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A collection of smutty snippets that prominently feature Urianger Augerelt. Any long running fics will have individual uploads, this is mostly for organisational purposes. Tags updated as needed.
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Urianger makes his way to Il Mheg.
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Sthal clapped his hands. “Chop chop, you’ve places to go, people to threaten, and I have work to do. Out.”
Dumbfounded, Zenos rose from the chair and mechanically made his way to the front door. He tipped his head in mock obeisance.
“We shall meet again.” -
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This is literally just Minesweeper porn. I have nothing else to say.
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X'rhun has been in one place for longer than normal, so it should come as no surprise that rumors of a 'Crimson Duelist' have begun to spread through Thanalan. Can he handle the past while waiting for the future?
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Ulythomar: a city on the edge of the dying illithid empire. In its golden minarets, illithid nobles sip cerebrospinal fluid and plot intrigue against their fellows. In its mountainous outskirts, villagers till the soil and fear the creatures that sneak past the gates at night to take thralls and flay the minds of unsuspecting victims. All the while, the gith slaughter their way across planes and galaxies, killing their former masters in scores. Revolution is on the wind.
Short stories about illithids and thralls set during the last days of the illithid empire.
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12 May 2024
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After the events of the Crystal Tower, The Warrior of Light gets a visit from an unexpected guest.
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13 Feb 2022
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In a time before the Warrior of Light, before the Azure Dragoon, before the Lord Commander, when they were merely Aymeric de Borel, Knight and archer and Estinien Wyrmblood, dragoon, two men learn something new about one another.
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11 Jan 2022
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Roe suddenly has an idea—a very obvious idea, in hindsight. And as it is often wont to do, her mouth boldly charges ahead before her brain can entirely catch up. “Actually, Tee,” she starts.
“Mhm?”
“Do you think it would be helpful if I, uh… lent you a hand?” (The play on words isn’t actually intentional, but Roe gives herself a mental high-five for it anyway.)
Thyme huffs out a laugh in the general direction of the ceiling. “My goodness. Am I too lust-addled to hear you properly, or are you trying to seduce me?”
in which roe swings by thyme's apartment unannounced, and thyme teaches her a thing or two.
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- Part 4 of parsley, sage
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22 Nov 2021
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everybody knows we've got unfinished business by ardentcosmos (molotovhappyhour)
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
05 Sep 2021
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To think, Garlond had the absolute temerity to be angry that he’d taken that risk onto his own shoulders (shoulder?), literally, figuratively, or otherwise? He had the audacity to lash out at him? It’s as though nothing could make the man happy—or, more likely, there was not really anything Nero could do to please him, except that brief moment, where neither of them had been looking at each other, just ten heartbeats worth of a space—
(“‘tis hardly fair to compare my youth to omega’s solitary existence...”)
From here, it is unrealistic to believe that there is a world or a time or a future where Nero stays here, where he enjoys staying here, where Cid enjoys him staying here, where they work toward a common goal. The possibility that they lean close and share secrets, that they share coffee and humor, and whatever else, feels just as unviable. The potential for that future had slipped by long ago, too long ago to measure. Maybe that future had never been meant for this Nero and this Cid at all.
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06 Sep 2021