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a simple pixel drawing of a white cat sitting upright on its hind legs. it's holding a glass of lemonade. it is captioned: 'pay no attention to my complex and extremely personal relationship with gender. this cat has a glass of lemonade!'



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    Smells Like Middle-Aged Spirit by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    13 Jul 2025

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    “Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
    Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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    Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.

    Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
    Everyone else is just along for the ride.

    Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.

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    Not That Kind of Sex Pollen by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    29 Aug 2025

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    Clark looked at Bruce, Bruce looked at Clark. Both of them looked back down at the thing. They looked back at each other in perfect sync.
    “Bruce,” Clark said. “Please tell me that isn’t what I think it is."
    “Okay,” Bruce said. “It’s not what you think it is.” He paused. “Can I tell you what I think it is?”
    Clark stared at him helplessly. “Can I stop you?"
    Bruce snorted. “No. Also, I’m pretty sure we found your anatomical hot dog."
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    Bruce didn’t think it was unreasonable to have sex with his husband, especially if it gave him a chance to study Clark's reproductive organs. Clark, whose midlife crisis was finishing puberty and is barely two steps above being a virgin, is barely coping with the fact he thinks people are hot. No one has resolved their issues enough for this. Somehow, they figure things out anyway.

    Also, since when are plants so complicated?

    Featuring: Communication so healthy it’s suspicious, alien anatomy, weirdos (husbands edition), sexual confusion, confusing sexualities, unconditional love, debatably appropriate use of superpowers, self loathing (two limited time flavors!), allusions to grilled food, cuddles, emotional intimacy, and pollen as a sexual byproduct.

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    While I Was Fearing It, It Came by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    25 Mar 2018

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    Snape rolled his eyes. "You're not scared of blood, Potter. For one, you're a Gryffindor. For another, you seem to face down the Dark Lord with alarming regularity. If you were afraid of blood, you wouldn't have made it past your first year in this castle."

    "What do you want me to say?" Harry shouted, suddenly filled with the same irrational anger that'd been so hard to shake since Cedric's death. He jumped to his feet, unable to sit any longer. "What would you have me do? I couldn't make myself break skin, okay? Is that so hard to believe?"

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    Or: a potion requires blood as an ingredient. Harry's afraid of a relapse. Snape just wants to know why Harry Vanished a perfectly decent brew. They come to an understanding.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    Theory and Practice by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga  

    18 Dec 2012

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    Sequel to In Defiance of Reason and Justifying the Means.

    Ed took a trip out East for automail maintenance, and came back with a Xingian prince and a suicidal plan involving lots of explosions. Maes was coming to expect this sort of behavior from Ed.

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    Justifying the Means by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga  

    15 Dec 2012

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    In which Ed becomes Central's local vigilante, thereby becoming Maes's problem. Roy finds something poetic in this.

    He looked nervous, and nerves were never something you wanted to see in a person who might fly off the handle and kill everyone in sight, Maes reflected.

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