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    “Ilya Rozanov,” Shane repeats slowly, letting himself taste the words. He grins. “Wow. You’re, like, a really good player. How come you’re in Canada for summer camp? Is that weird to ask? Sorry if that’s weird. I just meant-”

    Shane is cut off by a hand on his mouth. He flushes.

    “Too fast,” Ilya says. “My English… not good.”

    “Sorry,” Shane mumbles into Ilya’s hand. Ilya grins and shakes his head, curls dancing, as he pulls his hand away.

    “Is okay. Slow words. Okay?”

    This year marks thirteen year Shane Hollander's third summer at Coach Marakov's elite hockey training camp. In attendance for the first time: Ilya Rozanov, visiting from Russia. Shane isn't the most sociable, and Ilya's English isn't the greatest, yet the unlikely duo soon become the best of friends.

    It's just one summer, but it makes a world of difference.

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    “He really does look like Mike,” Lucas breathes, as he gives Mike’s twin a scan, head to toe.

    “Yeah, if Mike were way hotter and a knight?” Max chips in, and Will can vaguely hear Mike muttering again. “He looks so medieval, like he’s from Camelot or some shit.”

    “I am Michael,” the knight begins to plead again. He turns his doe eyes back to Will, returning to his side like a diligent guard, even going as far as to reach out and take his hands. “Please, you have to believe me. I would never lie to you. Have I ever broken our oath? Let me prove it.”

    Will was a bit preoccupied with gazing into the knight’s eyes, his cheeks flushing under the intense stare and the way his hands were held so gently. Mike had no issues ruining their moment.

    “And he’s weirdly obsessed with Will.” Mike sounds even angrier than he did in the woods, and his sharp tone is enough for Will to snap out of his hand-holding to step a respectable distance away from the knight. “We need to send him back to wherever he came from.”

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    Mike the Brave ends up in Hawkins and sweeps Will off his feet. Mike has a lot of Feelings™ about it.

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    Will’s never painted himself. He didn’t know he could. He even thinks he almost looks handsome. Which is stupid. Because Will isn’t handsome. Will wouldn’t wear a tux. Will wouldn’t let Mike feed him cake. Wouldn’t paint Mike like this and hang it in the hall and—

    And—

    He can’t breathe.

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    Will Byers and Mike Wheeler have a sleepover in 1989 and wake up in 2012

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    Ian comes to mickey's house in a panic attack, and tells mickey to run away with him

    mickey agrees.

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    “I honestly didn’t think it would hurt as bad as it did,” Shane admitted. “It started at practice this morning. Hayden and JJ were teasing me about playing against you for the first time since my injury. Said they were gonna knock you out the way Marleau did me, see how the Raiders liked losing their captain. Obviously, they weren’t serious, but the thought of them hurting you made me so mad. They’re my best friends, and all I wanted to do was tell them how perfect you are. I wanted to tell them how we spent the summer together, laughing, kissing, doing other activities…” he blushed.

    “Fucking until we couldn’t move about three times a day?” Ilya teased.

    Or Shane and Ilya navigate their first season as (secret) boyfriends playing for rival teams.

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