From the same apothecary as always. They mentioned a new refinement to the formula. A… secret ingredient."
OR SJ Kink Meme prompt: SJ, tired of bad products that promise to keep his skin soft and smooth, is tricked by his white lotus disciple LBH and now every night the brat cums on his face with the promise that semen brings beneficial effects on the skin
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I'm a Great Scum Villain by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2025
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Shen Jiu was drawing his last breaths in the pot when a magpie appeared before him. Its feathers gleamed black and white, its eyes a sinister shade of red.
[Shen Qingqiu, we have been watching. Across all worlds, among all villains—you are the vilest. A scum villain without equal. The perfect candidate to become a Host. Will you accept?]
"Get lost," Shen Jiu rasped, spitting blood toward it. The magpie only flicked its wings, perching mockingly atop his head.
[Why not hear me out? What if I told you…you could return to the past? That you could have the power to rewrite it all?]
Shen Jiu's gaze drifted uncontrollably to Xuan Su's shards. If another chance truly existed, it would be a miracle. And even if this was a lie, what could be worse than this?
"…Fine. Do your worst. There’s nothing left for me here anyway."
OR Shen Jiu acquires a System and must enter various worlds as the designated scum villain. His task is only fulfilled upon his character's dramatic death, earning him points toward his ultimate wish. It was simple deal. Except…WHY are the protagonists all Luo Binghe??
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Trapped in The Past, Bound by Fate by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2025
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Shen Jiu, fleeing a burning manor, stumbles upon a lake deep within a dense forest. Disturbed by a strange reflection, he discovers a crystal orb beneath the water.
"Hey, kid!" A voice echoed from the orb, its tone smooth and commanding.
Shen Jiu glared at it. "Who the hell or what the hell are you?"
"Who the hell—rude child! Have you no manners?" the voice snapped back. "I am the Emperor of All Three Realms! The almighty, unquestionable, unstoppable Luo Binghe!"
"Uh-huh. Sure."
OR After centuries of searching, Luo Binghe finally found the Tianming Ling, a spiritual artifact with the power to reshape destinies. However, it traps him instead?? Now he must rely on a scrawny, beat-up kid to help set him free.
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SVSSS Events Writer-Artist Telephone Game 2025 by ChezPillow (PillowLord), D20Owlbear, Godotfound, Koschei_B, Kresnik, mementomorai, minarenny, Mios_art, Monric_Account, MorningFlameSword, Otno, qsvkp, RennSkye, Sailboat_Sparrow, somethinglost, tpfw01, WayNee (Cry_me_a_harmony)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Aug 2025
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A collaborative game alternating art & writing between 'chapters' in a Telephone game starting with the prompt "Call 119 for that burn, got roasted Cucumber style!"
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Shizun's Keeper by tpfw01 for Godotfound
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2025
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After Shen Qingqiu's qi deviation left him in a deep coma, Luo Binghe fought, clawed, and bled his way to the top. Head disciple. Finally. No one else would be allowed near Shizun’s fragile, beautiful body. No one else would bathe him, dress him, touch him.
Luo Binghe had earned this.
"This disciple will take care of you," he murmured, sliding a hand up Shen Qingqiu's thigh. "Does Shizun dream of me?"
He hoped so.
OR Shen Yuan never transmigrates. Instead, Shen Jiu falls into a coma and Luo Binghe rapidly becomes obsessed with his sleeping Shizun.
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Red Thread of Fate Severed (And Restored) by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jul 2025
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Yue Qingyuan had always been able to see the red string that tied his finger to Xiao Jiu’s. That is, until the day Shen Qingqiu awoke from a fever—his memories of their past gone, the thread severed.
Heartbroken, Yue Qingyuan let him go. Shen Qingqiu was happy, even with someone else.
Millennia passed after the Peak Lords ascended. Yue Qingyuan buried himself in heavenly duties, pretending not to notice the red string that still dangled from his finger without any connection.
Then, one day, while observing the modern era, he saw it: the thread had reconnected below.
Following it led to a hospital room, where a young man was nearly declared dead from choking on a mantou.
OR Post-canon SVSSS, Yue Qingyuan ascends and lives all the way to the modern era, reuniting with Shen Jiu who transmigrates into Shen Yuan's body after his death.
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Warplane 5+1 by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jun 2025
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Five times Shang Qinghua knew too much, and the one time Liu Qingge wanted to know him.
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Blackened Metamorphosis by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2025
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"Hey, did you hear?" someone murmured from a nearby table. "They say a new calamity-level ghost was born."
"Shit, there hasn't been one in centuries."
"I heard it feasts on human hearts."
"Doesn't it only target men? Still, how terrifying," a woman sighed.
A newcomer coughed lightly, drawing everyone's attention. "Does it have a name?"
With a voice barely above a whisper, someone answered:
"Ashen Wings Man-Eater."
OR Post-PIDW, Shen Jiu dies and becomes a calamity-level ghost.
