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un unicornio en madrid by uselesscomedian
Fandoms: Memorias de Idhún | The Idhún's Memories - Laura Gallego
23 Mar 2024
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Desde aquella ventana, Victoria había esperado en la noche.
Se separó del marco, con dificultad, y terminó por sentarse en la cama. La colcha estaba decorada con un estampado de delicadas flores azules, que se entrelazaban, sobre un fondo blanco. Olían a la colonia de su abuela, y a té de frutos rojos.
No pudo aguantar mucho más. Casi como si hubiera sabido que aquello iba a pasar, cogió una de las almohadas y enterró el rostro por completo, antes de echarse a llorar.
Victoria D’Ascolli había vuelto a casa.Después de todo lo ocurrido en Idhún, la triada vuelve a la Tierra para intentar vivir una vida tranquila, lejos de los sucesos que aún los atormentan, y de los perseguidores que habrían hecho lo impensable para eliminar a Kirtash. Sin embargo, no todo es lo que parece en un planeta mucho más mágico y lleno de secretos de lo que recordaban, y Jack, Victoria, y Christian encuentran nuevos amigos, y también nuevos enemigos.
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Tell Me Again by uselesscomedian
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer
31 Oct 2020
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Achilles watched, amused, and swallowed the want that crept up his belly when Patroclus downed the whole beer in one go, destroying his rival, and making the party explode with cheers.
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You Twist, I Turn, Who's The First To Burn? by uselesscomedian
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
29 Jan 2018
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"Alexander Harlem.", the boy introduced himself, a smirk on his lips
John nodded.
"John Lamsay.", he paused, looking at him in the eye- he had dark yet bright eyes, like coals, "Thank you for saving me. You didn't have to, really."
The boy- Alexander snorted.
"Yeah, right.", the lights flicked on again, making John jump
"How'd you do that?"
Alexander stretched his arms, his back popping lightly.
"Dunno whachya talkin' about.", he practically yawned, then turned around and-
Left.
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Looking In Your Eyes Was Just Like Staring At The Sun by KilldegardVonBangin
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
04 Feb 2025
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“Adolin,” Kaladin said, “you are really starting to get on my nerves.”
Adolin let out a small, frantic laugh, and then surged forward and kissed him.
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07 Oct 2025
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So a fighter, a paladin, and a warlock walk into a bar...
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09 Sep 2025
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Coming Home (But Not to You) by queercatfan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2024
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When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.
(modern professors AU)
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- Part 1 of Coming Home (But Not to You)
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20 Dec 2024
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divine alchemy of the self by r0sie_p0sies
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
31 Dec 2021
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This is usually the moment in the dream when Jayce realizes he’s loved Viktor for a long time. He doesn’t say anything about that, though. Instead he says, We did it, we did it, Viktor, and Viktor says, Catch me. Jayce smiles so wide it aches.
Maybe that’s not exactly how it happened. Maybe Jayce doesn’t care.
Tonight he dreams about That Night again. In this version, he already knows that Viktor is going to die—he stares at his limbs moving like he’s underwater, at his big, bright smile, and thinks I don’t want you to end up where you’re going. What can I do to make sure you stay?Jayce and Viktor try to save Viktor's life.
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25 Nov 2024
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with your heart in a headlock by maxapple
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
15 Nov 2024
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Jayce’s hand lands on his shoulder and turns Viktor in his chair to face him, and once Viktor is looking up at him, his palm slides down to hold him at the bicep.
“Come back with me,” Jayce says. Asks. Pleads. Viktor’s heart, the remaining human part of him, beats hard and traitorous in his chest. The warm hand on his arm (which doesn’t feel the same as it did before, as it did when they first touched years ago – everything is divided now into before the chrysalis and after) ignites a soft purple glow within his skin.
Jayce comes to find Viktor. It gets complicated.
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- Part 3 of arcane fics
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19 Nov 2024