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    Clint didn’t think he was ever going to see the cute stranger that brought in the injured dog again. The man was probably straight and married.

    (The man had a daughter after all.)

    Luckily for Clint, he was wrong.

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    Phil was about to call out to Clint when he heard a sound coming from their bedroom. He shrugged off his jacket, leaving it and his tie over the arm of the couch, before padding towards the source.

    The door to their bedroom was only half shut. The room was dark but the flashing light from the TV was bright enough for Phil to see that Clint and Charlie were in the middle of the bed, Charlie in Clint’s lap, with both of them wrapped up in the thick duvet Clint’d broken out just last week. Their dog, Lucky, was dozing in a heap at the end of the bed.

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    Fan art for sirona's Festivus fic The Spy Who Loves Me

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    Christmas parties are meant for mingling, but Phil takes a trip down memory lane instead. Puppies and proposals just kind of happened, but Phil's pretty okay with that.

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    “Why haven’t you asked him out yet? He’s clearly as into you as you are into him.” 

    Phil rolled his eyes. His friends meant well but they could be a little annoying sometimes. “You don’t know that. Clint is just… being friendly. He flirts with everyone.”

    “That’s not what Natasha said,” Maria chortled. “According to her, someone wouldn’t shut up about a certain Chief of Security.”

    “Natasha is biased, and you’re delusional. Tell your girlfriend to stop gossiping about me.” Phil had many regrets in his life; two of them were ever knowing Maria Hill and Nick Fury.

    For Phil, being Chief of Security of Stark Industries is hard enough without his nosy co-workers trying to stage an intervention of his love life. Throw some mafia problems into the mix and things really start to get interesting.

    It really is a good thing that Phil has some mad ninja skills.

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    It's Christmas, and Bucky has been invited to the Barton-Coulson household. It's been six months since Bucky found his way to Steve, and it's time for him (and Steve) to learn a little of how his new found family of superpowered misfits celebrate the holidays.

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    Fan art for often_adamanta's MBB fic It Remembers You

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    Fan art for torakowalski's MBB fic Keep The World At Bay For Me

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    So basically I saw the word Regency during claims and I thought Clint and Phil in regency garb and it all snowballed from there. No Regency story is complete without a book cover, so here it is :)

    LOVELY story by wildlives, by the way. Y'all need to go read it now!

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    The phone call came at three in the morning. Phil woke with a start at the sound. There was a mad scramble to be freed from two human-shaped octopuses before Phil was able to get to the phone. Clint and Steve had both been out fighting Dr. Doom the day before and nothing short of a call out or the end of the world was going to wake them now that they were in their bed. Phil sighed and answered the phone before he noticed that it was Clint’s phone and not his own.

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    It’s not that Phil has problems asking Clint out—well, he does, because he’s a professor and Clint’s someone else’s grad student. It’s just that he also has a thing for Clint’s roommate (and coworker, and best friend, and also someone else’s grad student) Steve. It’s fucking confusing for Phil because having the same kind of feelings for two people at the same time, how does that even work?

    Plus, he’s just a balding, middle-aged, boring professor of economics. There is no way that Clint or Steve would look at him twice if they didn’t know each other already, right?

    (In which Melinda and Natasha are exasperated, Phil is smitten, Clint and Steve take matters into their own hands, and Jasper is 5000% done with all of Phil’s bullshit.)

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    When his buzzer went off earlier, Phil hadn’t been expecting to hear Clint’s voice on the other end. In fact, he hadn’t expect to hear from Clint at all. Phil had been ready to admit that despite all of the things that had happened and the tension growing between them so tangible he could cut with a knife, he’d lost Clint after all.

    Instead, he was pushing Clint flush against the closest wall kissing him and being kissed back like their lives depended on it.

    In which Clint is the president of the super seekrit SHIELD Stitch ’n Bitch.

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    Clint almost laughed. HR-153 was the form that every omega agent had to fill out that designated, in the event of a heat-related emergency, an alpha that they would allow to help them. Clint had put in Coulson’s name at the time to try and get a rise out of the man. He had no idea that Coulson would actually consent and sign off on it, or that they’d actually be in this kind of situation in the first place.

