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Having met through a set of strange circumstances--a wrong number who asks if his nudes are alright, then finding themselves paired together in class--Remus and Sirius have plans for a date. They do a lot of talking before the date, however,
2:17 Sirius: so i should use punctuation because it turns you on...?
or because you worship it?2:17 Remus: Yes
2:17 Sirius: if i use proper punctuation will you worship me?
2:18 Remus: Well that depends on a few circumstances
I think we should have our first date before the worshipping begins, thoughA continuation of Send, covering the days before the date and the date.
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- Part 2 of send and receive
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Sirius texts the wrong number and asks for advice, about if his nudes are good—which leads to flirting and nearly sexting, brief in person encounters, and plans about the future.
12:46 unknown: I can flirt with you
If you're good12:46 unknown: oh i can be so good, so good
12:47 unknown: I got you to use your first comma, I'm so proud of you, you are a good boy aren't you, using proper punctuation
12:47 unknown: seriously
thats what you focus on?Series
- Part 1 of send and receive
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Sirius get's given a wrong number, Remus definitely isn't being sarcastic, and they should probably agree to stay strangers...
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Rated M for a lot of language, some sexual content but nothing too explicit, mainly jokes/flirting.
Any TWs should be listed at the start of chapter notes, please let me know if I ever miss anything, but this is a safe fic, bar some minor Walburga angst.
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01 Apr 2022
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when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone's bed (you put me on and said I was your favorite) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2025
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Remus Lupin has been happily dating Caradoc Dearborn for almost a year and a half.
Sirius Black has been dating Caradoc for a year.
Neither of them know about the other.
Neither of them are very happy when they discover that the other exists.Series
- Part 1 of invisible string
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28 Aug 2025
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When he's seven years old, Sirius Black has a brief encounter with a strange boy in the woods, who, in their short exchange, teaches him an important lesson about the nature of the Universe, only to then disappear without a trace.
Nine years later, Sirius, along with his two best friends, is a student away at boarding school, with a brand new transfer student as his roommmate--a foul-mouthed, astronomy nerd named Remus Lupin.
Between school, hormones, relationships, and the fact that he is keeping a (magical) secret away from everyone--Sirius' year starts to go a little off the rails.
Not to mention, there's something familiar about that Remus Lupin kid that he just can't seem to shake...
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28 Aug 2025
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Remus has endured three years of his behavior. He’d be willing to accept it, deal with it, make peace with the idea of Sirius as a town asshole. Every town has one - they ride loud motorcycles in the middle of the night and spend one too many hours at the town's dive bar.
But Sirius isn’t an asshole, at least to anyone who isn’t named Remus. Sirius holds doors open for little old ladies, he volunteers at local organizations, he mows and rakes and weeds people's yards out of the goodness of his heart. He lives and bleeds for the town of Godric’s Hollow - knows everyone and their children by name and greets them as if they’ve been best friends for years.
Remus would call it performative if he hadn’t been witness to it many times, Sirius Black and his charm and his inability to resist helping someone.
The dick.
Or - Mutual Dislike to Lovers
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15 Jun 2025
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
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https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes