untouchable13
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Ever since you can remember, Alfred F. Jones has been harrassing you. One day, you snap.
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A little experiment. I took a challenge where I have to write poems/stories/whatever for 100 different phrases/words. No names are mentioned, so feel free to insert your favorite characters into the different roles presented.
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No one knew what went on in that house besides Oliver, Allan, and Matthieu. Allan did something "bad", Oliver punished him, and Mattie was left to pick up the scattered pieces of his brother and stepfather.
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What happens when Matthieu eats Oliver's cooking? Matthew gets the worst scare of his life.
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This is how I imagine the colonization of America and Canada, along with the tranfer of custody of Canada from France to England, Al and Matt's fight for independence, and of course the reason why Canada is so quiet and also why Sealand was created.
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one candle in the rain by jonphaedrus
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
12 Oct 2022
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Augustine flushed slightly and shrugged. “Well, I did become a vet for a reason.”
“And you’re very good at it,” Lysandre agreed, and wondered what, exactly, Augustine was flushing at as he said it.
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30 Aug 2025
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I created an entire sci-fi universe with a full plot line so I could write gratuitous amounts of alien smut, which you can read in its entirety by going to the series and checking it out there. But I just know there's some of y'all out there who need that smutty smut right now, no scrolling required, so this is for you. (We've all been there)
Just do me a solid and check out the entire work when you're less terminally horny, deal? (It'll make all the smut make more sense too)
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16 Sep 2022
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Sebastian meets someone online when they visit his profile and see something they like. They get to chatting, and realize they have more in common than just being into other dudes.
Like, living in the same town, for instance.
They go on a date.
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24 Aug 2022
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No One Would Riot For Less by sacrificethemtothesquid
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Apr 2022
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He doesn’t know that a buffoon with blond curls and a nervous smile will end him as surely as a bullet to the temple. He will lose everything from his boat to his beard and his name along with it, and the worst part is that he will be glad for the loss. Edward Teach will fall in love and Blackbeard will die, and neither fraction of himself sees it coming.
Edward's perspective on the story, starting with s1e03 thru post-finale.
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HOLY SHIT THERE IS NOW A PODFIC! Please please please go give kninjaknitter so much love. Podficcing is a huge and difficult undertaking and I am so honored.
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14 May 2022
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Cronus gets caught by a werewolf in rut. He is not happy about this, but Kurloz is undeterred at his new mate's protests.
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19 Dec 2021