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    Working for SHIELD, being stuck on the road far from home on Christmas isn’t anything new. Phil Coulson is used to this, the loneliness that comes with the important job of protecting the world. What he didn't count on was for one Clint Barton, archer extraordinaire and newly minted SHIELD agent, to come crashing into his life.

    An aborted op, a snow storm, a motel room and a conversation. They may be stuck on the road, but they are closer to home than they think.

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    The source of Phil’s distraction was outside the living room window, cutting through water in the shimmering pool like a shark in the ocean. It was mid morning, and most of the team were either still unconscious or, in Steve and Natasha’s case, had taken the rare day off to explore the city. That just left Clint. And Phil. Alone in a big house with only JARVIS to entertain them.

    It was a bad idea. Phil should’ve known better, really, but then hindsight had always been twenty-twenty, even for the infallible Agent Coulson.

    The sun was just peeking over the top of the house, casting a golden glow over the surface of the pool and the back of its lone occupant. Phil set the tablet down with a sigh because, let’s face it, he wasn’t going to be any productive than he had been, not with Clint dressed in only a skimpy little speedo and his muscular arms and thighs on full display.

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    Phil was reading out loud from a book they were supposed to read for English class, and Clint was only half listening while staring at the soft strands of Phil’s hair, flopping and feather-light in the wind.

    He couldn’t help it; Phil’s hair looked so soft he just had to reach out and feel it for himself, to see if it was as soft as it looked.

    Next to him, Phil abruptly stopped, his body stiffen slightly while Clint’s fingers swirled around his hair.

    In which Clint is (not) touch starved (just "very tactile"), becomes best friends with Phil, then unwittingly falls in love with him. And then Tony Stark opens his big mouth...

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    “Come to dinner with Melinda and I,” Phil said out of the blue one morning as Clint was putting gel in his hair, trying to get that mussed look just right. They were in Phil’s bathroom, getting ready for work. Phil had just finished brushing his teeth and was looking at Clint expectantly with a long piece of floss wrapped around his fingers. “Tomorrow night.”

    Clint froze, turning slowly towards Phil, eyes wide and jaw slack. “What?”

    In which Phil wants Clint to meet Melinda, his best friend, who has the reputation at SHIELD for having the toughest shovel talk. Ever.

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    It took Phil years to convince Clint that his "condition" isn't something that he needs to protect Phil from, that being a werewolf doesn't make him any less human than he has always been. Clint wants so badly to believe Phil, wants to believe that he can still have a normal life, or as normal as working for SHIELD can be. But when they give in to one night of careless passion, the consequences of their actions may change all of that...

     

    Phil took a deep breath and leaned forward to catch Clint’s face in his hands. Clint’s entire body was sheened with sweat, and even in the dim light Phil could see that his eyes were a lighter shade of sky blue than his normal blue-green, and there was a small tuft of grey fur between his eyes, a barest hint of a coat over the back of Clint’s normally smooth arms and all the way down his spine. He was still human, only with some animal features that looked like special effects make up, and he was the most beautiful creature Phil had ever laid eyes on. “It’ll be okay, Clint.”

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    Imagine your OTP washing their dog a Sunday afternoon and the dog does not like to be bathed. Person A tries to pin the animal down while Person B washes it. The dog then jumps out of Person A’s arms, which sends them splashing into the tub. Person B starts laughing, so Person A drags them into the soapy water as well. The pair have a hard time getting out and keep slipping into each other while the dog merely watches on the other side of the bathroom. Bonus points if it leads to soapy kisses.

    Clint and Phil try to give Lucky a bath. Emphasis on "try". Phil has some surprising (to him) revelations along the way

    Clint/Coulson

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    Sign language to them both was as natural as the spoken word by this point, but signing in his sleep was new for Clint. Phil had heard of this particular phenomenon; Clint had told him that he’d done it before, but Phil had never actually experienced it himself or on others first hand. Until now.

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