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A witch is recaptured by a spurned lover who has chased her for years.
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20 Feb 2026
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Lucifer asked to sit in on Alastor's radio program, though he had ulterior motives. Sexual ones. But Alastor is ever the consumate professional, so he decides to keep his boyfriend quiet during the broadcast by stuffing every wet little hole with a shadow tentecle to keep him occupied. Yet another brilliant, successful plan, as always. But once it's all over, Lucifer says something he never expected, shocking him in the best of ways.
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29 Nov 2025
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Subtitle: Little Shop of Whores
This is a porn parody retelling of Little Shop of Horrors with indulgent femdom plant monster goodness. You don't need to have seen the movie for it to make sense, though I do recommend it, it's a classic!
In porn parody tradition, I've slightly changed the name of all characters (Audrey > Aubrey, Mushnik > Gushnik, etc) except Seymour. Expect some loving references to the screenplay and then for things to veer off the rails.
As a tribute to the original version of the movie, the plant aliens win.
Please mind the tags.
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10 Oct 2025
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“Listen,” Klaus started, not quite believing what he was saying, “Why don’t you come inside? You could probably use a hot bath, right?”
“No, that’s okay, I’ll just--- wait. Did you say...bath?” Jesper’s eyes glazed over with longing, almost shuddering at the idea. It had been so long since he’d had anything more than a frigid scrub at his wash basin. It was too tempting an offer to decline.
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(Jesper gets battered and bruised chasing those reindeer around so Klaus makes an offer the mailman can't refuse.)Bookmarked by wiredame
31 Dec 2024
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“I don’t understand,” Jesper said. “If you... If you’re—” His voice creaked, like a rusty doorknob, but he carried on, “then how are you... here?”
“It’s Christmas Eve night,” said Klaus. “Where else would I be?”
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31 Dec 2024
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Promises Kept in an Empty Field by livelaughlove_write
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types
25 Nov 2024
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Fiyero promises to stand by Elphaba.
Elphaba promises to protect Fiyero.
They both keep their promises.Bookmarked by wiredame
27 Nov 2024
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Eddie's having a nice time at a bar when Venom starts acting weirder than usual. Freaky alien sex and confessions of love are inevitable.
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Flawless symbiosis is thought to be unattainable. But you are…perfect, Eddie. We are perfect.
Eddie sighs and a lazy smile creeps across his face. “Hell yeah, we are.”Series
- Part 3 of Symbrock
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29 Oct 2024
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A bored Vemon tries out ways to wake Eddie up. Eventually, they find a way that works for both of them.
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It started with simply yelling at him. It was jarring and annoying, but after a few fights, Venom got more creative. He'd poke at his cheek with a formless appendage until he opened one eye, then he would yell at him to wake up. Usually demanding food.
A few more fights later, his methods changed again. In what Eddie assumed was an attempt to respect his need for sleep, Venom tried to entertain himself. That typically involved weird sounds right by his ear as he shapeshifted on the pillow beside him, or the strange, indescribable sensation of a symbiote unfusing and fusing with his body. While still annoying, Eddie could bring himself to ignore those, for the most part.
It was the times that Venom's boredom led him to explore his body that brought on a new approach to waking him up. What started with his body simply reacting on its own in his sleep to Venom's tongue sliding over his neck, or a thin tendril squirming around the nub of his nipple, had evolved into what Eddie was faced with now.
A thin tendril slipping itself between his ass cheeks.
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29 Oct 2024
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Ford wants to figure out how Bills mouth works. Shit goes down
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05 Sep 2024
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don't doubt me. by getousslut
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Jun 2024
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you should've never doubted how far bakugou would go.
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12 Jul 2024
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When the human-machine interface takes a turn
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30 Jun 2024
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Izzy is still pining over Blackbeard. Lucius, luckily, is fantastic at break-ups. And he suspects he knows exactly what Israel Hands needs.
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16 Nov 2023
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what happens in the brig stays in the brig.
(or does it?)Bookmarked by wiredame
13 Oct 2023
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"The good news is that I was invited, which—I guess is an improvement," Brett began, but even so, Reagan knew the but was coming before he'd even introduced it, so it was hardly surprising when it followed, "but...uh, the kinda-bad news is that the invitation says that I’m only allowed to go to the renewal if I bring a plus-one."
“...wait, plus-one as in, like, a human sacrifice?” Reagan flatlined, brows furrowing.
“No, as a—uh, as a date. A girlfriend.”
In which Brett Hand needs a date to his parents' vow renewal, and Reagan owes more favors than she can count.
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11 Sep 2023
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Then Jeryd looks at him, and it makes the entire situation about a hundred times worse. Roman hasn’t shed a single layer of clothing, but he feels as naked as the day he was born. His mouth has gone dry.
I laid out the ground rules, Stewy had told him, moments before Jeryd knocked on the door. You don’t have to worry about any of it, Ro.
Roman can imagine what that conversation entailed. He assumes there were some not-so-subtle threats made to Jeryd’s career (and probably his life, too). Roman is fairly certain that the guy will behave himself.
(or: stewy shares roman for a night)
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17 Jun 2023
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Zenigata educates Lupin on the lesser-known joys of having to wait his turn, using the rest of his gang as an object lesson.
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21 Aug 2022
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After a night out, Lupin gets arrested by none other than Inspector Zenigata. Only something feels different about these handcuffs....
I'm sure you can guess what.
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20 Aug 2022
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Standing Like Coins on the Edge by punk_rock_yuppie
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
16 Jul 2021
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“There’s got to be another way,” Brad says as he sinks to his knees beside the door.
Beckett scowls and finally whips around to look at him. “Well there’s not, Bradward. So just…” She takes a deep breath, her hands trembling as she reaches for the collar of her uniform. She closes her eyes because she can’t look at him as she says, “Just take off your fucking clothes so we can get this over with and get off this stupid planet.”
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16 Jun 2022
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this is where my kinktober fics for borderlands are going. probably going to be a mix of jack/tim and jack/rhys, and heavily non-con/dub-con ymmv
EDIT: now also featuring some things from kinktober 2021 bc im lazy
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- Part 2 of kinktober 2020 (return of the kink)
- Part 2 of kinktober 2021 (something kinky this way comes)
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18 Apr 2022
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the words we use instead by witchertrashbag (sargassostories) for chryysaskk
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
11 Jan 2022
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Post season 2-- not-established Yennskier.
Jaskier and Yennefer need a bath.
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11 Jan 2022