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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Prince Regent Taako is in for a week of high-profile parties, including the coronation of Edward and Lydia. He's also in potential danger, so he does what any fool would do and has his knight, personal bodyguard, and big fat crush Kravitz go undercover as his fiance. Kravitz, a nobody ex-soldier who definitely doesn't have a mysterious past, begrudgingly goes along with it--that is, until things start to fall into place.

    Strap in for a tale of love, magic, bed-sharing, kissing practice, wild sex, comedy, scary cousins, ridiculous last names, intrigue, mystery, incredible food, and more.

    ***Now with original art from pepgold!!***

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    08 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    What's the point of having a cushy corporate paycheck if they take away two hundred dollars from it every month for insurance? Join Taako on his most dangerous quest yet: scamming privatized insurance. It sounds easy on paper, but he's going to need some extra help from his sister's boss to really seal the deal.

    And, the prize? Forty whole dollars.

    [Abandoned, apologies, I lost the rest of the fic like four years ago in a hard drive accident and never recovered :(]

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    21 Dec 2019

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    08 Mar 2019

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    Fear clambers into his mouth and tastes bitter on his tongue. “Who are you?” It takes him a moment to register the sound of his own voice.

    She stares at him. Blinks. “Lance, please, this isn’t time for one of your jokes--”

    He furrows his eyebrows and struggles to sit up, to stop leaning into the cradle of her arms. “I’m not--I’m not...joking.”

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    After sacrificing himself to save Allura, Lance wakes up in a strange new world where the only thing he knows is a deep connection to a boy he doesn't remember.

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    08 Oct 2018

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    In the land of Arus, the youngest Nalquodian prince—Prince Leandro—is hidden away in a little castle that overlooks the kingdom; a countermeasure to protect him from the Galran assassins that have sworn to take his life.

    And in the tallest tower of the castle, behind a grimy rose window and under a dusty sheet, is an enchanting gargoyle that the prince finds himself compelled to visit every day.

    Almost as if by a spell...

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    22 Sep 2018