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SCP-327-A "Shen Jiu" by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2025
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A drowning man has more dignity than me without you.
Description: SCP-327-A, self-identified as "Shen Jiu," is an aquatic humanoid entity possessing anatomical features consistent with traditional siren folklore.
SCP-327-A is extraordinarily physically attractive by human standards, exhibiting androgynous beauty, pale iridescent skin, and emerald-green eyes with vertically slit pupils. Estimated age: 30-40 years, though appearance suggests early 20s.
The subject demonstrates high intelligence, fluent comprehension of Mandarin Chinese, and possibly multiple other languages, though frequently feigns incomprehension. Psychological profile indicates extreme contempt for human males and a pattern of strategic hostility. SCP-327-A has refused to speak to Foundation staff beyond Dr. Luo Binghe.
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Peak Lord Xiao Jiu by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Apr 2025
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After a week of fevered delirium, Shen Qingqiu finally woke up. Huh? Why is everyone so much bigger than he remembers?
"Xiao Jiu???" Yue Qingyuan's voice cracked, and—oh. Oh no. He was crying!
"Shizun! You're adorable!" Ning Yingying squealed, already reaching to pinch his cheeks.
Shen Qingqiu—now de-aged to Xiao Jiu—is livid. Mu Qingfang said he'll return to normal once his qi stabilizes, but who knows when that'll be!?
Endless cooing. Dress-ups and head pats. No one took him seriously anymore!
No one… except Luo Binghe.
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Wrist to Wrist, Heart to Heart by tpfw01 for radioactivesaltghoul
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2025
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A mission took a disastrous turn when head disciples Shen Jiu and Liu Zhege ended up magically handcuffed together. Now stuck at the hip and forced to cooperate, the two must scour the vast, dusty archives of Qing Jing Peak's library in search of a solution.
Liu Zhege slammed a manuscript shut. "Dual Heart Ritual? Kiss of Mutual Release?! This is—this is—"
"Shut up and keep reading!" Shen Jiu snapped, rifling through another scroll.
There had to be a normal way to break the damn spell!
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Invader Binghe: PILOT by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2025
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"Greetings, everyone," Luo Binghe said. "I am a completely normal, handsome man. Do not fear me."
"Likewise," Mobei-jun added.
The class erupted into a chorus of oohs and aahs, their gazes glued to the newcomers like moths to a flame. Near the back, Shen Yuan suddenly shot up, pointing an accusatory finger. "It’s him!! He’s the alien!!"
Behind him, Shang Qinghua sighed dreamily, his eyes locked on Mobei-jun. "He’s earth-shattering. Out of this world, alright."
OR Anonymous's SVSSSAction Gotcha For Gaza prompt: Bingqiu ZADR
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You're the One by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Feb 2025
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"Luo Binghe, you're under arrest for the assassination of the Huan Hua Palace CEO," Shen Jiu announced. After all this time, he had finally cornered the infamous killer.
He had expected resistance—denial, a struggle, maybe even a fight. Instead, Luo Binghe only chuckled.
"Detective Shen Jiu," Luo Binghe purred, his voice smooth as silk yet grating on Shen Jiu’s nerves. "I've been waiting for you."
Shen Jiu’s breath stopped as he shoved up his sleeve, revealing those same words etched into his skin.
He was no romantic—far from it. But even he hadn’t expected the reality of those words to be so... terrifying.
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Cumplane Gets High by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Nov 2024
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"U pretty, he ugly! U swan, he frog!" Shen Yuan drawled, gesturing dramatically between Mobei-jun and Shang Qinghua.
"Abandon! Abandon him!" Shang Qinghua clung to Luo Binghe's boot, jabbing a finger in Shen Yuan's direction.
Luo Binghe and Mobei-jun sighed. Their husbands had returned from their monthly escapade to who-knows-where, giggling over folded pieces of paper. What the hell had they gotten into this time?
OR Icyhot's SVSSSAction Gotcha For Gaza prompt: Cumplane finds weed and gets high. That's it. That's the story.
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- Part 4 of Cumberplane Bros Oneshots
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Peak Lord Shen's New Bed by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Aug 2024
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A few years after the Immortal Alliance Conference, a new bed arrived for Shen Qingqiu. It was an elegant piece, befitting a Peak Lord: a grand canopy of dark lacquered wood intricately carved with patterns of winding bamboo and delicate lotus flowers. The frame was sturdy, and the mattress thick and luxurious.
Sure enough, Shen Qingqiu had the best sleep of his life. But something felt slightly off.
When he lay down at night, it felt like he was wrapped in an intimate embrace. There was a warmth beneath him that spread throughout his entire body, almost as if someone else were there.
OR Junji Ito's Human Chair, but with a bed.
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Goosebumps by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Aug 2024
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Shen Qingqiu, enraged and livid, was about to push Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss when...
HONK!
A goose appeared between them.
OR Soulmate AU where a goose appears when soulmates feel the most despair, and will only go away once the problem is solved.