withthepilot
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Baby, Take Me to the Feeling by withthepilot for yeats
Fandoms: Neighbors | Bad Neighbours (Movies)
18 Dec 2016
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Like most love stories, Teddy's begins with a dildo.
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a song for someone who needs somewhere to long for by withthepilot
Fandoms: Star Trek RPF
19 Jan 2015
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Karl always seems to know what Chris needs when he's hurting. But when it's Karl who's hurting, Chris finds himself waiting to be needed.
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- Part 2 of Homesick
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It's only a few months after Prince Jim's twenty-first birthday when McCoy's other major life obligation comes back into the picture.
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- Part 2 of Prince Charming
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Latkes and Blunts (Or, Abbi and Ilana's Hotboxed Hanukkah) by withthepilot for skyeborn
Fandoms: Broad City (TV)
20 Dec 2014
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“Hanukkah? What are we going to do, sit around and drink Manischevitz and spin dreidels?” Ilana pauses as a light bulb goes off in her head. “Holy shit! We should totally do that!”
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You Could Easily Have Me by withthepilot
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
27 Aug 2014
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Clint can’t sleep. The mattress is too big. He’s gotten used to having another person in the bed, even if that person reeked of bad cologne and suffered from an overabundance of body hair. Plus, that whole scenario with Coulson was the weirdest extraction Clint’s experienced in a while. Ten million dollars, Coulson said, to sleep with Teller’s boyfriend—to sleep with Clint. Crazy talk.
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Prince Charming by withthepilot
Fandom: Star Trek (2009), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
31 Dec 2014
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Give Yourself Over To Absolute Pleasure by WorkInProgress84
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
07 Oct 2024
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When Alex had announced he wanted to do a couples costume for their Halloween party and had proposed they go as Frank N’Furter and Rocky, Henry’s brain had conked out a little, going straight to Alex in a corset, predicting it would be devastating. Now, faced with the 3D realisation, the tightness that emphasises the sinful curve of Alex’s waist, the low-cut top that hints at dark nipples Henry wants to graze with his nails… There’s a choir of kinky angels singing somewhere.
Or: how to derail a party's preparations with sexy shenanigans.
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21 Oct 2025
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next thing i knew he was all up on me screaming (yeah) by bleedingballroomfloor
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
19 Aug 2024
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“I’ve learned not to waste my time pining after straight men,” Henry says simply, “no matter how often they seem to turn up in my life.”
That stops Alex short. It’s not like he’s purposely seeking Henry out. It’s not like he’s trying to be an asshole and make Henry fall for him. There’s just something about him — Alex finds himself pulled toward Henry like he’s an eight-page essay not due for another month. That’s just how Alex always is: he dives headfirst into everything without a second thought, and he doesn’t stop until he’s deemed it a job well done.
This particular instance, though, is getting confusing. He’s not sure what he wants from Henry. He doesn’t know why he feels so drawn to him, or why he’s started wondering what Henry’s doing when he’s in class, or why the memory of Henry grinding in a stranger’s lap suddenly appears when he’s about to fall asleep.
Or, Alex meets Henry while studying abroad and has some very not-straight feelings about him.
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15 Oct 2025
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Otherwise Engaged by bleedingballroomfloor
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
26 Apr 2025
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“Good morning,” Alex says before Henry fully shuts the door behind him. “You gonna tell me how the fuck we’re getting out of this whole fake marriage thing?”
Henry takes his tea from Alex and sits at his desk. There’s edits to be made, manuscripts to be looked over, but for once in his life, that's the least of his concerns right now.
“To put it simply,” he says, “we won’t.”
When Henry Fox, Head Editor of Windsor Publishing, is threatened with deportation, he makes a desperate attempt to stay in the country by faking a relationship with his executive assistant, Alex Claremont-Diaz. But when they’re forced to travel to Alex’s hometown to keep up their charade, real feeling start to spill over, and both are left wondering what they really want for each other.
Or, The Proposal AU.
(This fic is completely written and will be updated every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.)
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Bookmarked by withthepilot
15 Oct 2025
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After an extensive matchmaking process, eight singles looking for love will marry a complete stranger at the altar, travel to their honeymoons, and then move in together as spouses. When the 8-week social experiment concludes, each newlywed will have to decide if they want to stay married and start a future together or get divorced and go their separate ways. Season 19 of Married at First Sight will take place in Austin and is the first groundbreaking season to focus exclusively on queer couples.
Alex's groom is not what he's expecting.
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25 Sep 2025
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Like, I Want You (Bless My Soul) by fairflowered
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
05 Jan 2025
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Alex misses his boyfriend like an army veteran misses their leg after an unfortunate landmine incident (yes, he's being dramatic again, sue him. His mother is regaling them all with her time on the campaign trail — again. He’s allowed to be a little dramatic. As a treat.) which means he can’t be held responsible for anything he says.
"Or, okay, hear me out – you go on all fours and I do, like, a crab walk, and then we could fuck each other at the same time. Do you think that would work? Logistically?”
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21 Sep 2025