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• off the record by uselessouijaboard

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  15 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Cassettes & Soundwave (Transformers)
  • Jazz & Soundwave (Transformers)
  • Jazz & Prowl (Transformers)
  • Soundwave (Transformers)
  • Jazz (Transformers)
  • Rumble (Transformers)
  • Frenzy (Transformers)
  • Ravage (Transformers)
  • Laserbeak (Transformers)
  • Buzzsaw (Transformers)
  • Prowl (Transformers)
  • Angst
  • only read this while listening to an obscure 70s-80s music playlist ‼️
  • this isn't jazzwave but you can interpret it as such if you want
  • jazz isn't the step dad he's the dad who stepped u-
  • no just kidding he's the wine aunt
  • he's the rich aunt with her same-sex "roommate of ten years" (prowl)
  • who shows up every christmas to unleash gift reckoning
  • and you never hear from her again
  • Comedy
  • Attempt at Humor
  • keyword: "attempt"
  • How Do I Tag
  • tw for soundwave's cringe brainrot kids
  • "where's laserbeak" she's mediating guys
  • SHE'S DIED
  • guys this was supposed to be crack why is there angst in it

  Summary

  What do you get when you mix up two minibots, one smooth-talking spy, and a lot of bad timing? Music debates (surprisingly), near-death experiences (less surprisingly), and questionable friendships (possibly the most surprising of all). But in the middle of war, chaos might just be the closest thing to peace.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,476

  Chapters:

  1/3

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  17

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  157

• i went too fast, you went too slow (should've followed, yeah) by tzuwis, uselessouijaboard for uselessouijaboard

  Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  13 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Feng Xin/Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Hua Cheng/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • He Xuan/Shi Qingxuan
  • Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Feng Xin (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Jun Wu (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Mei Nianqing
  • Shi Qingxuan
  • He Xuan (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Yushi Huang
  • Pei Ming (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Shi Wudu
  • Idol AU
  • documentary style fic
  • POV Third Person
  • POV Outsider
  • aka the person watching as well as the narration when not in documentary format
  • Feng Xin and Mu Qing Bickering (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Hua Cheng & Mu Qing Friendship (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Mu Qing & Shi Qingxuan Friendship
  • << my sqxmq besties agenda frfr
  • Feng Xin and Mu Qing are Idiots in Love (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Protective Feng Xin (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Mu Qing is Bad at Feelings (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Mu Qing Needs a Hug (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are in Love (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Xie Lian Needs a Hug (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • One-sided Jun Wu/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Jun Wu Being an Asshole (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Creepy Jun Wu (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Jun Wu is Obsessed with Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Warning: Jun Wu (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • Jun Wu Bashing (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
  • also
  • MEI NIANQING BASHING FUCK HIM.
  • feng xin apologizes to mq
  • theres a shit ton of tea abt to be spilled
  • Post Disbandment AU
  • chinese idols in kpop
  • think yuehua ent
  • Exploitation
  • Starvation
  • Sexualization Of A Minor
  • !!!
  • Mistreatment
  • Overworking
  • Forced Feminization
  • << of mq
  • k but hes a twink so he only kinda gaf
  • dont wanna give too many spoilers in tags
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • heheehehehehehehe
  • Inspired by Real Events
  • << sixteen survival show
  • Title from a TWICE Song
  • can u tell i'm a once
  • added this later but also some social media elements
  • also forgot this
  • But this fic
  • is - Freeform
  • Mu Qing-centric (Tian Guan Ci Fu)

  Summary

  "𝘌𝘟𝘗0𝘚𝘌 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘴 𝘭𝘵𝘥. 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘕𝘦𝘵𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘹 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 - 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘒𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘟𝘐4𝘕𝘓𝘌. 𝘞𝘩𝘺, 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥? 𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 24𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘶𝘭𝘺, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳—𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘶 𝘘𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵..

  Xie Lian pulled his eyes away from the newspaper clipping, his hands trembling as he gripped the counter. He had to watch this."
  ______

  Or in which, XI4NLE, the once beloved stars of Korea, who took the industry by storm, recount the events that led to their crumbling fame, all the way from the start - the survival show. Featuring:

  Mu Qing - the first to leave, and the first to sue.
  Feng Xin - the charismatic rapper, drowned in his reputation as a deadbeat, now with his own label.
  Hua Cheng - wildly popular, but his eyes long for his beloved, the one he failed to protect.
  And Xie Lian, who watches from the shadows, afraid to step foot into the industry that stole his wings.

  Series

  • Part 1 of the xianle idol au 🪷

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  294

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  11

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  135

• absence makes the heart grow fondant by uselessouijaboard

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  20 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jetfire | Skyfire/Starscream (Transformers)
  • ok it's not official but it's happening
  • Starscream (Transformers)
  • Shockwave (Transformers)
  • Soundwave (Transformers)
  • Jetfire | Skyfire (Transformers)
  • not pictured: ravage (asleep under the coach and biding her time until someone drops a snack for her to steal)
  • Fluff
  • like it's just a drabble idk what to tell you man
  • Alternate Universe - College/University
  • bunch of loser nerd geeks attempt the "fine artistry" of birthday cakes
  • Birthday Cake
  • huh that's a tag
  • skyfire is the teacher's assistant in the university's physics class
  • screamer is like a poli sci & phys student
  • shockwave got bioengineering (1 step away from expulsion)

  Summary

  Starscream is going to bake a cake for Skyfire's birthday, no matter the cost. With zero baking experience but plenty of determination, he ropes in his reluctant roommate, Shockwave, a pragmatic realist who'd rather fool around with some poor creature's DNA than sift flour.

  Series

  • Part 1 of university of iacon

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,641

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  38

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  263