wildes
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- Top Gear (UK) RPF (6)
- Hannibal (TV) (4)
- The Grand Tour (TV) RPF (4)
- The Mighty Boosh RPF (2)
- British Actor RPF (1)
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James May and Richard Hammond are professional hitmen, assigned a job in a small English town. But what happens when they realise they don't want to go through with the hit?
It's a love story.
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Will Graham is a freshman at college. A freshman year can be a hard time for a neurotic 19-year-old, but luckily Will has Dr. Hannibal Lecter to help him.
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Rhett meets an intriguing man at a club and takes him home. But who is the stranger, and why won't he even tell Rhett his name?
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Piqued Curiosity by wildes
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV) RPF, Staged (TV 2020), British Actor RPF
12 Dec 2020
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When Michael finds out what fanfiction is, his curiosity is piqued.
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It's not as though they planned any of this to happen, and yet it all had; coincidences pushed them together. But then, maybe coincidences always meant being on the right path.
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"Tell me about your years as an assassin."
"That's a lot to tell," Gallagher says. "You're going to have to be more specific."
"Tell me about Milkovich."
The change in Gallagher's expression is immediate. His smile vanishes and his eyes go cold. Then he takes a deep breath, and laughs. "Oh, you want to know about Mickey."
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In which Ian is a cold-blooded serial killer with a soft spot for a certain South Side asshole.
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01 Jan 2026
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Ian has worked hard on stabilizing after a long period of illness. As he approaches the two year mark, Fiona suggests he get a job. He doesn't expect it to be a funeral home. Doesn't expect to meet a hot apprentice. As he draws himself further into that environment, his life begins to change.
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- English
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25 Dec 2025
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Old house, new love. Construction workers Ian and Mickey meet on a home restoration job.
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- 14/14
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25 Dec 2025
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Modern Royal AU.
“The international community is in chaos this morning in the wake of the deaths of many world leaders. The death of the president of the United States has been confirmed, along with the majority of his cabinet. Great Britain can count itself lucky that the Queen has been found and finally returned to her throne, but her heirs are another story. It appears that both princes and their own heirs are among the casualties of what is being referred to as the Valentine’s Day Massacre. Sources close to--”
It just so happens that there is another direct heir to the British throne out there, but he's probably going to need a bit of polish.
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- Part 1 of Modern Royalty AU
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- English
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- 13/13
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13 Aug 2025
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This is an AU fic where Rhett and Link have not met yet. Link lives in downtown L.A. and is in a need of a roommate. Rhett is moving from North Carolina and searches for a place to stay. They meet but there is something shady about Link and Rhett wants to know more about it.
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24 Apr 2025