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    (xxx) xxx-xxxx
    ‘I’m a good looking gay hockey player, text me for a good time ;)’
    and phone number

    (xxx) xxx-xxxx
    OH MY GOD ?!?!?!?!
    That’s it.
    I’m killing my teammate.

     

    (or where J.J. wrote Shane's number on a bathroom stall and Ilya decided to text it)

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    11 May 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    11 May 2026

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    Against his better judgment, Shane ends up joining the NHL’s celebrity Alpha Auction.

    The problem is not the spotlight, his questionable status, or the not-so-high stakes competition; it's Ilya Rozanov, who knows a little too much and is determined to push Shane to the edge.

    It's only six days, what could be so very hard about it?

    Or Shane Hollander has been hiding his omega status his whole life. Somehow, Rozanov finds out. Even worse, they’re trapped in a hotel together for six long days.

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    10 May 2026

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    “Didn’t know you and Roz were friends,” Marleau says, pulling Shane out of his thoughts.

    “We’re not.” His own words hit him like a Mack Truck. They aren’t and they never were.

    “Crashin’ the wedding of your rival,” Marleau chuckles. “I’d expect that from Roz, but you?” He shoots Shane a humorous look. “Didn’t know you had it in you.”

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    07 May 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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