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A witch is recaptured by a spurned lover who has chased her for years.
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20 Feb 2026
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Lucifer asked to sit in on Alastor's radio program, though he had ulterior motives. Sexual ones. But Alastor is ever the consumate professional, so he decides to keep his boyfriend quiet during the broadcast by stuffing every wet little hole with a shadow tentecle to keep him occupied. Yet another brilliant, successful plan, as always. But once it's all over, Lucifer says something he never expected, shocking him in the best of ways.
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29 Nov 2025
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Subtitle: Little Shop of Whores
This is a porn parody retelling of Little Shop of Horrors with indulgent femdom plant monster goodness. You don't need to have seen the movie for it to make sense, though I do recommend it, it's a classic!
In porn parody tradition, I've slightly changed the name of all characters (Audrey > Aubrey, Mushnik > Gushnik, etc) except Seymour. Expect some loving references to the screenplay and then for things to veer off the rails.
As a tribute to the original version of the movie, the plant aliens win.
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10 Oct 2025
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“Listen,” Klaus started, not quite believing what he was saying, “Why don’t you come inside? You could probably use a hot bath, right?”
“No, that’s okay, I’ll just--- wait. Did you say...bath?” Jesper’s eyes glazed over with longing, almost shuddering at the idea. It had been so long since he’d had anything more than a frigid scrub at his wash basin. It was too tempting an offer to decline.
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(Jesper gets battered and bruised chasing those reindeer around so Klaus makes an offer the mailman can't refuse.)Bookmarked by wiredame
31 Dec 2024
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“I don’t understand,” Jesper said. “If you... If you’re—” His voice creaked, like a rusty doorknob, but he carried on, “then how are you... here?”
“It’s Christmas Eve night,” said Klaus. “Where else would I be?”
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31 Dec 2024