3 Works by uselessouijaboard
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off the record by uselessouijaboard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One
15 Aug 2025
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What do you get when you mix up two minibots, one smooth-talking spy, and a lot of bad timing? Music debates (surprisingly), near-death experiences (less surprisingly), and questionable friendships (possibly the most surprising of all). But in the middle of war, chaos might just be the closest thing to peace.
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i went too fast, you went too slow (should've followed, yeah) by tzuwis, uselessouijaboard for uselessouijaboard
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Aug 2025
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"𝘌𝘟𝘗0𝘚𝘌 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘴 𝘭𝘵𝘥. 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘕𝘦𝘵𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘹 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 - 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘒𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘟𝘐4𝘕𝘓𝘌. 𝘞𝘩𝘺, 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥? 𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 24𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘶𝘭𝘺, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳—𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘶 𝘘𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵..
Xie Lian pulled his eyes away from the newspaper clipping, his hands trembling as he gripped the counter. He had to watch this."
______Or in which, XI4NLE, the once beloved stars of Korea, who took the industry by storm, recount the events that led to their crumbling fame, all the way from the start - the survival show. Featuring:
Mu Qing - the first to leave, and the first to sue.
Feng Xin - the charismatic rapper, drowned in his reputation as a deadbeat, now with his own label.
Hua Cheng - wildly popular, but his eyes long for his beloved, the one he failed to protect.
And Xie Lian, who watches from the shadows, afraid to step foot into the industry that stole his wings.Series
- Part 1 of the xianle idol au 🪷
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absence makes the heart grow fondant by uselessouijaboard
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
20 Jul 2025
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Starscream is going to bake a cake for Skyfire's birthday, no matter the cost. With zero baking experience but plenty of determination, he ropes in his reluctant roommate, Shockwave, a pragmatic realist who'd rather fool around with some poor creature's DNA than sift flour.
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- Part 1 of university of iacon