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  1. the slowest way to kill the one you love by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    24 Dec 2025

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    Dan doesn’t cry when he sees the DM. 

    He wants to, his heart shattered into a million little pieces. But he also wants to hit, to yell and curse and scream at this beautiful boy who took everything Dan had and threw it away.

    AmazingPhil: I don’t think you should come visit anymore. 

    AmazingPhil: I’m sorry

    You cannot reply to this message

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    934

  2. baby mine by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    21 Dec 2025

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    Dan and Phil have been married six months when they start to think about having another child. 

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    346

  3. say you will by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    17 Dec 2025

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    There's a little black box burning a hole in Daniel Howell's left pocket.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,115

  4. begin again by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    13 Dec 2025

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    Dan and Phil have their first date since Phil was snapped.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    621

  5. little miracles by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    11 Dec 2025

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    Phil meets his daughter for the very first time.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
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    742

  6. into dust by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    10 Dec 2025

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    Daniel Howell doesn’t even know he’s pregnant until after it happened. 

    He can’t even bring himself to name it, this huge, earth shattering thing that left half the universe behind. Left Dan behind. If he’s honest, and he’s trying to be, to himself at least, he thinks it should have been him. He wants so desperately for it to have been him. He wants the pain of losing the best person he’s ever known to go away, to disappear in the wind like his dreams did the moment that doctor performed the pregnancy test. 

    Phil gets snapped. Dan gets pregnant.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
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    692

  7. little pieces of heaven by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    06 Dec 2025

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    Some Dan and Phil drabbles to brighten your day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    643
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    708

  8. meet me where I'm at by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    04 Dec 2025

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    Dani and Pippa meet in person for the very first time.

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    English
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    808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    283

  9. push me over the edge, it'll hurt less by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    25 Nov 2025

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    Dani catches Pippa looking at a sensitive piece of fanart. Sexy times ensue.

    Phyuri.

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    English
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    2,799
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,163

  10. no one mourns the wicked by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF), Wicked - All Media Types  

    21 Nov 2025

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    "Yes. The wicked witch of the west is dead."

    Wicked AU. Phan.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    217

  11. kissed by an angel, touched by the devil by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    21 Nov 2025

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    Danielle and Pippa relieve some stress after editing a video.

    Phyuri.

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    English
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    1,410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,054

  12. Bite Me by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    14 Nov 2025

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    Dan and Phil add a new element to their sex life.

    Vampire AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    879

  13. can we always be this close by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF), Heartstopper (TV)  

    11 Nov 2025

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    Daniel Howell thought he had his school year planned out perfectly. And then he's sat next to rugby king Phil Lester and everything changes.

    Heartstopper AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,743
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    174

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