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“Come play beer pong with me. I need a partner.”
She licks her lips and half turns her head to look at her friend. “I can’t. I’m here with—”
“She can!” Pansy shoves her lightly from behind.
Hermione turns around to glare at her friend and finds her staring at her sternly, communicating with her eyes to go with Draco.
“Go on, Granger. Have fun. Use protection.”
“Pansy!” she whisper-scolds.
“I’ll take care of her, Parkinson. You can count on me,” Draco says. When Hermione turns back to look at him, he’s smiling, mischief dancing in his grey eyes. “Shall we?”
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Frat President Draco Malfoy scores more than just a few beer pong shots
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26 Jul 2026
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She dropped the bar back on the rack with a loud clang. “Alright, that’s it.” She moved out of her rack and over to Draco, who was leaning on the side of his barbell, cool as a cucumber. “What do you want from me, Malfoy?”
“Nothing more than to be your gym buddy.” The words came out of his mouth before he knew what was happening. Sheesh, those shorts must really be tiny. He took another glance down. Yes, yes, they are.
She snorted. “Gym buddy? As in—“ she gestured between them, “—we work out together? Why?”
“Yes, that’s the general idea. And why?” His brain spun at the speed of light to come with a reason other than his intense desire to spread apart her arse cheeks and take a good whiff. He snapped his fingers. “Because if I were to stand by and let an Order of Merlin recipient attempt to permanently injure herself—tragic death by dumbbell—I might find myself facing new charges in front of the Wizengamot for criminal neglect.”
Or, The one where Draco offers to train Hermione because he can’t help himself around dat ass.
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- Part 1 of BUDDIES!
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24 Jul 2026
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Hermione was only trying to get a contraceptive potion from Pansy, but her mind was blown instead.
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A threesome between Hermione, Pansy and Harry.
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- Part 4 of Hermione's way around Hogwarts
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10 Jul 2026
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Hermione thought she could negotiate with the Slytherin, but she got coiled up tighter into another mess.
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Hermione lost her virginity to Draco (willing/unwillingly, you pick).
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- Part 3 of Hermione's way around Hogwarts
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10 Jul 2026
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A Series of Rather Unfortunate Events by TheWitchfluencer for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2026
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"An off book assignment to a middle-of-nowhere muggle village where we are forced to stay overnight at an inn with only one bed…" Draco raised a brow. "It's highly suspicious.”
Her eyes flashed. “And just what exactly are you implying?”
"I’m implying that I have read this book before, Granger.”
Her lips twitched but she denied him her full smile. “I see. Well then please enlighten me, what happens next?”
“Oh it’s terrible,” he tsked. “If the tropes are to be believed, we are all but doomed by forced proximity.”
ORA hilariously self-aware "Only one bed at the inn" Dramione Minific
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10 Jul 2026